Topic: The Jordan Pickford thread

[Alan574]

His popularity survived his being dropped for flashing a "v" sign at Everton supporters who were berating him for fumbling a shot into his own net, and it even extended, after a fashion, to the Kop at Anfield.

The first time West ran towards them, for a derby in early '63, he was confronted by 22,000 two-fingered gestures which he later admitted "really upset" him. A year later, showing his penchant for comedy, he blew them a kiss and pretended to drop his shorts. Thefollowing season, a man dashed out of the Kop and gave him a woman's handbag with "Honey West" painted onit. For years Liverpool fans "gave me stick about my handbag". West "accepted and enjoyed it", although he made sure he milked the occasion whenEverton won at Anfield en route to the title in 1970.

Not to mention the song, Gordon West, Gordon West, you're a bigger queer than Georgie Best.  Might have been the other way around but you get the picture.

[rob1966]

De Gea trying to steal his thunder

[Son of Spion]

I know Becker is nowhere near as good as Pickers, but our small-armed friend could learn a lot from him.

Sunday: Quick thinking by Becker sees him take a free kick which results in a 96th minute winner.

Wednesday: Great save followed by quick thinking and brilliant distribution which led to a goal which sealed the game.

Yet, it's good old Pickers getting all the plaudits for distribution. 

Strange world.

[Hazell]

I know Becker is nowhere near as good as Pickers, but our small-armed friend could learn a lot from him.

Sunday: Quick thinking by Becker sees him take a free kick which results in a 96th minute winner.

Wednesday: Great save followed by quick thinking and brilliant distribution which led to a goal which sealed the game.

Yet, it's good old Pickers getting all the plaudits for distribution. 

Strange world.

Set up Origi pretty well on Sunday to be fair.

[Son of Spion]

Set up Origi pretty well on Sunday to be fair.

True enough. How could I forget. 

[So… Howard Philips]

Not to mention the song, Gordon West, Gordon West, you're a bigger queer than Georgie Best.  Might have been the other way around but you get the picture.

The good old days. And then we went home to watch Benny Hill and On the Buses.

And Georgie Best, Superstar, walks like a woman, and wears a bra.

[FiSh77]

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/wISOfQR5pX8" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/wISOfQR5pX8</a>

[Statto Red]

Newcastle fans trolling Pickford's arms.

https://twitter.com/rossnufc98/status/1070440400408768512?s=21

 

[Ravishing Rick Dude]

[Something Worse]

Newcastle fans trolling Pickford's arms.

https://twitter.com/rossnufc98/status/1070440400408768512?s=21

 

And so it begins

[Uncle Ronnie]

I wonder if Everton will release an official statement stating that he's not got little arms

[ABZ Rover]

I wonder if Everton will release an official statement stating that he's not got little arms

Chippy Tits will be right on it once he's finished his lunch.

Could be in for a bit of a wait...........

[afc tukrish]

Chippy Tits will be right on it once he's finished his lunch.

Could be in for a bit of a wait...........

Bit of a weight, as well...

[redgriffin73]

I wonder if Everton will release an official statement stating that he's not got little arms

No doubt they'll see a song like this as of higher importance than some of the disgusting shite their fans were coming out with on Sunday...

[RyanBabel19]

[Son of Spion]

I wonder if Everton will release an official statement stating that he's not got little arms

I believe Chippy Tits has made a complaint to the police.

[Son of Spion]

No doubt they'll see a song like this as of higher importance than some of the disgusting shite their fans were coming out with on Sunday...

Do you mean that disgusting shite that no blue admits to ever singing and that no one in the media ever picks up on?

The same disgusting shite that Everton FC turn a blind eye too whilst making out they have the best supporters anywhere?

Surely not.

[Hazell]

It's not all been bad:

Congratulations to @Everton‘s @JPickford1 who is @MOTDmag's Keeper of the Year 2018! 🏆#EFC #MOTDmagAwards pic.twitter.com/Qlcc2RE8Fb
12:39 - 6 Dec 2018

[4pool]

Looks so embarrassed...

[Something Worse]

Looks so embarrassed...

