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West Ham vs Liverpool

19:45, Wednesday 26th April
London Stadium
Premier League
Referee: Chris Kavanagh

Liverpool travel to east London this week for a meeting with West Ham United, as the 2022-23 season heads towards its final month. Both sides have endured difficult campaigns but have hopes of ending the season on a positive note, with recent weeks seeming to have brought an upturn in form and mood for the hosts & their visitors. David Moyes’ Hammers have taken ten points from their last five matches, climbing to 13th in the table. The hosts are six points clear of the relegation zone, with a better goals difference and a game in hand over all those below them in the table. Jurgen Klopp’s side sit a disappointing 7th, though there’s a feeling that things have clicked into place during the last two and a half league matches. The visiting Reds have taken just eight of fifteen points since beating Manchester United 7-0, but the seven points taken from the last three matches have felt representative of a step in the right direction – Newcastle’s dominant victory over Spurs on Sunday may just have rendered this too late in the day, however.


West Ham last hosted Liverpool in November 2021, with both sides occupying top four positions after strong starts to the 2021-22 campaign. The Hammers sat 4th, having taken twenty points from their opening ten matches, whilst their visitors were unbeaten in 2nd and with an extra two points. The home side opened the scoring in the early minutes of the match, with a Pablo Fornals corner beating Alisson, before Trent Alexander-Arnold levelled matters with a free-kick shortly before half-time. Fornals again beat Allison – this time with a breakaway goal – midway through the second half, before Kurt Zouma extended his side’s lead by nodding home a corner with fifteen minutes remaining. Divock Origi hit a beautiful shot on the turn to peg West Ham back on 83’, but the Klopp’s side were unable to find an equaliser before the end of the match. Despite their positive start to the season, West Ham’s form faltered over the coming weeks – though inconsistent, they remained in the top third of the table for most of the season and claimed a place in the Europa Conference for this season. Liverpool responded emphatically, winning their next six matches and only dropping even points in the remainder of the season – Klopp's side ultimately finishing an agonising 2nd place. Liverpool have won the two Anfield meetings since then by a goal to nil, courtesy of first-half goals by Sadio Mane and Darwin Nunez.


Despite a couple of relegations in the last two decades (in 2002-03 and 2010-11), West Ham are now in their longest top-flight stay since the 1960s & ‘70s. From the outside, it would seem fair to judge the last decade or so as reasonable good – they’ve finished in the top half of ten Premier League campaigns, and were only really troubled by the threat of relegation in 2017-18 and 2019-20. In both of those campaigns, David Moyes was hired to steer the Hammers from safety: in November 2017, he replaced Slaven Bilic and proceeded to take West Ham from 17th to 13th (with a margin to the drop zone of 9 points); in December 2019, he replaced Manuel Pellegrini and guided West Ham to survival by 5 points (from 17th to 16th). Having kept struggling West Ham sides up twice in three seasons, Moyes would have felt like he deserved the longer-term stay that has followed. He’ll have felt vindicated more recently too, having taken West Ham to 6th and 7th place finishes in the last two seasons – comfortably their best spell since at least the talented sides that Harry Redknapp managed in the late 1990s. Behind the scenes, of course, West Ham United is more complicated club: the last decade has seen ongoing ownership issues and a move from the Boleyn Ground to the London (Olympic) Stadium, and what looks like a decent decade from the outside will to supporters represent a failure to secure their status as a regular top-half presence and frequent English representative in European competition.


And it’s seasons like this 11th consecutive Premier League campaign that emphasise supporters’ frustrations. Off the back of two excellent seasons under David Moyes, West Ham started the 2022-23 Premier League with a trio of defeats (to Manchester City, Nottingham Forest, and Brighton & Hove Albion). By the midway point, they sat in the relegation zone (having taken just fifteen points) and had dropped out of the League Cup at the first hurdle (on penalties at home to Blackburn Rovers). The FA Cup was more positive, with victories on the road to Brentford and Derby County before Manchester United beat them 3-1 at Old Trafford. Their results in Europe have been almost perfect: the Hammers won both legs of their qualifier, all six group games, both legs of their round of sixteen tie, beat Gent 5-2 in the quarter final, and are set to face AZ in the semis next month. Premier League form has picked up in the second half of the season too (they’d sit 9th in a form table since their 20th January midway point). On closer inspection, April has been a huge month for Moyes’ side – they’ve taken ten points from five matches, claiming crucial victories over Southampton and Bournemouth, and have put four clubs and 6 points between themselves and the relegation zone. Most will now expect the Hammers to secure a Premier League stay, but the damage (and the undoing of two or three years’ progress) already seems to have been done: a season that could have seen West Ham enjoying Chelsea’s collapse and a late-season battle with Spurs & Liverpool instead looks likely to end with a merciful drift to safety and a managerial change in the summer.


