Topic: Has Klopp ever won the Greek league? Hi Ho Silva Daddy Day Care Fighting

[Solomon Grundy]

Some right charmers amongst this lot

https://twitter.com/1878carter/status/999668857995431936?s=21

They'll do anything to try and deflect the attention away from the fact they aren't in a European Cup final these lot. Fuck em. Just be ready to dine out on their tears tomorrow night should we win old big ears.

[Son of Spion]

Lads on GoT now engaging in a deep discussion (therapy) about how we’re hated by everyone.

“Don’t worry fellas, we’re terrible, rubbish players, awful transfers, old ground but we’re so staggeringly irrelevant that nobody hates us”.

Nail on head, there.
Hate is driven by fear. All the really big clubs are hated because their rivals fear them and secretly envy them. Once your rivals hate you, you know you are doing a hell of a lot right. Irrelevant clubs like Everton don't attract hate simply because no one fears them and they mean nothing to no one other than their own fanbase. Hate is no insult. It says more about the hater than it does the hated. The biggest insult is the one bestowed on the likes of Everton by pretty much everyone. It's called complete indifference. In football, you know you are wallowing in the no-mans land of mediocrity when no one hates you. 😁

[scouseman]

We haven’t won at Anfield
Since 1999
We cheer when we get corners
But we lose every time

We’ll never win a trophy
So twat our wives instead
Won’t renew my season ticket
I wish I was a red

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

[So… Howard Philips]

It is down to jealously, fans get sick of certain teams dominating. In the 70's and 80's other fans had the attitude anyone but Liverpool, in the 90's and noughties it was anyone but United.

Never in the history of Football has anyone ever said anyone but Everton.

Plenty of players and, more recently, managers have said anyone but Everton.

[Tesco tearaway]

Plenty of players and, more recently, managers have said anyone but Everton.

Is right Howard 

[So… Howard Philips]

Nail on head, there.
Hate is driven by fear. All the really big clubs are hated because their rivals fear them and secretly envy them. Once your rivals hate you, you know you are doing a hell of a lot right. Irrelevant clubs like Everton don't attract hate simply because no one fears them and they mean nothing to no one other than their own fanbase. Hate is no insult. It says more about the hater than it does the hated. The biggest insult is the one bestowed on the likes of Everton by pretty much everyone. It's called complete indifference. In football, you know you are wallowing in the no-mans land of mediocrity when no one hates you. 😁

You can measure their irrelevance by the way TV commentators pay them compliments about their loyal fans, the historic ground and their work in the community.

Nowhere do they compliment them on the quality of their football.

[1892tillforever]

So by GOT logic, you're not allowed to be excited by being involved in the biggest game in club football.

However, you ARE allowed to get excited by signing shit players for lots of money and winning a corner. Everton at Anfield, 21st Century Greatest 

[Hazell]

So by GOT logic, you're not allowed to be excited by being involved in the biggest game in club football.

However, you ARE allowed to get excited by signing shit players for lots of money and winning a corner. Everton at Anfield, 21st Century Greatest 

We're allowed to get this excited but no more than that:

[1892tillforever]

We're allowed to get this excited but no more than that:

When did Norman Bates sign for Everton?

[Tesco tearaway]

When did Master Bates sign for Everton?

Well they are a gang of wankers 

 

[Samie]

Is that meant to be that lad Denis Sasquatch?

[Desert Red Fox]

Is that meant to be that lad Denis Sasquatch?

yup, a.k.a. "The Straq"

[RedSince86]

  That deserves FIVE hysterical laughing emoji's.

How the fuck has it's stock fallen,maybe because his team will never ever get a sniff of winning even if he had 10 life times.

[Big Red Richie]

So then. How many Evertonians are on suicide watch, these next 24 hours? 

[Lush is the best medicine...]

That deserves FIVE hysterical laughing emoji's.

How the fuck has it's stock fallen,maybe because his team will never ever get a sniff of winning even if he had 10 life times.

yes because evertonians can fucking choose

[lfc_col]

yup, a.k.a. "The Straq"

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/JBLlHiYJRRI" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/JBLlHiYJRRI</a>

 

[moondog]

So then. How many Evertonians are on suicide watch, these next 24 hours? 

Have had  three tell they have lumped on us to win at 9/4 just to ease the pain in case we somehow manage to win the game. Hope they are loaded this time tomorrow.

[4pool]

Do they have a manager yet?

Will he be announced tomorrow? Just when no one is looking..

[BabuYagu]

It is down to jealously, fans get sick of certain teams dominating. In the 70's and 80's other fans had the attitude anyone but Liverpool, in the 90's and noughties it was anyone but United.

Never in the history of Football has anyone ever said anyone but Everton.

