Topic: Dirk Kuyt

[Red Genius]

I used to respect him but now - as loveable as he is sometimes - he causes more pain than joy.
It's cruel to see him go on like this and needs to be put out of his misery.

If you cannot see this argument you do not understand LFC and what we used to stand for.

Can i take you outside and put you out of your misery?

[Phil M]

I like him but he's like a dying dog that needs to put down.

Of course every (dying) dog has his day and that was Sunday but let's not forget how he ruins car journeys (games) by farting (playing very badly)

Thanks Dirk see you around.

Ay lad, do one ya prat. 

[LS7Leo]

Can i take you outside and put you out of your misery?

I'd happily join you.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

You thought relegation would have increased our chances of survival and so that's why you cheered Liverpool defeats?

Only a tosser would do that.

Yeah I really cheered Liverpool defeats bellend.

[Tomo!]

Be nice to have a Derek thread without It getting locked by arguing.


As for the lads who don't like him, we get the message there's no need to keep baiting people.

[redbyrdz]

I like him but he's like a dying dog that needs to put down.

Of course every (dying) dog has his day and that was Sunday but let's not forget how he ruins car journeys (games) by farting (playing very badly)

Thanks Dirk see you around.

I know you're new on Rawk and your profile says you're from Italy, but do not compare our players to "dogs that need to be put down".

[JamesLS7]

I like him but he's like a dying dog that needs to put down.

Of course every (dying) dog has his day and that was Sunday but let's not forget how he ruins car journeys (games) by farting (playing very badly)

Thanks Dirk see you around.

Its funny because it is so stupid.

[Beav]

I like him but he's like a dying dog that needs to put down.

Of course every (dying) dog has his day and that was Sunday but let's not forget how he ruins car journeys (games) by farting (playing very badly)

Thanks Dirk see you around.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Either that or you really are that fucking stupid.

[Yorkykopite]

Yeah I really cheered Liverpool defeats bellend.

Not only did you want to see us beaten, you wanted to see us absolutely crushed.

[Strummer77]

If you cannot see this argument you do not understand LFC and what we used to stand for.

Or maybe... just maybe they disagree.

[himynameisntmark]

For me, Dirk Kuyt is the most infuriating player in a red shirt. Often his first touch lets him down, he plays loose passes. It seriously works me up some of the things he does wrong......then he'll go down the other end and score, and thats why i fucking love the man

[DougLFC94]

I like him but he's like a dying dog that needs to put down.

Of course every (dying) dog has his day and that was Sunday but let's not forget how he ruins car journeys (games) by farting (playing very badly)

Thanks Dirk see you around.

[Bangin Them In]

I like him but he's like a dying dog that needs to put down.

Of course every (dying) dog has his day and that was Sunday but let's not forget how he ruins car journeys (games) by farting (playing very badly)

Thanks Dirk see you around.

 

Not sure it's the dying dog that has it's day

The way car journeys, presumably all car journeys, morph into games, and your random use of the word farting is genius, then the fact you have to explain it leaves it worthless - ALL IN THE SAME SENTENCE 

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Not only did you want to see us beaten, you wanted to see us absolutely crushed.

You are a silly billy. Fancy being silly meeting me silly man?

[Endoe]

Would a description of our Dirk "As a thoroughbred Horse, that's had a great career with us, but maybe time to put him out to stud" work better?

It's a sentiment that it would seem even our manager is thinking about, considering he doesn't start every game anymore
If the interest from Inter is true, I doubt we'd/ I'd knock back a 15m bid.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

I have rescinded that Silly Billyness. You can't help being a total bellend. Have a nice day knobhead.

You are ace cos you can always improve on what you are YNWA.

[Sahara]

I think Kuyt has a good understanding with Suarez and he should be utilised more. What I love the most about him he's always positive in his approach of play, even though he's aware he's not one of the best wingers or strikers.

[CarloChiesa]

Because I disagree with his place at LFC you are saying I am not worthy of being a supporter?

Do you know how much I spent buying a ticket for the Carling Cup final.

A vast amount of Euros i'll say this to you.

[Discipline]

Can see this thread being locked if he starts today.. 

[keyo]

Is carlochiesa the new sabu pundit? If he is he needs to up his game, I mean every dog has his day but his early promise seems to have gone to waste

[Original]

Because I disagree with his place at LFC you are saying I am not worthy of being a supporter?

Do you know how much I spent buying a ticket for the Carling Cup final.

A vast amount of Euros i'll say this to you.

And i'll say this to you, "your a beaut you lad". 

