Topic: The Jordan Pickford thread

[afc tukrish]

Owen will turn up to training and meg Pickford.

Well done, he’s only 24.

And in four years, he'll be 28...

[idontknow]

Yep, he’s an arrogant little bellend. The dig at Alisson who’s 20 times the keeper, that yesterday, shouting at his defenders any time he makes a mistake, trying to pass off his Anfield clanger as some sort of curse, he’s a prick. No wonder he shows no signs of improvement.

He said after the Derby it was just one of those things - and The Curse - that there was no point looking at again because it wasn't something you could train to prevent. He's a Clanger alright.

[an fear dearg]

He said after the Derby it was just one of those things - and The Curse - that there was no point looking at again because it wasn't something you could train to prevent. He's a Clanger alright.

He’s not a clanger....he’s simply two ends of a prick and is getting his just desserts. You get out of the universe what you put into it and his arrogance and sense of grandiose is biting his wee Cretaceous bony arse!

[rob1966]

Arrogant unlikable little t-Rex armed c*nt

[Skeeve]

The best shouts are for Southall to come in and coach him...
They haven’t seen big Nev recently have they?

His biggest need is to be taught not to make an motd dive for every shot and being coached by somebody who physically couldn't dive at this point might be helpful. 

[FiSh77]

And in four years, he'll be 28...

and in 4 years he'll still be shite

[afc tukrish]

and in 4 years he'll still be shite

Finished shite, as it were...

[I've been a good boy]

Like someone said before, if he wasn't a goalkeeper (is he one right now?) he'd be stacking shelves at a Sports Direct, the little chav.

[FiSh77]

Like someone said before, if he wasn't a goalkeeper (is he one right now?) he'd be stacking shelves at a Sports Direct, the little chav.

only the bottom & middle shelves though

[CHOPPER]

Arrogant unlikable little t-Rex armed c*nt

Christmas has come early......

[Yosser0_0]

Christmas has come early......

Two extra hands for him to spit into after he's let another one in! 

[Tesco tearaway]

Christmas has come early......

Fashioned out a crossbar no doubt.

[Floydy]

love sloth i really do

[Dr. Beaker]

love sloth i really do

I think the bestiality thread's in The Boozer mate.

[redgriffin73]

only the bottom & middle shelves though

[afc tukrish]

I think the bestiality thread's in The Boozer mate.

Effes may pick up the white courtesy phone...

[Flaccido Dongingo]

He's at the proper club for bitter snidey little shithouses, he has the look of that little fucker Jeffers.

[Brian Blessed]

Effes may pick up the white courtesy phone...

At least his arms are long enough to reach it.

[BarryCrocker]

He needs these.

[Tobelius]

Some good advice

[4pool]

Merry Christmas Jordan and thanks for the gift...

[RyanBabel19]

If anyone watches Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Pickford is Uncle Jack

[Ravishing Rick Dude]

It's funny how cocky he is. His superstar career is going to be even shorter than Hart.

[Frizzo]

If anyone watches Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Pickford is Uncle Jack

But... What do I do with my hands?

[FiSh77]

raised a glass to Pickford this afternoon, didn't raise it too high though

[rob1966]

raised a glass to Pickford this afternoon, didn't raise it too high though

I went to, but I knocked it against the bar and dropped it.

[FiSh77]

I went to, but I knocked it against the bar and dropped it.

Did you wave your arms at the mrs & kids blaming them?

[only6times]

His biggest need is to be taught not to make an motd dive for every shot and being coached by somebody who physically couldn't dive at this point might be helpful. 

The Kane shot that whistled over the bar was motd style.

[afc tukrish]

Did you wave your arms at the mrs & kids blaming them?

Only after leaping and sprawling far over the downed glass in an effort to impress the squirrels watching through the window...

[FiSh77]

Only after leaping and sprawling far over the downed glass in an effort to impress the squirrels watching through the window...

red squirrels?

[jed the red]

It's funny how cocky he is. His superstar career is going to be even shorter than Hart his own arms.

Fixed that for you mate!

[afc tukrish]

red squirrels?

nutters...

[Yiannis]

English press want so much to finally find a reliable English goalkeeper that they will hype the fuck out of anyone who show some positive signs at times. Pickford is average and his ceiling is good.

[Hazell]

English press want so much to finally find a reliable English goalkeeper that they will hype the fuck out of anyone who show some positive signs at times. Pickford is average and his ceiling is good.

Pity he'll never reach his ceiling because of his short arms.

[Yiannis]

Pity he'll never reach his ceiling because of his short arms.

Hehehe.

[Ravishing Rick Dude]

Fixed that for you mate!

 

[Redsnappa]

He bounced off Keane I think it was and ended up on his arse in the back of the net for Burnley’s goal.

Quite comical his reaction.

[rob1966]

He bounced off Keane I think it was and ended up on his arse in the back of the net for Burnley’s goal.

Quite comical his reaction.

He looked like a baby T-Rex caught in a net

Need to see another angle of the save from the freekick, I'm not sure if the header that he pushed for a corner was going in or not.

[stara]

Reminds me of one crazy goal keeper that I use to know. Got short range strike directly to face and bloody nose for the effort. When coach asked why did you do that, he replied ‘i was making myself big’ coach just shook his head disbelieve of that utter lunacy.

[Tesco tearaway]