Back in the 60s, Michael Caine was having a big party at his Chelsea gaff.
Anyone who was anyone was there.
The Stones, Twiggy, Princess Margaret and Jim Morrison sitting on a sofa with his guitar strumming Light My Fire.
They were all there, swinging 60s London at its best.
Anyway, quite early, Jim Morrison gets up and says goodbye to Michael Caine. “Mate, great party, but we’ve got a gig tomorrow and I need to get some sleep; the band and me are going home”
Caine doesn’t want the party to drift away, so he says to Morrison “Why don’t you all go upstairs, take some of the girls up there and have some fun”. So off they go.
A while later, Mick Jagger thinks to himself, “I wonder where Jim and the boys went”, and goes to find them.
Caine follows a after a few minutes to find Jagger in standing in the room with us pants round his ankles and a blonde girl sucking him off.
In a rage, Michael Caine grabs the girl by her hair and drags her off, yelling “How many times do I have to tell you........
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"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off”