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Keith Lard · « **Reply #480 on:** July 25, 2018, 08:38:53 am »

Lol is this what rawk has come to? Plagiarism of fat Charlie Adam jokes?

Tut tut

spider-neil · « **Reply #481 on:** July 25, 2018, 08:55:58 am »

Why does Xherdan trust his fries?
Because Shaqiri's chips don't lie.

the_red_pill · « **Reply #482 on:** July 25, 2018, 10:29:22 am »

Just logged on.. can't get into silly season and preseason games anymore and what a surprise- we've signed both Shaq and Allison!?

Good business. Good! Here's hoping they work out well.
Now where is that Fekir..

See yall again in the prematch thread for the first game of ze season! Congrats and godspeed!

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #483 on:** July 25, 2018, 10:02:14 pm »

Red-Soldier · « **Reply #484 on:** July 25, 2018, 10:21:00 pm »

Quote from: Capon Debaser on July 25, 2018, 10:02:14 pm

Never wears thin

Fordy · « **Reply #485 on:** July 25, 2018, 10:25:05 pm »

Lol Oh come on. Enough of Charlie bashing now

billylad · « **Reply #486 on:** July 25, 2018, 11:00:44 pm »

Love this bloke..... get among them mate. Superb signing with all of them.

BabuYagu · « **Reply #487 on:** July 26, 2018, 12:27:24 am »

Quote from: Yorkykopite on July 24, 2018, 10:53:38 pm

I think that might be plagiarism mate. But that’s what Twitter is for right?

Far too much the same for it to be coincidental. I thought as soon as I saw it that I had read that already 48 hours earlier.

Doc Red · « **Reply #488 on:** July 26, 2018, 09:12:27 am »

No thread is complete until it's been 'Caponed'.

At some point I'm hoping you'll honour us with a visit in the NBA thread.

kloppismydad · « **Reply #489 on:** July 26, 2018, 09:21:49 am »

Quote from: BabuYagu on July 24, 2018, 02:59:34 pm

Yorky on twitter? Or just your jokes?

Quote from: Yorkykopite on July 24, 2018, 10:53:38 pm

I think that might be plagiarism mate. But that’s what Twitter is for right?

That's sinnermichael on here. Notorious joke thief.

Medellin · « **Reply #490 on:** July 26, 2018, 10:33:10 am »

Branno · « **Reply #491 on:** July 26, 2018, 12:19:37 pm »

Quote from: Fordy on July 25, 2018, 10:25:05 pm

Lol Oh come on. Enough of Charlie bashing now

You sound like my mates at 4am

Dench57 · « **Reply #492 on:** July 26, 2018, 12:34:21 pm »

Had to actually look up who that 23 was before

But can anyone remember who wore 8 before Stevie? No cheating!

Elf Pistolero_7 · « **Reply #493 on:** July 26, 2018, 12:39:01 pm »

Quote from: Dench57 on July 26, 2018, 12:34:21 pm

Had to actually look up who that 23 was before

But can anyone remember who wore 8 before Stevie? No cheating!

Heskey?

Dench57 · « **Reply #494 on:** July 26, 2018, 12:42:14 pm »

Quote from: Elf Pistolero_7 on July 26, 2018, 12:39:01 pm

Heskey?

The man-mountain himself!

Johns_Barn · « **Reply #495 on:** July 26, 2018, 01:03:20 pm »

Quote from: Zoomers on July 17, 2018, 02:12:39 pm

https://youtu.be/82k_3JwH-Fw
(47secs)

It's like an inverse Shaq

MJL · « **Reply #496 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:00:56 am »

Wonderful

J-Mc- · « **Reply #497 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:02:12 am »

Can see why we wanted him.

Very quick on the turn, great passing range, good close control, low center to hold off the opposition and what a fucking finish.

swoopy · « **Reply #498 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:02:21 am »

Fantastic way to introduce yourself. Hope he does it in every game

Dubred · « **Reply #499 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:03:00 am »

Haha! What a finish! Know its only preseason but honestly, this lad is going to contribute so much more than many are giving him credit for

Dim Glas · « **Reply #500 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:07:06 am »

Love it

He's going to be just fine, those little powerful legs of his get him around the pitch in a flash

He can play centrally and out wide, so he'll get plenty of opportunities.

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #501 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:07:28 am »

Cracker Shaq Attack!

sinnermichael · « **Reply #502 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:09:58 am »

£13m haha.

MrGrumpy · « **Reply #503 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:11:46 am »

Well done Sheridan.

Red Eyed · « **Reply #504 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:12:19 am »

Haha, fan favourite already. Thought he was quality even before the goal, looking like another hit signing

Baraka · « **Reply #505 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:16:14 am »

Big shaq....not a bad debut ey?

abs-ibs · « **Reply #506 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:16:46 am »

He pretty much played central attacking mid this match and did really well. Our best player in the second half I thought. Having him able to play there AND out wide will make things easier for Klopp. Even if we buy Fekir/someone similar, we still have an embarrassment of riches going forward right now. Just 2 weeks until the first match.

Getting excited to see what we get to do this season coming.

Well done everyone.

YNWA!

Kopenhagen · « **Reply #507 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:19:39 am »

Oh aye.

RedForeverTT · « **Reply #508 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:24:30 am »

Ox can focus on his recovery. We got Shaq to do that midfield dynamo job now.

The way his 1.70m frame outmuscled McTomminay was he wasn't even there.

Gazza-LFC · « **Reply #509 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:26:27 am »

Looked very good. Long may it continue!

stockdam · « **Reply #510 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:41:22 am »

I think the Mancs are going to hate him and he’ll love that. Great goal against them.

SerbianScouser · « **Reply #511 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:42:09 am »

Klopp on Shaqiri: "That's not normal after 4 days - adapting so quickly to our style of play."

Very encouraging this.

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #512 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:42:41 am »

Mighty Mouse

Djimi Smicer34 · « **Reply #513 on:** July 29, 2018, 01:00:32 am »

As far as first impressions ago, that really wasn't bad

Outstanding goal and great performance, particularly as he's only been training with us for a few days.

Chakan · « **Reply #514 on:** July 29, 2018, 01:15:08 am »

Peak too quickly.

stara · « **Reply #515 on:** July 29, 2018, 01:32:35 am »

What a hit! Keep the streak alive (@ everton).

babraham · « **Reply #516 on:** July 29, 2018, 01:33:19 am »

Well fuck me. What a goal. What an assist. What a debut half of football. Every chance of starting centrally behind the front 3 if that's how he's going to play!

gamble · « **Reply #517 on:** July 29, 2018, 01:36:20 am »

I reckon he will force his way into the first XI. This season is going to be mental. So many ways to score goals

Keita Success · « **Reply #518 on:** July 29, 2018, 01:51:24 am »

Exciting Shaqiri.

elpistolero7 · « **Reply #519 on:** July 29, 2018, 01:51:58 am »

There's a lot of talent in this boy. After starting out at Bayern and being one of the most hyped young players, his career went down a strange route - he did ok to good at Stoke, but under a great motivator like Klopp, and playing with top draw players, I can see him being a very useful player.

We've lost the Ox for the year but Keita more than makes up for it. We basically have a brand new set of attacking options to back up our main front 3 in Lallana, Sturridge and Shaqiri. Granted the former 2 have had injury troubles, but even 2 of those 3 on the bench for most of our games is going to be light years worth progress compared to just Ings and Solanke last year.