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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #200 on: July 13, 2011, 12:46:52 pm »
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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #201 on: July 13, 2011, 12:47:05 pm »
Aqua number 99. What a joke.

Looks like he is off, such a shame, honestly thought Kenny would at least give him a chance.
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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #202 on: July 13, 2011, 12:47:51 pm »

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #203 on: July 13, 2011, 12:48:22 pm »
You can add Aqua to that. I believe symbol '99' means 'for sale' in Chinese.

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #204 on: July 13, 2011, 12:48:47 pm »
Aqua number 99. What a joke.

Looks like he is off, such a shame, honestly thought Kenny would at least give him a chance.

he probably just hadn't been assigned a number yet, and it came time for the friendly and he was asked what he wanted for today's game and went with a nice 'italian' shirt number 99

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #205 on: July 13, 2011, 12:49:14 pm »
whats with the Marcotti presenter on ESPN? he seems like some slimy Italian-american mafia boss?
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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #206 on: July 13, 2011, 12:50:06 pm »
You're all wrong about Aquilani.

He's now called 'Aquilani.99' because we've rebuilt him. We had the technology. We had the capability to build the world's first bionic sicknote. Alberto Aquilani will be that sicknote. Better than he was before. Better...stronger...faster. With bigger hair.

He's more machine now than man. Twisted and evil. And his eyes are closer together than a strangled gerbil.
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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #207 on: July 13, 2011, 12:50:18 pm »
Looking forward to seeing Pacheco. Hope he does well. Also, it will be interesting to see how fit Cole is, and if he shows any signs of being a useful player for us.

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #208 on: July 13, 2011, 12:50:33 pm »
Stop creating rumours out of everything. If he was given the 69 shirt, would mean that he would fuck some player on the pitch?

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #209 on: July 13, 2011, 12:51:00 pm »
For anyone who is interested, our very own commentary team will be running a thread on this game here - http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=278243.0

This thread will, of course, remain open, as this is not strictly speaking a competitive match. It will be interesting to see how both thread go.

Feel free to pop over to the commentary section of the forum, see how they're reporting the game and send them PMs! :wave

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #210 on: July 13, 2011, 12:51:29 pm »
Stop creating rumours out of everything. If he was given the 69 shirt, would mean that he would fuck some player on the pitch?

Yes.
as this is not strictly speaking a competitive match.

There will be 30+ pages off whine on this thread if we lose. The Chinese police will have to deal hundreds of drunken scousers as nation-wide violence erupts.
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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #211 on: July 13, 2011, 12:51:36 pm »
Maybe telling the fans to hold off on that Aquilani shirt until his number is officially announced?

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #212 on: July 13, 2011, 12:51:43 pm »
Stop creating rumours out of everything. If he was given the 69 shirt, would mean that he would fuck some player on the pitch?

Almost definitely.

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #213 on: July 13, 2011, 12:51:53 pm »
You're all wrong about Aquilani.

He's now called 'Aquilani.99' because we've rebuilt him. We had the technology. We had the capability to build the world's first bionic sicknote. Alberto Aquilani will be that sicknote. Better than he was before. Better...stronger...faster. With bigger hair.

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #214 on: July 13, 2011, 12:51:58 pm »
he probably just hadn't been assigned a number yet, and it came time for the friendly and he was asked what he wanted for today's game and went with a nice 'italian' shirt number 99

I think the first XI today will wear 1-11.

Aquilani won´t be assigned a number yet as it depends on other changes within the squad. If Raul leaves he´ll revert back to 4. If Cole leaves he might end up with 10. If neither leaves he might have to choose another number. Or he may leave himself, who knows.
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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #215 on: July 13, 2011, 12:52:14 pm »

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #216 on: July 13, 2011, 12:56:02 pm »
Liverpool: Gulacsi, Flanagan, Kelly, Carragher, Wilson, Poulsen, Spearing, Shelvey, Cole, Pacheco, Ngog.

