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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #880 on: May 9, 2021, 01:59:35 pm »
Everyone on softs except Kimi.

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #881 on: May 9, 2021, 02:04:11 pm »
Bloody hell what a start Max.
If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides.

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #882 on: May 9, 2021, 02:04:17 pm »
Verstappen got those elbows out there

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #883 on: May 9, 2021, 02:04:45 pm »
And Charles.
If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides.

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #884 on: May 9, 2021, 02:05:16 pm »
A proper Senna start. ' you're going to move because if you don't we'll crash'

Already out if the DRS zone as well

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #885 on: May 9, 2021, 02:06:11 pm »
Great move by Max but he's lucky it's Lewis he's racing because most other drivers on the grid and they're both out

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #886 on: May 9, 2021, 02:14:12 pm »
Tsunoda out....

Could be a safety car

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #887 on: May 9, 2021, 02:14:53 pm »
Yep here it comes.

That's going to save Bottas race

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #888 on: May 9, 2021, 02:15:42 pm »
Safety car deployed

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #889 on: May 9, 2021, 02:16:17 pm »
Ouch alpha Romeo got the wrong tyres

Wow punctured tyres...

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #890 on: May 9, 2021, 02:17:37 pm »
Oh that's a nightmare for Alpha

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #891 on: May 9, 2021, 02:18:17 pm »
Williams always great at stacked pit stops

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #892 on: May 9, 2021, 02:18:22 pm »
Sly dig from Martin there about the safety car now being a sponsorship opportunity...
If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides.

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #893 on: May 9, 2021, 02:26:28 pm »
This track is awful.
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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #894 on: May 9, 2021, 02:39:22 pm »
Slow pit on Max

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #895 on: May 9, 2021, 02:40:04 pm »
Red Bull fucked the pitstop

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #896 on: May 9, 2021, 02:41:02 pm »
Hamilton should have pitted earlier

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #897 on: May 9, 2021, 02:41:19 pm »
Why did they not box Lewis there?!

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #898 on: May 9, 2021, 02:41:20 pm »
Mazepin ignores blue flags… shocked…
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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #899 on: May 9, 2021, 02:42:06 pm »
Mazepin needs to be fucked off by the FIA sharpish. Fucking dickhead.

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #900 on: May 9, 2021, 02:44:02 pm »
Mazepin what a donkey. How is this guy in f1?
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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #901 on: May 9, 2021, 02:45:04 pm »
Certainly looked like a late decision for Max's pitstop to stop Hamilton getting DRS on the straight and an overtake opportunity.

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #902 on: May 9, 2021, 02:46:00 pm »
Mazepin what a donkey. How is this guy in f1?

If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides.

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #903 on: May 9, 2021, 02:46:12 pm »
Mercedes do some dumb shit sometimes

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #904 on: May 9, 2021, 02:47:10 pm »
Mercedes do some dumb shit sometimes
They’re better on the mediums …

If they couldn’t pass using the viper cut, then going long was the best option….
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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #905 on: May 9, 2021, 02:47:39 pm »
Mercedes do some dumb shit sometimes

They really should have boxed Lewis after Max's stop was messed up. Would have given him the lead and avoided the whole Mazepin stuff

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #906 on: May 9, 2021, 02:48:24 pm »
They'll at least have tyres that are 4 laps fresher

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #907 on: May 9, 2021, 02:49:33 pm »
They’re better on the mediums …

If they couldn’t pass using the viper cut, then going long was the best option….
Red Bull had a 4.2 stop. he would have jumped him

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #908 on: May 9, 2021, 02:50:20 pm »
Red Bull had a 4.2 stop. he would have jumped him

With the speeds he's doing right now he'd be about 10s ahead by now as well

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #909 on: May 9, 2021, 02:50:38 pm »
They really should have boxed Lewis after Max's stop was messed up. Would have given him the lead and avoided the whole Mazepin stuff

Yep!
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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #910 on: May 9, 2021, 02:50:57 pm »
Red Bull had a 4.2 stop. he would have jumped him
Maybe.. but it was touch and go with Perez…
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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #911 on: May 9, 2021, 02:57:25 pm »
It now looks like it could be a replica of Hungary 2019...or at least an attempt of it

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #912 on: May 9, 2021, 02:58:04 pm »
Hamilton should pit again if Max doesn't and vice versa. He's clearly faster. Then again he would be 22 seconds back to make up.
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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #913 on: May 9, 2021, 03:00:28 pm »
Max keeping that 1 second gap well.

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #914 on: May 9, 2021, 03:02:41 pm »
Max should back the field up to stop Hamilton getting a free pit stop
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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #915 on: May 9, 2021, 03:03:53 pm »
Wow. This is a huge gamble

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #916 on: May 9, 2021, 03:04:05 pm »
Wow.
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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #917 on: May 9, 2021, 03:05:28 pm »
Wow, if this works the Merc's strategy is spot on!

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #918 on: May 9, 2021, 03:06:49 pm »
Its the right thing to do after doing the wrong thing...oy vey. Excitement at least

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Re: The 2021 Formula 1 thread
« Reply #919 on: May 9, 2021, 03:08:15 pm »
Wow. This is a huge gamble

How's it a gamble?
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