I watched a YouTube video and decided that Paul Konchesky looked like a player.
A dead animal is a dead animal. And a piece of meat is a piece of meat.
38' - handbags - Alberto clocks Navas and gets a Yellow
I'm not vaccinated against covid and ... I don't wear masks.
21' Goal, Firmino has the ball in the back of the net with a tap in from six yards, assist by Le Jake's favourite Moreno. We are equal here but I expect, as many of you do as well, that won't remain the case for long....
Apologies in advance boys and girls, my stream (whilst being lovely and clear) seems to be a few minutes behind. So my commentary will be the same
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.
Le Jake's stream is so slow that first half hasn't finished for him yet, so I'll do the first 15 of the 2nd half.
Or his sausages.
Not totally true, I've actually got a mouth full of sausage and gravy covered fingers
Your diet it worse than mine.
59' First Salah fires over from far out, then Mané. Sevilla's manager tosses the ball away for the 2nd time and gets shown to the stands.