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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26161 on: April 17, 2019, 10:52:07 pm »


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Re: General Manchester City thread
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26163 on: April 17, 2019, 10:54:25 pm »

Needs slowed down with the Platoon music over the top.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26164 on: April 17, 2019, 10:55:48 pm »
Fuck off City with your blood money, disgrace of a club.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26165 on: April 17, 2019, 10:55:55 pm »
Cannot. Stop. Laughing. :D

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26166 on: April 17, 2019, 10:56:47 pm »
Congratulations on beating Spurs Tonight
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26167 on: April 17, 2019, 10:57:17 pm »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26169 on: April 17, 2019, 10:58:16 pm »
After such a devastating exit. Even crueler than the season before. Last minute ecstasy taken away by VAR. Seeing tne image of your manager slumped on the ground in great despair. Your champions league and quadruple dream sucker punched - I can bet you that the City players are shattered both mentally and physically. A few may not even feel like they want to play another football match this season.

The heart may be eager to inflict revenge on Spurs this Saturday but the mind and body may react and behave differently. I am expecting City to not be able to pick themselves no matter how much they try. Spurs to come away with a point on Saturday ... 👍🏻
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26171 on: April 17, 2019, 10:58:35 pm »
I've seen their fans lamenting there being no VAR when we've had decisions going our way, no they hate it because they're our because of it.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26172 on: April 17, 2019, 10:58:42 pm »
Takes winning without winning to the next level

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26173 on: April 17, 2019, 10:58:56 pm »
Quadruple that!

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26174 on: April 17, 2019, 10:59:24 pm »
Spurs May have lost the game tonight 4-3 which would be no good for us at the weekend. Put they have shown everyone else they can be got at. Teams just need to have a go at that backline as it’s shite!
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26175 on: April 17, 2019, 11:00:29 pm »
They're all blaming VAR! Some amazing meltdowns and infighting. Glorious.

Oh, and to make it even funnier, they're saying they need to spend a lot of money on fullbacks. Again  ;D

How much have they already spent on full-backs? It's just incredible how they just take it for granted being able to spend another fortune on an endless supply of players.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26177 on: April 17, 2019, 11:02:41 pm »
I said before that City won’t win the CL.

They don’t have it. Their fans don’t have it, their team don’t have it and their club doesn’t have it.

The CL is too big for you Manchester City. You are a nothing club. This trophy is for proper big clubs.

Special mention for that cardigan wearing fucking c*nt. Fuck you, was your cardigan in the wash today you dickhead?

Ha ha, I thought it was the other fella at Chelsea you didn’t like :D

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26178 on: April 17, 2019, 11:03:50 pm »

That’s just when he saw the pre-match “entertainment” lineup.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26179 on: April 17, 2019, 11:04:10 pm »
Worth mentioning at this stage of abramovich’s ownership theyd won both european trophies

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26180 on: April 17, 2019, 11:04:35 pm »
Spurs May have lost the game tonight 4-3 which would be no good for us at the weekend. Put they have shown everyone else they can be got at. Teams just need to have a go at that backline as it’s shite!

I wish people would stop saying this,Spurs cannot afford to lose any games so tonight will have no bearing on how they turn out on Satdy.


City players will be crushed after tonight though  ;D
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Re: General Manchester City thread
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26182 on: April 17, 2019, 11:05:34 pm »
Me today when I got back home from the Co-op and forgot to buy custard creams.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26183 on: April 17, 2019, 11:06:39 pm »
My concern is that I’d much rather spurs had gone out tonight and then got something at the weekend.

Now city have got a real long to prove.  I do fear that they will push on in the league now.  Spurs have no one left it seems. United couldn’t  beat an egg....
in the league ... it might just be going their  way?
No.
City are fucked mentally now. They thought they were great, but shitty poor English clubs keep knocking them out in Europe.
Pep isn't God, he's a narcissist with a cardigan and Messi's phone number on repeat.
They are losers, and they proved it again tonight.
Pochettino and Spurs will prove it again at the weekend.
Pep was brought in to win CL and has failed 3 times, just like at Bayern.
Them losing is the best thing that could happen for us.
And it always is.
Why do people not get that?
It's the plainest thing in life.
It is a machine. It is more stupid than we are. It will not stop us from doing stupid things.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26184 on: April 17, 2019, 11:07:31 pm »
I wish people would stop saying this,Spurs cannot afford to lose any games so tonight will have no bearing on how they turn out on Satdy.


