Now exclusively into the mix...
DAVID MOYESYour unenviable task is to build a team that never won anything, but are winners all the same. Think 'Dogs of War', think industrious and direct, think 'Big Felly', but don't even think of those hateful bastards from Villarreal in 2005 that robbed the Champions League of Lee Carsley and Marcus Bent. Los Bastardos as they are affectionately known in Casa Moyes to this day.
What we want to see is an embodiment of Moyes' team from his time at Goodison Park spanning a (in)glorious decade, which evolved over time in a number of ways but stayed true to its principles throughout.
- A fairly defensive team, full of running and commitment.
- An honest right full-back (Hibbert/P Neville) that's usually dependable, but uncomfortable in the final third
- A left full-back that takes set pieces and likes to provide the team's attacking thrust down the left. He would have fucking loved Andy Hinchcliffe.
- A right-footer and left-footer at the back, i.e Yobo and Lescott, or Jagielka and Distin. Stoppers by nature, not ball-playing defenders.
- Wide men with a bit of flair who like to come inside and link-up attacks - we're thinking more Pienaar and Arteta than Kilbane and Steve Watson.
- Centre-mids that lack any creative spark but who gives a shit when there are second balls to be won.
- A second-striker not in the Bergkamp or Zola mode but more akin to Cahill and Fellaini - players that are physical, good in the air, and generally make a right bloody nuisance of themselves.
- Wee Davey liked his strikers to have power and physique... think Duncan Ferguson, Marcus Bent, Louis Saha, Kevin Campbell, James Beattie... brawn over brains.