We weren't meant to have any office "romance" in the place I used to work as it was really frowned upon and could end up with you getting the sack. Back in 2008 before I lived in London, our work Christmas party was down at the Emirates stadium as the company was pretty big and they wanted this rally kind of thing to end the year before everyone went out to this club they'd hired. Anyway, this girl had been going on for a couple of weeks about how drunk she was gonna get me at the party and all this so I knew what was on the cards so I spent the night dancing with her and getting drunk together, etc.
At the end of the night, we all get back on the coach and I go to the back of it in the corner and she followed. Everyone takes their seats and the coach isn't full but there's a lot of people messing around, drawing on people who have passed out and stuff. About an hour later, everyone's starting to fall asleep around us and she sees it as the time to start something. We start kissing and all that and she puts her coat over our laps and starts giving me a handy under it. She's kissing my neck and all that too and we're trying to be quiet so I look around at the other corner of the back seat and this guy is passed out, the coach is silent and I look to the seats in front of us. This guy is peering back at me through the gap in the seats like that little kid in Unbreakable staring at Bruce Willis, I don't know how long he'd been watching for, and we lock eyes and have a rage poker face moment. I was a bit scared and didn't know what the fuck to do. She's unaware and is carrying on and he slowly raises his thumb to me and this massive grin creeps across his face. I do my best not to crack up but he just keeps watching. I'm still trying not to laugh and she clocks on and asks me what's funny. I say she's tickling my neck but then she carries on. I look back to the guy and he's still looking at me. I thought, why not give him a little show. I start kissing the girl and pull down her top to get her tits out, she's loving it. All of a sudden, the guy in front of me yells at the top of his voice"SHE'S WANKING HIM OFF!" Everyone around us starts jumping up awake to see what's going and she's struggling to get her tits back in her top with people watching. Luckily everyone was plastered as not many people remembered it the next week at work. Bus wanker.
Not the best, but it's my contribution.