City players will be crushed after tonight though  ;D

Indeed, when we knocked City out same time last season, City promptly lost there next match which was at home, getting knocked out like that especially with the VAR offside in injury time could knock the stuffing out of them.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26185 on: April 17, 2019, 11:07:45 pm »
Can we win something first before we get too carried away with what admittedly feels very just right now. We don’t want them getting the last laugh, we still need someone to do us a favour in the league, and have 3 tough games in Europe.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26186 on: April 17, 2019, 11:08:07 pm »
Indeed, when we knocked City out same time last season, City promptly lost there next match which was at home, getting knocked out like that especially with the VAR offside in injury time could knock the stuffing out of them.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26187 on: April 17, 2019, 11:08:23 pm »
Spurs won one, city won one. It’s only fair the next one is a draw

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26188 on: April 17, 2019, 11:08:34 pm »
Can we win something first before we get too carried away with what admittedly feels very just right now. We don’t want them getting the last laugh, we still need someone to do us a favour in the league, and have 3 tough games in Europe.



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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26189 on: April 17, 2019, 11:08:47 pm »
Pep Guardiola has spent £700m since joining Manchester City and he is yet to get further in the Champions League than David Moyes.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26190 on: April 17, 2019, 11:09:46 pm »
Hurts when the rules apply to everyone doesn't it?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26191 on: April 17, 2019, 11:09:56 pm »
Can we win something first before we get too carried away...

Nah. Also a beautiful by-product of tonight is that Danny Mills just might have spontaneously combusted.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26192 on: April 17, 2019, 11:09:58 pm »
Can we win something first before we get too carried away with what admittedly feels very just right now. We don’t want them getting the last laugh, we still need someone to do us a favour in the league, and have 3 tough games in Europe.

Let's just laugh at them and enjoy tonight's results first! ;D

Yes, we need someone to do us a favour in the league, but City will be hurt by tonight. We also don't have 3 games left in Europe, we have 2 confirmed and 1 possible.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26193 on: April 17, 2019, 11:10:42 pm »
Spurs won one, city won one. It’s only fair the next one is a draw


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26194 on: April 17, 2019, 11:10:53 pm »
I said before that City won’t win the CL.

They don’t have it. Their fans don’t have it, their team don’t have it and their club doesn’t have it.

The CL is too big for you Manchester City. You are a nothing club. This trophy is for proper big clubs.

Special mention for that cardigan wearing fucking c*nt. Fuck you, was your cardigan in the wash today you dickhead?

Christ, I love it when you talk like that. Makes me fantasise about taking you to Nando's for a flame grilled chicken piri piri, and a candle light discussion about how big of a ball bag Guardiola is. A man can dream I suppose...
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26195 on: April 17, 2019, 11:10:58 pm »
Hurts when the rules apply to everyone doesn't it?

Karma's a bitch.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26196 on: April 17, 2019, 11:11:26 pm »
No.
City are fucked mentally now. They thought they were great, but shitty poor English clubs keep knocking them out in Europe.
Pep isn't God, he's a narcissist with a cardigan and Messi's phone number on repeat.
They are losers, and they proved it again tonight.
Pochettino and Spurs will prove it again at the weekend.
Pep was brought in to win CL and has failed 3 times, just like at Bayern.
Them losing is the best thing that could happen for us.
And it always is.
Why do people not get that?
It's the plainest thing in life.
Hmmm time will tell.

Personally extra time and penalties was my preferred option.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26198 on: April 17, 2019, 11:12:17 pm »
Can we win something first before we get too carried away with what admittedly feels very just right now. We don’t want them getting the last laugh, we still need someone to do us a favour in the league, and have 3 tough games in Europe.

We must enjoy the current laugh. The last laugh would be better. Thing is anything but winning the CL and premier league is an utter failure if you break all the rules. Winning is just par for them, not an actual achievement.

So haha. 

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #26199 on: April 17, 2019, 11:13:03 pm »
Can we win something first before we get too carried away with what admittedly feels very just right now. We don’t want them getting the last laugh, we still need someone to do us a favour in the league, and have 3 tough games in Europe.



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