Author Topic: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')  (Read 86584 times)

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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #40 on: September 13, 2017, 08:19:29 pm »
32' - As I wrote the above, we intercept the ball and Can earns a corner via a shot from 35yds - corner is worked to the middle and Sevilla counter, but we gather the ball and work it back.

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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #41 on: September 13, 2017, 08:20:57 pm »
34' - Bobby goes down and Mercado earns a yellow for the cynical push. Salah had made a great run down the middle in the meantime but couldn't control it well enough on the high bounce.

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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #42 on: September 13, 2017, 08:22:11 pm »
35' - Anfield applauds our slick interchanges


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Salah 2-1 - deflection

Was a decent shot which goalie probably had covered but hits the studs of the defender and bounces up and in

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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #43 on: September 13, 2017, 08:24:41 pm »
Do we care that it was a deflection?

Judges ruling...

No, we do not.
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #44 on: September 13, 2017, 08:24:46 pm »
38' - handbags - Alberto clocks Navas and gets a Yellow

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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #45 on: September 13, 2017, 08:25:43 pm »
38' - handbags - Alberto clocks Navas and gets a Yellow


Vintage Moreno. Mistimes the tackle by a week.
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #46 on: September 13, 2017, 08:27:29 pm »
40' - Sevilla with a long throw forward - we get the ball back and as Salah is about to accelerate away, hes. caught

IN the followup - Penalty - Mane brought down.\

Good work from Moreno in the build up -

OMG - Bobby misses - hit the post.

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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #47 on: September 13, 2017, 08:28:40 pm »
42' - Sevilla with a good counter but we keep them out.

Bobby had sent the keeper the wrong way - what a disappoint

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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #48 on: September 13, 2017, 08:29:28 pm »
Apologies in advance boys and girls, my stream (whilst being lovely and clear) seems to be a few minutes behind. So my commentary will be the same ;D
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #49 on: September 13, 2017, 08:29:42 pm »
43' - Reds stream forward, Alby with a brilliant run and cross but Mane can't get there in time.

Oh, Sevilla player got a Yellow in the penalty lead up as well.



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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #50 on: September 13, 2017, 08:30:49 pm »
44' - Injury induced sub for Sevilla.

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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #51 on: September 13, 2017, 08:31:14 pm »
21' Goal, Firmino has the ball in the back of the net with a tap in from six yards, assist by Le Jake's favourite Moreno. We are equal here but I expect, as many of you do as well, that won't remain the case  for long....

I always said, Moreno for games we need to attack, a player who can defend for the big games.
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #52 on: September 13, 2017, 08:31:28 pm »
Apologies in advance boys and girls, my stream (whilst being lovely and clear) seems to be a few minutes behind. So my commentary will be the same ;D

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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #53 on: September 13, 2017, 08:32:25 pm »
45' - 2' added.

Gini with a chance but its defended for a corner - which we waste playing it short.  Sevilla stream forward but the ball goes out. Worked to opposite side and we're defending again. FK Sevilla 45 yds out

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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #54 on: September 13, 2017, 08:33:29 pm »
45' + 2' - Karius with a great punch out. We stream forward, Alby with a great kick stopped by a really good save

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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #55 on: September 13, 2017, 08:33:53 pm »
Moreno has been awesome this half.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #56 on: September 13, 2017, 08:34:25 pm »
Good first half. Lovren should be made to have a breathalyser test at HT. Should be out of sight already, which is a bit worrying.
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #57 on: September 13, 2017, 08:34:55 pm »
So, half time. And I'm wondering what to take from that. The usual suspects played well, and the usual suspects playing poorly in my opinion.
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #58 on: September 13, 2017, 08:35:03 pm »
Sex going forward, a shame we're a bit wank at the back.

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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #59 on: September 13, 2017, 08:38:11 pm »
I simply fail to understand how Lovren can miss that ball. It's not even a tough situation.  I have no idea how he ballsed that up.
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #60 on: September 13, 2017, 08:47:36 pm »
Le Jake's stream is so slow that first half hasn't finished for him yet, so I'll do the first 15 of the 2nd half.
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #61 on: September 13, 2017, 08:49:10 pm »
46' Sevilla get us under way.
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #62 on: September 13, 2017, 08:50:18 pm »
47' Mane enters the area and unleashes. Blocked.
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #63 on: September 13, 2017, 08:53:24 pm »
49' Sevilla threaten down the left a couple of times, but the ball goes for a goal kick
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #64 on: September 13, 2017, 08:53:24 pm »
Le Jake's stream is so slow that first half hasn't finished for him yet, so I'll do the first 15 of the 2nd half.

Or his sausages.
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #65 on: September 13, 2017, 08:53:55 pm »
Le Jake's stream is so slow that first half hasn't finished for him yet, so I'll do the first 15 of the 2nd half.

Not totally true, I've actually got a mouth full of sausage and gravy covered fingers ;D
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #67 on: September 13, 2017, 08:57:19 pm »
53' Matip goes on a mazy run but fails to get a shot off.
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #68 on: September 13, 2017, 08:58:49 pm »
Not totally true, I've actually got a mouth full of sausage and gravy covered fingers ;D

Your diet it worse than mine.
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #69 on: September 13, 2017, 08:59:16 pm »
Second really nice run from Matip in the game - good to see him feeling confident enough to do so

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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #70 on: September 13, 2017, 09:00:34 pm »
Your diet it worse than mine.

Six sausages, a bit of gravy and some sweet potato mash.

Almost as lovely as Sadio Mane.
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #71 on: September 13, 2017, 09:00:40 pm »
56' Liverpool creating a couple of almosts. Good attacking play but the final ball is not quite up to scratch.
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #72 on: September 13, 2017, 09:01:32 pm »
Kloppo needs to have a chat with Can that he had with Phil - y'know, about wild shots from outside the box

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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #73 on: September 13, 2017, 09:02:09 pm »
58' Six sausages, a bit of gravy and some sweet potato mash. Still 2-1 though.

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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #74 on: September 13, 2017, 09:03:16 pm »
:lmao

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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #75 on: September 13, 2017, 09:03:35 pm »
59' First Salah fires over from far out, then Mané. Sevilla's manager tosses the ball away for the 2nd time and gets shown to the stands.
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #76 on: September 13, 2017, 09:04:21 pm »
59' First Salah fires over from far out, then Mané. Sevilla's manager tosses the ball away for the 2nd time and gets shown to the stands.
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #77 on: September 13, 2017, 09:04:42 pm »
60 - The long awaited return of Le Jake on commentary you say? Or am I as welcome as the Sevilla manager in Anfield - who's just been sent off for throwing the ball away a second time!
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #78 on: September 13, 2017, 09:05:12 pm »
59' First Salah fires over from far out, then Mané. Sevilla's manager tosses the ball away for the 2nd time and gets shown to the stands.

That's Jose behavior.
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Re: FT - CL: Liverpool 2-2 Sevilla (6', 21' Firmino 37' Salah, 72')
« Reply #79 on: September 13, 2017, 09:05:38 pm »
61 Salah just had a tightish volley, out for a corner.
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