That's not true Al. I walked past this old guy yesterday who was screaming it down the phone.

[BabuYagu]

That deserves FIVE hysterical laughing emoji's.

How the fuck has it's stock fallen,maybe because his team will never ever get a sniff of winning even if he had 10 life times.

Of course you would davek because you can't even get into the Champions League.

If you asked me to choose between Liverpool winning the FA Cup or the World Cup my answer would be FA Cup - because how the fuck do you win something you cannot even compete for?

The only way you could even get into the fucking thing is if someone literally gave you the Premier League. Maybe, and only then, if you were given the choice between the league and european cup, you would be able to choose to win a competition that you are actually registered to compete in. But you are not. You never have been. Therefore as a question, even a purely fantasy one, it doesn't work. Because one option is literally impossible and the other is a competition you have never been registered for

[Son of Spion]

That deserves FIVE hysterical laughing emoji's.

How the fuck has it's stock fallen,maybe because his team will never ever get a sniff of winning even if he had 10 life times.

You have to laugh, don't you. 

They have to devalue it just in case we win it.
A choice between the League or the CL? Nice to have the choice, eh. In reality, you do your best in both and seen how far you get. In both we've gone a damn sight further than little Everton. Yes, I'd love us to be League Champions again. When I was growing up we won the league with amazing regularity, but do you know what, it was the European Cup wins that were the pinnacle for me. I relished them more than anything. Ask City how they feel about not getting to the final this year. Let me tell you, davek, they are absolutely gutted. No matter how much you try to devalue it, the European Cup / CL is THE piece of silverware every club dreams of having in their cabinet.

It's also funny watching the narratives change to suit the situation. If we had won the league but got knocked out of Europe then the narrative would be that we couldn't cut it against Europe's elite. They'd also make out that our league win was fluked due to the rest being shite, having an off-season and/or in transition. Thing is, they have to constantly alter the narrative so they can sleep well at night.

I love the way they relish the idea that we ''are miles away'' from competing domestically. It begs the question of where that leaves their own club these days? We are miles ahead of them, so if we are nowhere, where on earth does it leave them? If I were them, I'd be more concerned about that than worrying about what the neighbours are doing.  They really do come across as obsessed weirdos. They sound like a gang of spotty schoolboys discussing which supermodel they rather have whilst slagging off the guy who has a date with one because he may or may not get to sleep with her at the end of the night. Choices, choices, eh...

[BabuYagu]

You have to laugh, don't you. 

They have to devalue it just in case we win it.
A choice between the League or the CL? Nice to have the choice, eh. In reality, you do your best in both and seen how far you get. In both we've gone a damn sight further than little Everton. Yes, I'd love us to be League Champions again. When I was growing up we won the league with amazing regularity, but do you know what, it was the European Cup wins that were the pinnacle for me. I relished them more than anything. Ask City how they feel about not getting to the final this year. Let me tell you, davek, they are absolutely gutted. No matter how much you try to devalue it, the European Cup / CL is THE piece of silverware every club dreams of having in their cabinet.

It's also funny watching the narratives change to suit the situation. If we had won the league but got knocked out of Europe then the narrative would be that we couldn't cut it against Europe's elite. They'd also make out that our league win was fluked due to the rest being shite, having an off-season and/or in transition. Thing is, they have to constantly alter the narrative so they can sleep well at night.

I love the way they relish the idea that we ''are miles away'' from competing domestically. It begs the question of where that leaves their own club these days? We are miles ahead of them, so if we are nowhere, where on earth does it leave them? If I were them, I'd be more concerned about that than worrying about what the neighbours are doing.  They really do come across as obsessed weirdos. They sound like a gang of spotty schoolboys discussing which supermodel they rather have whilst slagging off the guy who has a date with one because he may or may not get to sleep with her at the end of the night. Choices, choices, eh...

"Well done, you have won as many Premier League titles as Leicester & Blackburn Rovers. Fucking anybody can win a league title in a one of season when the other big sides are in transition or focused more on Europe. A real winning team is up their consistently which the red shite are not"

[So… Howard Philips]

Do they have a manager yet?

Will he be announced tomorrow? Just when no one is looking..

A good day to bury bad news.

[Solomon Grundy]

Expect some news on a new manager, their imaginary stadium or being linked with a top player they have absolutely no chance of signing, in the coming days should we win the CL final tonight.

[WillG.LFC]

Fuck it, it's Riquelme

[FiSh77]

Have had  three tell they have lumped on us to win at 9/4 just to ease the pain in case we somehow manage to win the game. Hope they are loaded this time tomorrow.

Hope they backed us to win in 90 mins and we need extra time just for the fume

[Red Beret]

It is down to jealously, fans get sick of certain teams dominating. In the 70's and 80's other fans had the attitude anyone but Liverpool, in the 90's and noughties it was anyone but United.