Liverpool have of course had their own frustrations this season, which has effectively represented a significant collapse following an agonisingly close brush with an unprecedented quadruple last season. Fresh starts (at the end of the summer, either side of the World Cup, and February into March) have repeatedly revealed themselves to be false dawns, and the Reds have rarely troubled the top six - never mind the top four or the sides battling for the title. Something does feel a little different since midway through the recent draw with Arsenal, however – Klopp’s side were swashbuckling during that second half at Anfield, and recent games have seen positive contributions from Ibrahim Konate, Curtis Jones, & Diogo Jota, alongside the return of Thiago & Luis Diaz and an evolution of Trent Alexander-Arnold’s role. Tottenham’s abysmal showing at St James’ Park on Sunday looks to have all but decided Champions League qualification from the Premier League, but Liverpool’s history is one of remarkable moments: building and maintaining a head of steam will be crucial if the Reds are to have any chance at all of upsetting the odds.


West Ham United’s recent form has moved them into a position where supporters can sense a comfortable end to the season is almost in reach. With plenty of matches between teams below them in the table remaining, David Moyes’ side are unlikely to need many more points to secure survival. There might usually be very little expectation on a fixture like this one, but Liverpool have performed woefully against bottom-half sides this season and West Ham will have seen the likes of Brentford and Forest (and themselves last season) cause problems for the Reds defence from set pieces. They’ll sense opportunity. Their visitors can win very little game-by-game, but can’t afford any slip-ups in the next couple of weeks if the remainder of the season is to hold any real interest. It’s vitally important for Jurgen Klopp’s Liverpool to build momentum off the back of the last couple of matches – both to have any chance of tackling challenges even greater than those faced in the spring of 2021, and to be able to regroup effectively in the summer.
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« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2023, 06:51:41 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2023, 06:52:22 pm »
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Re: PL: West Ham v Liverpool
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2023, 07:46:00 pm »
Underway, the boys are in the tutti Frutti ice cream kit
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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2023, 07:47:07 pm »
For the last time happily.  :)
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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2023, 07:47:21 pm »
1 Good ball into the box by Fab but Hendo(?) can’t bring it down
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« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2023, 07:50:16 pm »
4 Good possession play by the reds.. until VVD passes it to Bowen in the area.  :lmao

Happily his cross is poor
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« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2023, 07:51:12 pm »
5 corner to the reds

The ref blows for a foul and it’s wasted
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« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2023, 07:53:37 pm »
6 good break by Gakpo, he feeds Mo into the area but his shot is blocked, it rebounds to Gakpo and his shot is deflected behind

Corner is headed behind for another

It’s headed towards goal and Gakpo swings but can’t fire home
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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2023, 07:55:28 pm »
9 Ball comes to vanarama on the left of the area, he should have shot first time but checks back and Trent defends
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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2023, 07:56:16 pm »
Jota gets a knee in the back and is down in pain here.  Not looking too good.


He’s back on his feet and not happy with Soufal
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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2023, 07:57:58 pm »
12 1-0 FFS

West Ham play about 3 one twos and Paquetta fires home form the edge of the area after a deflection (maybe?)

Fabinho let his man run off him there… could have stopped that 
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Re: PL: West Ham 1 v 0 Liverpool Paquetta 12’
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2023, 07:58:50 pm »
How many goals have gone in off our players this season? Anyone know?  ::)
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Re: PL: West Ham 1 v 0 Liverpool Paquetta 12’
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2023, 08:01:16 pm »
14 nice break by the reds, Robbo tries to chip the keeper (well, misshit a cross anyway!)

And the keeper saves on the line.

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Re: PL: West Ham 1 v 0 Liverpool Paquetta 12’
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2023, 08:01:35 pm »
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Re: PL: West Ham 1 v 0 Liverpool Paquetta 12’
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2023, 08:02:53 pm »
Not one person put in a tackle, not one midfielder picked up the run, not one defender got in the way.

