What they should do is make a replica of the Premier League trophy. Actually, they should make it four times as big, so it's super important and valuable and covetable.
And then they should send some City Group staff down to Hackney Marshes on a Saturday. Select enough teams for a league, put them all on professional wages, get every team a sponsorship deal.
And then break away from the bent, corrupt Premier League, which is rigged and unfair to them, and compete in the new league, which they can call the English Super League. Or something.
Make a victory 19 points, so they can set incredible points records as they win the league every season. And the trophy will be much bigger and more valuable and worthwhile than the stupid common pauper's Premier League trophy. We will all watch, super jealous but admiring of their success, wishing our side would know such glory.
And, actually, they can do the same in Europe. They can form a breakaway league with Paris St German. And instead of playing the football, in which victory can never be guaranteed no matter how much money you spend, they can simply get impartial auditors in, and literally count the zeros on the football clubs bank accounts. No national tax laws or FFP to get in the way.
They should totally do this.