Topic: Facebook

[Brian Blessed]

oooh a game  kinda like a treasure map.

except this treasure will be getting sucked off by some bloke in an Astra.

[And Could He Play]

except this treasure will be getting sucked off by some bloke in an Astra.

 

[Cochise]

There's this fucking bird on my facebook who goes on and on about Man Utd thinking she knows everything about thewm when in reality she just regurgitates shite others have said.

In fact when I go to work tomorrow I'll offer her and another lad who's a Manc fan (in his Manc top and Norwhich scarf he so often wears) £50 if they can name the 2 previous managers before Ferguson.

[AlphaDelta]

People who like their own statuses, thats bloody annoying. Actually this guy on my Facebook is constantly doing it, he either tells us exactly what he is having for his tea, uses that status shuffle shite, or complains about the Jobcentre not paying his benefits on time! I called him a malingerer once and he actually liked my comment!

I use mine to generally complain and moan, I had the misfortune to be on a bus once with no ipod, and heard a fella on the phone behind me use the word "lad" 26 times in a short conversation. I let rip on Facebook about scallies and no ipods, needless to say I had a whole lot of 'likes'.

[Sir Harvest Fields]

I like looking at other tarts pics. I got one of this 20 year old mega, mega fit bird tonguing her mate. Ah mate. And she has one of her in suspenders and stockings. Id smash fuck out of her.

[Sir Harvest Fields]

and leave evidence? Next you'll want the coordinates to his future unmarked grave!

Take more than you muppets to finish me off. I play in fires and dance with tasers. Im eternal.

[Brian Blessed]

Take more than you muppets to finish me off. I play in fires and dance with tasers. Im eternal.

so was BigDavaLad.

[Sir Harvest Fields]

But im not him. Im ME!!! I just want a cuddle

[And Could He Play]

But im not him. Im ME!!! I just want a cuddle

in a cavalier

[Sir Harvest Fields]

Fuck off you.

[Lucas21]

whats love got to with it. rip whitney <3 x

[Yozza1]

The Score Updater:

He has to update his status to who ever scored and what the score is just so everyone knows he is watching the game and then so he is literally telling everyone who is not watching it what the score is and acting all big because he is watching it when everyone else is and just laugh at him doing it. And then if we lose he then puts as his status that we are shit.

The Football Analyzer:

This one is getting more popular in where people think that they are sat next to Hansen and Lawrenson on the sofa often referring to facebook to express their views on the match which are normally completely utter bollocks also.

[redgriffin73]

'Now I'm all up for the bants at the best of times but I'll never get why people are so quick to make jokes when someone DIES? When families are destroyed, left without mothers and wifes, if the first thing that comes to your mind is a cheap and quite frankly, shit joke, you ought to have a good look in the mirror. RIP Whitney Houston, gone but never forgotten. Legend. ♥'

How to take someone's death & spin it so you get the attention. Classic person in question. I hate Facebook.

The bants? The fucking bants?

*shoots self*

[redgriffin73]

Oh yeah, the last week or so has been good (for 'good' read: 'a fucking nightmare') for people posting pictures of snow. Every fucking day there were loads of them, like people have never seen snow in their street before. Not even pics of cute kids making snowmen or stuff like that, just photos taken out their bedroom window of cars in the street outside and a message saying something shite like "It's snooooooooooowwwwwwing!!!!!!!!"

Fuck off.

[scatman]

Oh yeah, the last week or so has been good (for 'good' read: 'a fucking nightmare') for people posting pictures of snow. Every fucking day there were loads of them, like people have never seen snow in their street before. Not even pics of cute kids making snowmen or stuff like that, just photos taken out their bedroom window of cars in the street outside and a message saying something shite like "It's snooooooooooowwwwwwing!!!!!!!!"

Fuck off.

haha, twitter was the bloody same

[Gifted Right Foot]

any tough c*nts or stupid sluts who have "Monsta" as their middle name can fuck off.

[Lucas21]

Any bellend that

"Recently read an article"

should fuck off and buy a newspaper.

Same arrogant assholes pretending to read topics that they wouldn't have a bulls notion about.

[cissepower]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/types-of-people-on-facebook

[buzzing]

Anyone got that Ian Brodie on theirs....something tells me he's British, proud to be British, wants to keep Britain British...oh and i think he may have a dislike for Islam

[TSC]

Got some 'friend' on fb who hardly posts, but when he does he takes about 6 pages up with crap, through posting stupid pics of crap photoshop efforts.  Annoys me no end.  Have to scroll for ages to bypass them.

And another 'friend' who is so anti LFC that everytime I go on I'm guaranteed to have to trawl through loads of shit from some sad 'I hate Liverpool FC' type page.

It's crap really.

[skooma]

I impulsively pop into Facebook.

Why? I have no idea. There's nothing there for me, at all, ever.

[B0151?]

Any bellend that

"Recently read an article"

should fuck off and buy a newspaper.