What an utter cluster fuck.
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Re: PL: West Ham 1 v 0 Liverpool Paquetta 12’
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2023, 08:03:20 pm »
17 Wow! that is a scorcher! from Gakpo, lost my connection but it's 1-1!
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« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2023, 08:04:14 pm »
18 It is getting very chaotic straight after our goal West Ham on the rampage, but at least we're back in it.
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Re: PL: West Ham 1 v 1 Liverpool Paquetta 12’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2023, 08:04:57 pm »
They are just walking through the right of our midfield …there’s no pressure on the ball there at all. None.  Nothing
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« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2023, 08:06:27 pm »
20 Yes we are open in the midfield but it's also with this system you have to time when to go otherwise we really get caught out.
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« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2023, 08:07:44 pm »
That's a great strike by Gakpo! Good on him!
Certainly was!
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« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2023, 08:08:31 pm »
22 Some nice football although it's quite slow build up, having said that Fab won the ball back on a couple of occasions which is good to see. Just keeping hold of the ball  now with West Ham standing back.
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« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2023, 08:10:31 pm »
24 This is one messy match, Fab giving the ball away to easily and then we quickly win it back but can't do anything with it in the final third.
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« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2023, 08:10:49 pm »
Christ that’s one hell of a dive..
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« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2023, 08:12:37 pm »
26 Oh! Jota should have scored there. Another messy build up we bring it forward then briefly lose it, regain it and Salah gives the ball to Jota who just knocks it over the bar.
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« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2023, 08:13:16 pm »
It was a really awkward height that…
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« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2023, 08:14:20 pm »
28 We need to be careful with our passing, Henderson losing the ball but Matip did well there and it is our goal kick.
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Re: PL: West Ham 1 v 1 Liverpool Paquetta 12’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #27 on: April 26, 2023, 08:14:47 pm »
It was a really awkward height that…

It was, but he's scored ones like that.
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Re: PL: West Ham 1 v 1 Liverpool Paquetta 12’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2023, 08:16:01 pm »
30 The game has slowed down in pace considerably. We're just content to pass the ball around at the moment.

Over to Sir Bob.
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Re: PL: West Ham 1 v 1 Liverpool Paquetta 12’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #29 on: April 26, 2023, 08:17:23 pm »
32 Fab smashes one wildly over from about 30 yards out near the touch line. Odd decision.
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Re: PL: West Ham 1 v 1 Liverpool Paquetta 12’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #30 on: April 26, 2023, 08:21:04 pm »
35 Lovely break with Gakpo at the heart feeding Robbo, the move eventually breaks down after Mo fails to find Hendo but we come again and it’s a corner. VVD gets up highest but can’t direct the header. Good chance but it’s a goal kick
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Re: PL: West Ham 1 v 1 Liverpool Paquetta 12’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #31 on: April 26, 2023, 08:22:35 pm »
He’s always seems to be in the best parts of our play, Gakpo.
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Re: PL: West Ham 1 v 1 Liverpool Paquetta 12’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #32 on: April 26, 2023, 08:23:32 pm »
He’s always seems to be in the best parts of our play, Gakpo.
Yeah, been really good
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Re: PL: West Ham 1 v 1 Liverpool Paquetta 12’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #33 on: April 26, 2023, 08:23:38 pm »
We've had some good chances, we should be in front
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Re: PL: West Ham 1 v 1 Liverpool Paquetta 12’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #34 on: April 26, 2023, 08:25:03 pm »
39 Brilliant one touch move ends with a Mo cross flicked on by Hendo, Jota is coming in back post but heads wide. It came quickly but he should probably do better.
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Re: PL: West Ham 1 v 1 Liverpool Paquetta 12’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #35 on: April 26, 2023, 08:25:35 pm »
Is it just me or do we look a bit clueless as how to break down this west ham side? Passing it around like we just hope something good is going to happen? It seems to be give it to Trent and hope he creates something.

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Re: PL: West Ham 1 v 1 Liverpool Paquetta 12’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #36 on: April 26, 2023, 08:25:46 pm »
Our best move of the game that.
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Re: PL: West Ham 1 v 1 Liverpool Paquetta 12’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #37 on: April 26, 2023, 08:27:30 pm »
41 West Ham break and it’s put across the six yard box. It’s a tap in at the back post for Antonio but VVD does superbly to divert it behind from on the line. It’s a corner which we don’t clear and Antonio can’t get his head around it and it’s out for a goal kick. Two let offs
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Re: PL: West Ham 1 v 1 Liverpool Paquetta 12’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #38 on: April 26, 2023, 08:28:05 pm »
Fantastic from Virgil that, down our right again though
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Re: PL: West Ham 1 v 1 Liverpool Paquetta 12’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #39 on: April 26, 2023, 08:28:34 pm »
43 Jones gets up for a header but it’s cleared to the edge of the box. Fab sends it back in but it’s easy for the keeper
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