We are indeed dog shit....
Sturridge - goal celebrations SHITE
Suarez - bad guy turned good SHITE
Brendan - going on the ale with Kenny on transfer deadline day - BALLBAG
Gerrard - eyeballing Van Persie - COWARDLY BASTARD
Signing John Coffee from The Green Mile to play in defence - SHITE
Getting Shay Given's hopes up - SHITE
Getting Mata's hopes up - DOUBLE SHITE