Posted this in tonight's match thread but it belongs in here.
As we're thinking he deserves a song, how about (to Volare)...
Diogo, oh, oh
Diogo,oh, oh,
In the Red, he'll knock you all dead.
Scores goals with his feet and his head,
Diogo, oh, oh...
Plenty of scope to change the words so carry on, but I think this could be boss.