Subs: Jones, Hansen, Agger, Kyrgiakos, Robinson, Wisdom, Adam, Aquilani, Coady, Kuyt, Carroll.

Confirmed through LFC website.

I think those 2 line ups just show how lacking in depth our squad is.  I know we are missing key players, but there is only 1 established experienced player in the first team and 6 in the second.

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #217 on: July 13, 2011, 12:56:22 pm »
LFCTV advertising the 2010/11 third shirt there...

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #218 on: July 13, 2011, 12:57:14 pm »
LFCTV advertisting the 2010-2011 third kit with Torres! ???
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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #219 on: July 13, 2011, 12:57:42 pm »
LFCTV advertising the 2010/11 third shirt there...
Beat me to it. lol. Strange
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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #220 on: July 13, 2011, 12:57:54 pm »
Stop creating rumours out of everything. If he was given the 69 shirt, would mean that he would fuck some player on the pitch?
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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #221 on: July 13, 2011, 12:59:15 pm »
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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #222 on: July 13, 2011, 01:00:21 pm »
Fuck me, the picture on LFCTV never improves. It's like watching someone play Italia '90 on a Spectrum 48k.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #223 on: July 13, 2011, 01:00:55 pm »
Wheres Henderson?

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #224 on: July 13, 2011, 01:01:29 pm »
Fuck me, the picture on LFCTV never improves. It's like watching someone play Italia '90 on a Spectrum 48k.

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #225 on: July 13, 2011, 01:01:41 pm »
Where's 80% of the crowd??

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #226 on: July 13, 2011, 01:01:49 pm »
Liverpool: Gulacsi, Flanagan, Kelly, Carragher, Wilson, Poulsen, Spearing, Shelvey, Cole, Pacheco, Ngog.

Subs: Jones, Hansen, Agger, Kyrgiakos, Robinson, Wisdom, Adam, Aquilani, Coady, Kuyt, Carroll.

Confirmed through LFC website.
Extremely worrying. What is Poulsen even doing on the tour, never mind on the pitch ?

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #227 on: July 13, 2011, 01:01:56 pm »
Pacheco will be the star of this half, by the way. So get your wank flannel ready.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #228 on: July 13, 2011, 01:02:07 pm »
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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #229 on: July 13, 2011, 01:02:27 pm »
Hopefully we see coady come on at half time
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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #230 on: July 13, 2011, 01:02:33 pm »
Handshakes and photos over - Poulsen needs a well earned drink!

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #231 on: July 13, 2011, 01:02:33 pm »
Kelly named at LB  :o

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #232 on: July 13, 2011, 01:02:38 pm »
the stadium is empty.
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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #233 on: July 13, 2011, 01:02:53 pm »
Pacheco will be the star of this half, by the way. So get your wank flannel ready.

wank sock count?

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #234 on: July 13, 2011, 01:02:55 pm »
I think those 2 line ups just show how lacking in depth our squad is.  I know we are missing key players, but there is only 1 established experienced player in the first team and 6 in the second.

Oh here we go!

It's a friendly and it's about fitness. We have key players missing plus we will still make 1 or 2 more signings!


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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #235 on: July 13, 2011, 01:04:49 pm »
wank sock count?

flannel's on a 60 degree wash at min...

Fine mate, or some soggy toilet tissue in a toilet roll.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #236 on: July 13, 2011, 01:05:17 pm »
Anywhere online I can watch this? I do have Sky and LFCTV, but Sky are useless b***ards, and all sports channels freeze so much they're unwatchable.
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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #237 on: July 13, 2011, 01:05:37 pm »
Top cross from Poulsen. Looks sharp.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #238 on: July 13, 2011, 01:05:44 pm »
Poulson, proving his worth already.
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Re: Guandong vs Liverpool - 13/07/11 13:00 GMT
« Reply #239 on: July 13, 2011, 01:05:44 pm »
Just went to watch the game but Freeview doesn't show ESPN till 2 o'clock. Fucking twats. Going to ring and cancel it this week