[El Campeador]

Come on guys, be nice, he spent a lot of euros to get to the final.

We can only imagine what he spent on getting to the earlier rounds. Must have been a lot of, err, euros.

[Mutton Geoff]

I know it seems you are Italian and a poor writer of sarcasm, however being a good supporter is in your Head and heart and not in your wallet, money is irrelevant if you are watching your team at Wembley, in the end though your comments about Dirk were just wrong. So if you are really a red fair enough if not well you are not as good as Machiavelli,

[DutchRed]

I used to respect him but now - as loveable as he is sometimes - he causes more pain than joy.
It's cruel to see him go on like this and needs to be put out of his misery.

If you cannot see this argument you do not understand LFC and what we used to stand for.

Oh come on please. You're not supposed to be a huge admirer of any Liverpool player but the defenition of a 'supporter' is that he 'supports' the players of the team he 'supports' which any genuine Liverpool fan always do as long as he puts full effort in. So, I'm sorry, you're a disgrace to the name of the Liverpool fans and you have joined the wrong forum. No matter how much you spend on a cup final ticket. Love for a team is in a heart, not a wallet.

That aside, Dirk Kuyt has done more than enough to become an Anfield fans' favourite.

[libby_lfc]

To get this back on track, I love Dirk! First and only jersey I have so far has him on it. He's not the best player, but one of the things that stood out when I first started watching LFC was his energy. I loved that he never stopped running, gave his all, and would chase down almost every ball, even if there wasn't a hope in hell of getting it. Don't think he'll start tonight though, be nice to see him subbed on if we need him though. He seems to work better as a sub lately anyway.

[Caligula?]

Should really start today. He deserves it. Always comes up with the goods in big games, and make no mistake today's game is massive.

[JamesLS7]

Must start.



Its crazy that starters for Holland and Argentina cannot start for us on a more regular basis.

[Suarez7Carroll9]

Dont really rate him that highly but he always scores when you need him to. I dont like him starting too many games but is definitely a good option to bring off the bench when the opposition are tiring. We seen vs Cardiff, he outpaced a few players in the lead to his goal (just)! Fresh legs, great energy and pressure on the defenders, good when we're closing the game out too. However he is definitely a better partner for Suarez than Carroll, right now anyway.

[Kashinoda]

Regular first 11 for one of the best international sides in the world and people still question if he's good enough for Liverpool? Lot of crack going about.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Because I disagree with his place at LFC you are saying I am not worthy of being a supporter?

Do you know how much I spent buying a ticket for the Carling Cup final.

A vast amount of Euros i'll say this to you.

Ah Another Manc. I love the smell of Mancs in the morning.

Actually. No I don't. Smells like a pig farm. Go away pooey.

[drpepe]

Must start.



Its crazy that starters for Holland and Argentina cannot start for us on a more regular basis.

yeah that^^

but i can see that our tactics this season often mean we don't get the best of such players  (plus their age supposedly means they;re winding down their careers here).

I don't necessarily agree with it, but if that is the path chosen by the coaching team then we have to see how medium term their plan works out

[drpepe]

Dont really rate him that highly but he always scores when you need him to. I dont like him starting too many games but is definitely a good option to bring off the bench when the opposition are tiring. We seen vs Cardiff, he outpaced a few players in the lead to his goal (just)! Fresh legs, great energy and pressure on the defenders, good when we're closing the game out too. However he is definitely a better partner for Suarez than Carroll, right now anyway.

as discussed in TAW podcast this week, dirk was almost playing as a ballwinner in the middle (which was exactly what we'd been missing all game). He was excellent , to be honest

[willss]

If we had 11 players with the drive and effort of Kuyt we would be challenging for the title about now.

[Mutton Geoff]

I am not sure if I would start him he is becoming a good supersub and he had a tough game midweek, I would go with Maxi instead seeing as the Arsenal defence are a bit like carthorses at times.

[Yorkykopite]

If we had 11 players with the drive and effort of Kuyt we would be challenging for the title about now.

Kuyt's always praised for the amount of work he puts in. But does he work harder than others? Kuyt often seems stationary to me, especialy when we have the ball. I imagine Downing - just to pick someone often accused of slacking - covers far more yards per game than Kuyt. Does anyone have reliable stats on this?

[JamesLS7]

. But does he work harder than others?

Yes.

[Yorkykopite]

Yes.

Hmm. Those are impressive stats.

[JamesLS7]

Hmm. Those are impressive stats.

Sorry but I couldnt give a damn about stats. Stats say Adam covered more ground than Lucas. