Topic: PL:Liv 7 (SEVEN) vs 0 Man Gakpo 43’ 50’ Nunez 48’ 75’ Mo 66’ 83’ Bobby 88’

[Barrow Shaun]

If you haven't seen it - today's Squires cartoon from The Guardian (just brilliant):

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2023/mar/07/david-squires-on-liverpool-7-0-manchester-united

[stockdam]

It was actually a bit similar to Ali's famous headed goal. But only a bit.

And let’s be clear, it was a well taken and skilful goal. All 7 goals were top notch and we simply hounded the United players into submission.

[Dr. Beaker]

And let’s be clear, it was a well taken and skilful goal. All 7 goals were top notch and we simply hounded the United players into submission.

Oh absolutely. I don't think we need to respond to the delusions of others after a 7-0 victory. It speaks for itself.

[Fitzy.]

Do one, Fitzy...

 




 

[afc tukrish]

 

 

[Samie]

[Bobinhood]

... in reality it could have been 10.

Could easily have been 10 in the second half alone. Robbo missed 2 glorious chances on his right foot Jota was a stonewall pen and Konate flashed a header just wide off a corner. Thats top of memory perhaps there was more.

[Redsnappa]

Patois commentary on Gakpo's second 

'No look defending' 

https://twitter.com/i/status/1632868421678379014

[12C]

No surprise but I can't stand the c*nt 


This is fun.

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The Pig Feller. Was he really skitting Nunez for his hair cut?
Another fake Man U supporter like Goldbridge?

[stockdam]

More reactions…….some have already been posted.

I’m not sure if we’ll ever see the guy from FootballStand ever again……..I think it broke him.

As for the Liverpool fan from ThisIsFootball………I wasn’t sure how his voice would last.

And as for the delusion that United were on top until we scored……..WTF, one feeble shot on target isn’t going to trouble Alisson.


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[McSquared]

If you haven't seen it - today's Squires cartoon from The Guardian (just brilliant):

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2023/mar/07/david-squires-on-liverpool-7-0-manchester-united

Always open these in the hope one might actually be funny. Can’t believe he gets paid for churning the shite out myself

[Red Beret]

If you haven't seen it - today's Squires cartoon from The Guardian (just brilliant):

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2023/mar/07/david-squires-on-liverpool-7-0-manchester-united

Honestly, not too dissimilar to Goldbridge.

[Red Beret]

The Pig Feller. Was he really skitting Nunez for his hair cut?
Another fake Man U supporter like Goldbridge?

I like that video because in the end even the United lot are laughing. I guess at that point you have to laugh, but they must all be good mates to take the ribbing in such good spirits.

I like the Flying Pig as he's so obviously a gashtastic idiot. He's calling Gakpo Gashpoo - as if he forgot United had been following him for years and were desperate to sign him!

[Bend It Like Aurelio]

More reactions…….some have already been posted.

I’m not sure if we’ll ever see the guy from FootballStand ever again……..I think it broke him.

As for the Liverpool fan from ThisIsFootball………I wasn’t sure how his voice would last.

And as for the delusion that United were on top until we scored……..WTF, one feeble shot on target isn’t going to trouble Alisson.


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I don’t believe I just watched all 30 minutes.

[McSquared]

More reactions…….some have already been posted.

I’m not sure if we’ll ever see the guy from FootballStand ever again……..I think it broke him.

As for the Liverpool fan from ThisIsFootball………I wasn’t sure how his voice would last.

And as for the delusion that United were on top until we scored……..WTF, one feeble shot on target isn’t going to trouble Alisson.


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I can’t spake, i can’t spake

[rob1966]

If you haven't seen it - today's Squires cartoon from The Guardian (just brilliant):

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2023/mar/07/david-squires-on-liverpool-7-0-manchester-united

Whats the real statistical outlier in the 5-0, 4-0, 1-2, 7-0

[Dr. Beaker]

Always open these in the hope one might actually be funny. Can’t believe he gets paid for churning the shite out myself

I'm with you brother.

[stockdam]

I don’t believe I just watched all 30 minutes.

Sorry but some of it is funny.

[Kopenhagen]

SEVEN FUCKING NIL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[TepidT2O]

If you haven't seen it - today's Squires cartoon from The Guardian (just brilliant):

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2023/mar/07/david-squires-on-liverpool-7-0-manchester-united

To be fair to Mark Goldbridge, I’d be chuffed to make it in to that strip!

[WhereAngelsPlay]

To be fair to Mark Goldbridge, I’d be chuffed to make it in to that strip!

He's earning a very nice living with that character.

[kev_goss]

'Inside Anfield: Liverpool 7-0 Manchester United | UNSEEN FOOTAGE from record-breaking evening' - from LFC:-

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^ or click here to watch - www.youtube.com/v/C7F83DCeHQM

does worghurt? whatever his name is, on 5:33 touch the this is anfield sign?

[disgraced cake]

It's like the result that keeps on giving, this. Every hour or so you find something new that's so funny that it sustains the joy. I'm not expecting to stop laughing for years the way it's going.

[rob1966]

does worghurt? whatever his name is, on 5:33 touch the this is anfield sign?

Yes and then he's now claiming he didn't and that he was trying to knock Virgs hand out of the way to wind him up after the septics went mental

[Larse]

It's like the result that keeps on giving, this. Every hour or so you find something new that's so funny that it sustains the joy. I'm not expecting to stop laughing for years the way it's going.

I'm just starting to realize how fucking embarrassing this is for them. Losing 7-0 and 5-0 in back to back seasons against us. Getting handed their biggest ever defeat by us. This is even worse than their 8-2 against Arsenal. This must be THE single most embarrassing result in PL history. Those fuckers were talking about the fucking quadruple...

[WhereAngelsPlay]

The Class of 2023
92yrs in the making.

[nerdster4]

The massive meltdown on redcafe is hilarious . I am
Not convinced we’ve broken their season but imagine if we did . Really shocked by Bruno and shaw’s unprofessionalism and what happened to Martinez when salah ran at him. How god awful was casemiro?

[LFCEmpire]

I brought a 7Up to work today and handed my Man Utd loving coworker a Coke Zero. 

[Cruiser]

How have their fans reacted to this? 

[Samie]

Not well. 

[TankEngine10]

The massive meltdown on redcafe is hilarious . I am
Not convinced we’ve broken their season but imagine if we did . Really shocked by Bruno and shaw’s unprofessionalism and what happened to Martinez when salah ran at him. How god awful was casemiro?

Theyre claiming caemiro was carrying an injury, which would I suppose go some way to explaining how he vanished from the game entirely after his offside goal. Dont think he was mentioned again until he subbed off.

But yeah, their "big players" downed tools or threw tantrums so quickly it was like they stopped believing at 2-0 

[MonsLibpool]

This is a result that will scar them for a very long time. They came into the game feeling smug but left on the back of getting hammered 7-0 (SEVEN). Whether they admit it or not, the pain of getting humiliated like that against their biggest rivals is even more intense from the joy they got from winning the League Cup.

And there are no valid excuses. They finished the game with 11 men and all their best players started. This is one of their best seasons since Fergie left and one of our worst since Jόrgen came. The cocky attitude before the game made it even sweeter.

Imagine losing 7-0 to a team that is going backwards as Ferdinand implied. The level of embarrassment is so much that they'd rather deny it. Instead, they'll channel their bitterness into hoping that we lose/drop points in our remaining games but every positive thing that we do will be another dagger in their hearts.

[stoa]

Theyre claiming caemiro was carrying an injury, which would I suppose go some way to explaining how he vanished from the game entirely after his offside goal. Dont think he was mentioned again until he subbed off.

Yeah, and my phone was accidentally in airplane mode the whole day and that's why I'm now sitting on my couch instead of being on a date with Lady Gaga...

[elbow]

Instead, they'll channel their bitterness into hoping that we lose/drop points in our remaining games but every positive thing that we do will be another dagger in their hearts.

Especially when we overtake them.

[Mighty_Red]

How have their fans reacted to this? 

Even funnier is his explanation that he was just trying to wind up VVD. Worked really well didn't it!

Might be his last trip to Anfield so he might as well have touched the sign!

[Bobinhood]

Patois commentary on Gakpo's second 

'No look defending' 

https://twitter.com/i/status/1632868421678379014

I cant stop listening to this its hilarious

"anyway salah then proceeds with the "im not there im keep on going" twisting and turning and they look upon the area-DROP Down like when bambi on ice, pass to gakpo, gakpo simple thing, one chip over de gea, watch it, eyooooow, BOOM."

[Kumaran]

This match is a remake of one my favourite movies…

[Tonyh8su]

More reactions…….some have already been posted.

I’m not sure if we’ll ever see the guy from FootballStand ever again……..I think it broke him.

As for the Liverpool fan from ThisIsFootball………I wasn’t sure how his voice would last.

And as for the delusion that United were on top until we scored……..WTF, one feeble shot on target isn’t going to trouble Alisson.


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I genuinely can't believe I've watched all of that. Fuck me it was funny though.

Absolute sad cases a lot of them though. That Irish fella that's a Liverpool fan is the least entertaining, biggest charisma vacuum I've ever seen. Jesus Christ. And as for that Canadian fella? Do people actually watch these scrotes outside of ironically laughing at them in clip shows like this? Fucking hell I can't actually get over how idiotic almost all these people are.

The schadenfreude was so complete for me at the very end though with those Cockney girls shouting "just cut it man". Chef's mother fucking kiss.

PS: SEVEN FUCKING NIL hahahahahaha

[harleydanger]

I think Everton get relegated and this becomes the new comedy fixture of the season for years to come.

[1892tillforever]

^
It was a superb header by Nunez. He knew exactly what he was doing there. It's getting a bit bizarre how so many people seem to feel the need to discredit his goals. Some go on about how "he only shinned it in" or "he didn't really mean that" when he scores. It's weird, isn't it? Initially it was "he's shit and can't score" but now it's all about his goals all being some kind of fluke. 

He's going to end up having one of those multi-year purple patches like Salah if he's not careful. You would think that a player with 14 goals this season so far would no longer be the source of amusement for rival fans, especially when his general play is so good. However, idiots who laughed at him are now engaging in the 'double down even if I look like a twat because I'll be damned if I admit I was wrong' mentality of so many people these days.