Same arrogant assholes pretending to read topics that they wouldn't have a bulls notion about.

i dont think you choose if it pops up with it lad

[buzzing]

Got some 'friend' on fb who hardly posts, but when he does he takes about 6 pages up with crap, through posting stupid pics of crap photoshop efforts.  Annoys me no end.  Have to scroll for ages to bypass them.

And another 'friend' who is so anti LFC that everytime I go on I'm guaranteed to have to trawl through loads of shit from some sad 'I hate Liverpool FC' type page.

It's crap really.

Have an Arsenal mate like that...swear he's border line retarded, to the point where he'll type things like this "Today I woke up, it was sunny today, the sun made me smile because it was shining, i smile when the sun shines"

[Samie]

Have an Arsenal mate like that...swear he's border line retarded, to the point where he'll type things like this "Today I woke up, it was sunny today, the sun made me smile because it was shining, i smile when the sun shines"

I see you know my gooner mate Taz. 

Must be something in the waters.

[TSC]

Have an Arsenal mate like that...swear he's border line retarded, to the point where he'll type things like this "Today I woke up, it was sunny today, the sun made me smile because it was shining, i smile when the sun shines"

His latest tonight was posting some 'exclusive' of Gerrard as a kid in an Everton kit posing with the title and charity shield.  Rem that crap pic which was on here yrs ago?  I posted a line underneath saying 'it couldn't be Spurs cos cameras weren't invented when they had the title and charity shield'.  It got his back up so much I thought he'd have a heart attack.

[jooneyisdagod]

I just deactivated my facebook for certain reasons.  Got nothing against at all.  In fact for someone like me that now lives abroad and having had this opportunity to have met people from loads of countries, it is an incredibly useful tool to keep in touch with people.

Anyway, there is a guy at work who is a bit strange.  Can't quite put a finger on it but there is something very strange about him. He's just put up some nude shots of him from a 'fashion shoot' up on his facebook and become the butt of several jokes at work.  Its not like he is good looking either.  In fairness to him, he isn't an ugly bloke either, just an average fella.  But those pictures are just fucking strange.  Who puts nudies of yourself on your facebook when you've got workmates on it ?!

[macca888]

Honestly, if one of my mates sent a photo to me in the middle of the night, gurning like a soft twat with the immortal title "Mega Night - Lolz" or some other such stupid fucking wank underneath it, chances are they wouldn't be my mate for much longer. Everybody I like amongst my family and friends knows that much about me at least, so I don't need facebook, and to be fair, it seems to be doing ok without me.

[INABITSKI]

I don't think there are many things worse on there than daft bints changing their profile picture once, twice, sometimes three times a day, just in order to gain attention.

"Oh you look gorgeous (gawjus) in this one, you're so pretty!!"

Fuck off. All fake bullshit in the hope they say similar things back when they change their pictures too. What they really mean is "you fucking bitch, I wanted that dress now I can't have it."

I use it to read what shite mates are posting, then leave snide comments and generally have a little rant about whatever people are talking about in current events. Not really sure why so many feel the need to share every detail of their lives with people who probably couldn't give a shit.

What I do love, is those around the world showing me some great pics of places they have been and what is out there. Make it interesting or bore off.

[TepidT2O]

I don't think there are many things worse on there than daft bints changing their profile picture once, twice, sometimes three times a day, just in order to gain attention.

War, famine, disease?


I don't do Facebook, I do twitter, simple unfollow click and they're gone.

So much easier than unfriending someone

[kesey]

I don't do Facebook, I do twitter, simple unfollow click and they're gone.

So much easier than unfriending someone

Isn't that the same process.

[Pheeny]

Facebook can be a wonderful thing.

I've just got reunited to a load of my cousins that I've not seen in almost 30 years. 

[TepidT2O]

Isn't that the same process.

I guess so, but don't you get informed if you get unfriendly on Facebook?

On twitter it just happens silently.

[kesey]

On twitter it just happens silently.

Back and to the left .. back and to the left...           

[INABITSKI]

War, famine, disease?


I don't do Facebook, I do twitter, simple unfollow click and they're gone.

So much easier than unfriending someone

"I don't think there are many worse things on there"

Sorry to be a pedant.

It's easier to hide family members away on FB and pretend you still care.

[Lucas21]

The new farmville

4 Pictures, 1 Word.

Snapshot

"Anyone get this?" lol


Get a life

[quinny]

The new farmville

4 Pictures, 1 Word.

Snapshot

"Anyone get this?" lol


Get a life

Somebody put one of those up the other day. One of the pictures was of an iron. The answer, unsurprisingly, was iron.

 

[SpartanTree. No deccies or lights.]

Anyone got that Ian Brodie on theirs....something tells me he's British, proud to be British, wants to keep Britain British...oh and i think he may have a dislike for Islam

Real patriotic fella that one...

[TepidT2O]

"I don't think there are many worse things on there"

Sorry to be a pedant.

It's easier to hide family members away on FB and pretend you still care.

No... Not pedantic
A fair cop that one!
Apologies

[redgriffin73]

The new farmville

4 Pictures, 1 Word.

Snapshot

"Anyone get this?" lol


Get a life

God yes, every ten minutes I get someone posting one up asking for help.

[TheGOAT]

If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.