Author Topic: PL:Liv 7 (SEVEN) vs 0 Man Gakpo 43’ 50’ Nunez 48’ 75’ Mo 66’ 83’ Bobby 88’  (Read 65989 times)

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Back in your fucking box you absolute tramps

The funny thing is the ref was still fucking disgraceful :D Shaw, Fernandes, Antony, McTominay and Martinez ALL could have been sent off.

Carnage. Just clicked, tremendous all over the pitch. Legends on the pitch, etching their names in folklore.

And United :D Even now, making out like this is some outlier and they’re some brilliant team. They’re fucking shit and are where they are because it’s a fucking shite season. There’s still a gulf. And some of them players…. Martinez should literally be on 4/5 red cards this season, he’s good because he’s allowed to foul with impunity. And that Garnacho is the most obvious Jazzyjizz I’ve ever seen
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Antony trying to square up to Millie - a slug versus a brick wall that.......

Loved it when I saw it. Someone please have a picture.
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That was almost cruel towards the end...

Almost.

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Eric Cantona, David Beckham, David May, Wes Brown, Andrei Kanchelskis, Dwight Yorke your guys took a thrashing.

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lol, is what I say to that

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League title is on
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

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Genuinely don't know what to make of that

What an incredible day

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Where did that come from?
The "Mighty Red Machine" seems to have had a oil and filter change!   :D

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Well, well, well.

In my wildest dreams I didn't expect that  :o

Not bad was it? ;D
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Potential of this group is astronomical.

Next season is gonna be quite special.

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Disappointed with our forwards.  No hat tricks

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Andy @Allerton  the mad bastard

He must have been steaming when the 6th went in...  :lmao
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What in the fuck?🤣🤣🤣

If you can't enjoy that, give it up. This is as good as it gets outside winning a big trophy. Drink it the fuck in. I said we needed to be 3 goals better to win. Turns out we were 10 goals better.

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When it works for us we are just unstoppable. Just incredible

Now we need to build on this. This is the kind of thing that kicks off a run and we need that run

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Thought Trent was poor defensively.

 :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao Fucking RAWK, realists gotta realist.
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That was fucking amazing!

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And the worst refereeing performance I've ever seen.
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Speechless. Absolutely incredible!!!
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Ok where’s the first place I can watch a full replay
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The ref… he literally was doing anything to not send a Manc off. Shocking officiating really.

As for us, just… wow. Wow wow wow

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First time ever we have a scoreline against them where the vidiprinter would have to type it out afterwards.
Liverpool 7 (Seven) Manchester United 0.
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Thought we'd sneak a win but didn't see that fucking coming 😂😂😂😂

Back in your box you scruffy little fucking mutants

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HAHAHAHAHA.

Fuck me what a brilliant win! 7!!

That has well and truly made my weekend.

EDIT: Never seem a team with such an arsenal of rat faced goblins.

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That was a procession in the end. We were incisive and found spaces in a manner that we have not for a long time. The front three finally seemed to click in the second half. On the other hand, Man Utd are mentality midgets. They practically threw in the towel at 2-0 and it starts with Bruno Fernandes, who must be the most petulant twat out there. It's between him and Antony for sure.
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Appalling performance by us in the first half. Only one goal.

If we'd have done what we did in the second half in the first half, it'd have been 12 nil.
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What just happened? Fuck me.

I don't like singling people out after a team performance like that but Mo Salah was absolutely unplayable. Phenomenal.
I don’t know mate; all I know is I drank a few more than planned two. And we won, kept a clean sheet and humiliated the skanks.

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Seventeen goals to two over the last and this two seasons. Can we play them every week?
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First 45 minute orgasm of my life.  What a thing of beauty that was. 4:30 AM here and been up for 23 hours, so utterly ratted and can't really find the words, but just crazy and incredible though.  Bobby getting the last one too. You couldn't write it.

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It makes it even sweeter that Nunez and Gakpo both had 2 each, the players redcafe keeps saying they dodged a bullet.

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Tried to insert Klopp's boom gif.
« Last Edit: March 5, 2023, 06:32:50 pm by dai_bonehead »

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It was one of those performances where you can only laugh hysterically as each goal goes in, god I've missed this.

What a display, utter humiliation.
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It would have been perfect to be playing Madrid this week.
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Yul Brynner likes this!

Fucking brilliant. Love the swagger of Keen at half time, yeah behind but United will come back etc etc

Humiliation. LFC coming good just at the right time and well done Cody, Darwin and Mo especially . Absolute legend is Mo.
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Wow, just fucking wow. I love it. The tactics were spot on, the motivation was spot on, everything was spot on. I just love it that Bobby was on the scoresheet. Beautiful.

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Such a freak result given recent form .

So satisfying

A few observations :
Konate and a fit VVD are huge . Trent and Robertson look in a different place
Fabinho and Henderson vintage today . All of a sudden I am thinking do we need just 1 midfielder not 2? Maybe not actually it’s just one result
Harvey . Just beautiful . Liverpool fan . Tough season . Has been singled out . But so brave today , so sharp .
Gakpo was so good . Nunez amazing second half after a horrible first .
Salah just god like

Is there anything more satisfying than a 7-0 vs Bruno , Antony , casemiro, Martinez ganacho and Shaw ?