Never in the history of Football has anyone ever said anyone but Everton.

They hate the fact that, even after almost 30 years without a title, we're still a hundred times more relevant than they are.  Nights like this define their hatred of us.  They want us to be dragged into obscurity along with them. 

They really are a Strange bunch.    More worried about another team failing than their own team succeeding.

When it comes to succeeding they have absolutely nothing to worry about

[FiSh77]

We're allowed to get this excited but no more than that:

how about this excited?

[Red Beret]

Have had  three tell they have lumped on us to win at 9/4 just to ease the pain in case we somehow manage to win the game. Hope they are loaded this time tomorrow.

When they are loaded, just smile and say, "You're welcome."  After they've finished fuming, tell them they're buying the ale.

[jillcwhomever]

Considering there only seems to be one name in the frame for their manager, what is taking the time? Though I guess should we win tonight they will then announce Silva just to get some attention. 

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Considering there only seems to be one name in the frame for their manager, what is taking the time? Though I guess should we win tonight they will then announce Silva just to get some attention. 

id love for them to announce the return of Moyes just after we win it

[1892tillforever]

Have had  three tell they have lumped on us to win at 9/4 just to ease the pain in case we somehow manage to win the game. Hope they are loaded this time tomorrow.

They will be very upset when we win via ET or penalties then 

id love for them to announce the return of Moyes just after we win it

At least we would finally know if it is actually possible to choke on your own bitterness.

I would genuinely fear for their health if that scenario unfolded.

[So… Howard Philips]

Considering there only seems to be one name in the frame for their manager, what is taking the time? Though I guess should we win tonight they will then announce Silva just to get some attention. 

Toffeeweb is in full fewm over this.

The crazies reckon they are waiting to announce Sarri or Simeone, the realists realise they are waiting for the first of June as they don't want to start paying Brands or Sliva before then.

That's probably how Mr Moshiri became a billionaire, not the fake RS media stories about Usmanov washing, sorry, lending him money. No, that well known adage, watch the pennies and the pounds wil look after themselves.

[Redsnappa]

Head well and truly still on 

‏@SomeEvertonFan
 20h
20 hours ago
 
Everyone’s entitled to an opinion and I encourage anyone to have one on anything, however, if you’re a blue and your supporting that shower of shite tomorrow, then you can fuck off, Ronaldo is a Manc and Real Madrid are cheats, up the reds.

[Son of Spion]

"Well done, you have won as many Premier League titles as Leicester & Blackburn Rovers. Fucking anybody can win a league title in a one of season when the other big sides are in transition or focused more on Europe. A real winning team is up their consistently which the red shite are not"

Surely you stole that quote from a list of leaked, prepared statements they have at blueshite central headquarters in case we ever win the league again?
😁

With the same blue logic in mind, I wonder what their excuses are that they've not won it themselves when those very same circumstances are in place?

[Son of Spion]

Considering there only seems to be one name in the frame for their manager, what is taking the time? Though I guess should we win tonight they will then announce Silva just to get some attention. 

I would expect them to make an announcement (manager / stadium) whether we win or lose tonight.
If we win, it tries to grab some column inches for the attention seekers. If we lose then they can capitalise on the feelgood factor in order to buoy up their support into feeling it's a good time to be a blue.   

[sms1986]

Would any of us even care if they did? If we win we'll not give a shit and if we lose, we still won't give a shit!

[Son of Spion]

Would any of us even care if they did? If we win we'll not give a shit and if we lose, we still won't give a shit!

The only people who will care are they themselves.

Win or lose tonight, we've had an amazing season the likes of they'll never experience in their lifetime. They can do what they like, think what they like and say what they like. It's all irrelevant really.

[So… Howard Philips]

Expect some news on a new manager, their imaginary stadium or being linked with a top player they have absolutely no chance of signing, in the coming days should we win the CL final tonight.

The thing is they are really drinking in the last chance saloon.

If they don't the manager right this time around their drift will continue and they'll end up like Red Dwarf floating at the outer edges of the known universe.

Sorry -  it just had to be RED Dwarf, didn't it.

Not only do they have to get the right manager, they've got a forest of dead wood to dispose of, a stadium dream which is only a couple of Chippy Tits heartbeats away from flopping and a new CEO with a purely academic background who is Bill's mate. It shows the difference in intent between our clubs that we appoint a businessman who is so hard nosed he featured on South Park and they appoint an academic who has run their, albeit laudable, charity arm.

Whatever happens in the next month all and every on e of their appointments will be the bestest ever a and they may even end up with an actual artists impression of the proposed stadium.

[Persephone]

Enjoy the match, Blues