He's struggling to hold it up, it's a heavy magazine for such wee arms

[kavah]

The Anfield Wrap’s recreation of the goal using only emojis on Instagram

[Brian Blessed]

Looking these highlights, he really has no awareness of where the goal is. I’ve never seen anything like it from a keeper.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Jn2x8JroBE

[Dim Glas]

Looking these highlights, he really has no awareness of where the goal is. I’ve never seen anything like it from a keeper.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Jn2x8JroBE

It's amazing how many of the basics he's lacking in.

He stays rooted to his line constantly too, and has so little command of the box.  tonight was a perfect example of his shit distribution too.

[FiSh77]

It's amazing how many of the basics he's lacking in.

He stays rooted to his line constantly too, and has so little command of the box.  tonight was a perfect example of his shit distribution too.

every game is a perfect example of how shite his distribution is, it's one of those lazy British telly pundit things where it somehow becomes fact, a couple of people say he's got good distribution then the rest follow suit, throw in the fact he's English and he becomes untouchable to the point where they try to avoid even mentioning his obvious faults unless it's an absolute howler

[rowan_d]

every game is a perfect example of how shite his distribution is, it's one of those lazy British telly pundit things where it somehow becomes fact, a couple of people say he's got good distribution then the rest follow suit, throw in the fact he's English and he becomes untouchable to the point where they try to avoid even mentioning his obvious faults unless it's an absolute howler

I blame David Preece

[moondog]

Dino (saur arms) Zoff

[rob1966]

Didn't watch the game last night, saw the goals on SSN today.

God he is one shite keeper. What the fuck was that belly flop so called dive for the first goal? He has just done his usual make it look like I tried bollocks. He has no awareness of where his goal is, his footwork is weird and I've said this before, if you can't get to the ball, stay on your feet, turn to follow its flight and you might just gather any rebound. I doubt he could have done anything about the OG, but by doing the flop, he took himself out of the game. Little shithouse also tried to kick the scorer of Watfords second.

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

He definitely should have come out and claimed the ball for the 2nd as well. It was six yards out and the ball was in the air for an age.

[ChrisLFCKOP]

He definitely should have come out and claimed the ball for the 2nd as well. It was six yards out and the ball was in the air for an age.

But everyone would see he had tiny arms then...doesn't want to draw more attention to them...

[Yiannis]

He definitely should have come out and claimed the ball for the 2nd as well. It was six yards out and the ball was in the air for an age.

He's got no arms.

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

He's got no arms.

Alisson showed how to counteract that on Saturday when he became arm paralysed for a few seconds after Milners cross-field clearance

[Yiannis]

Alisson showed how to counteract that on Saturday when he became arm paralysed for a few seconds after Milners cross-field clearance

Hehe.
Love the fact he could have caught the ball cause that was not an intentional back pass but yet he headed it away cause it's Lee fucking Mason and you never know how he will interpret things.

[Agent99]

He's a petulant little fucker.

[4pool]

He's at Man Utd feeder club, so he knows his career projection. Just waiting on DdG to leave.

[[new username under construction]]

You could see it is he was an OK keeper and was overhyped......but he's utter crap and overhyped.

[Nitramdorf]

He's a petulant little fucker.

Yes for sure, that's just one of the many things that gets glossed over.
In the world cup he nearly kneecapped  Mandzukic then decided to start screaming at him. There is definitely something odd about him. He's always shouting and jumping, making gestures. A spoilt brat with the get out of jail free card of having an English birth certificate.
Long may he reign at Everton.

[Something Worse]

I was saying it all world cup. He's a fraud being way over hyped by the media.

Now I get to bask in the greatness of being right before it was cool.

[Statto Red]

Yes for sure, that's just one of the many things that gets glossed over.
In the world cup he nearly kneecapped  Mandzukic then decided to start screaming at him. There is definitely something odd about him. He's always shouting and jumping, making gestures. A spoilt brat with the get out of jail free card of having an English birth certificate.
Long may he reign at Everton.

It'd be funnier if Man Utd come in & sign him as a replacement for De Gea, his ego would then go through the roof, & start costing them matches, as well.

[Tobelius]

Alisson just can't compete with Jordan's last minute genius heroics can he?

[I've been a good boy]

Can't remember who it was against but at the World Cup I remember a shot was going miles wide and he still made a dive for it, like a proper hollywood dive. Guy is a complete pillock.