Poll

What IS the best sauce on Earth?

Ketchup
60 (19.7%)
Brown Sauce
27 (8.9%)
Mayo
24 (7.9%)
Curry Sauce
35 (11.5%)
Chilli Sauce
41 (13.4%)
Seafood Sauce
0 (0%)
Horseradish
7 (2.3%)
Mustard
17 (5.6%)
Tabasco
4 (1.3%)
BBQ
27 (8.9%)
Vegamite
0 (0%)
Bovril
2 (0.7%)
Marmite
2 (0.7%)
Relish
1 (0.3%)
Tartar
7 (2.3%)
Ranch
1 (0.3%)
Soy
9 (3%)
Chuntney
4 (1.3%)
Tahini
1 (0.3%)
Wasabi
1 (0.3%)
Harissa
4 (1.3%)
Some other batshit crazy sauce
17 (5.6%)
Cranberry
0 (0%)
Apple
2 (0.7%)
Mint
4 (1.3%)
Sweet Onion
2 (0.7%)
Fish
0 (0%)
Sriracha
6 (2%)

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Best sauce on the planet..?
« on: August 22, 2017, 06:35:42 pm »
Everyone gets TWO votes!
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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2017, 06:37:19 pm »
Sriracha would get both of my votes but it ain't there! ( I refuse to just see it lumped in with "chilli sauce" :) )

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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2017, 06:37:29 pm »
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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2017, 06:38:46 pm »
I can't believe you failed to include Worcestershire sauce? Arguably one of mankind's greatest creations

Mustard is also particularly bad ass. They'd be my top 2
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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2017, 06:38:50 pm »
Tabasco and ketchup... 

Tabasco has such a beautiful subtle flavour
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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2017, 06:39:28 pm »
I can't believe you failed to include Worcestershire sauce? Arguably one of mankind's greatest creations

Mustard is also particularly bad ass. They'd be my top 2
Despite it name, it's not a sauce as such though is it?
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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2017, 06:39:31 pm »
Dijon mayonnaise is also incredible


Mmm, try it on chips, it's great

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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2017, 06:39:53 pm »
Curry and Levi Roots sauce.
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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2017, 06:40:51 pm »
It's so situational.

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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2017, 06:41:01 pm »
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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2017, 06:41:21 pm »
Sup Mellow Mike


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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2017, 06:42:20 pm »
“Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2017, 06:42:47 pm »
We've all done that haven't we??

That actually made me physically ill.

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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2017, 06:43:14 pm »
James Pearce and Paul Joyce.

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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2017, 06:43:48 pm »
Despite it name, it's not a sauce as such though is it?

Now that you mention it, I suppose you're right
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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2017, 06:44:22 pm »
I do love a bit of curry sauce.  :lickin



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« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2017, 06:45:16 pm »
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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2017, 06:46:09 pm »
That actually made me physically ill.
No really, I wasn't joking..
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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2017, 06:46:49 pm »
No really, I wasn't joking..

Neither was I ... it actually turned my stomach.

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« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2017, 06:49:50 pm »
Neither was I ... it actually turned my stomach.


I'm drinking half a pint of ketchup now with a fine wine.
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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2017, 07:17:33 pm »
Ketchup just for sheer ubiquity and went for Horseradish (always thought that and Wasabi were pretty much one and the same).

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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2017, 07:31:24 pm »
Bovril especially on a cold winters day, love Tomato Relish.
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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2017, 07:52:17 pm »
No option for red sauce?
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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2017, 07:52:42 pm »
No option for red sauce?
That's ketchup...
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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2017, 07:53:31 pm »
No option for red sauce?

Ooh la la look who's trying to be fancy?

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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2017, 07:56:54 pm »
That's ketchup...

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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2017, 08:00:12 pm »
Heinz Ketchup .... nuff said

Colmans  English mustard a distant second
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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2017, 08:02:24 pm »
Samurai. It's like a chilli mayo they sell at chippy's in Belgium
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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2017, 08:04:03 pm »
you didnt have the Guinness Sauce on the list.
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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2017, 08:06:45 pm »
Fucking vegimite, who out that shit on there. Red and brown for me all day long.

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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2017, 08:07:29 pm »
Had to give tartar a vote, nothing goes with fish like it. Whatever it's made of, it performs its fishy task most excellently and is a truly underrated sauce.

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« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2017, 08:16:43 pm »
Fucking vegimite, who out that shit on there. Red and brown for me all day long.

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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2017, 08:18:39 pm »


the omission of this is as bad as not having Jermaine Jenas in the pundit/twat poll..
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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2017, 08:19:52 pm »


the omission of this is as bad as not having Jermaine Jenas in the pundit/twat poll..
There is a chilli sauce option...
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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2017, 08:26:11 pm »
Went chilli sauce as one, as long as that chilli sauce is sambal

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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2017, 08:27:58 pm »
Chill, as there's so many options.

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« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2017, 08:29:21 pm »
Went chilli sauce as one, as long as that chilli sauce is sambal

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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2017, 08:29:35 pm »
Dijon Mustard and Tartar Sauce for me.
I loathe fucking Ketchup and most Chilli sauces are sweet crap with not enough kick in them (overhyped Sriracha included).

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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2017, 08:39:05 pm »
Can't believe I forgot this, Canarian Mojo sauce is lovely
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Re: Best sauce on the planet..?
« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2017, 08:40:40 pm »
Dijon Mustard and Tartar Sauce for me.
I loathe fucking Ketchup and most Chilli sauces are sweet crap with not enough kick in them (overhyped Sriracha included).
Tartar source is just mayonnaise with frills...
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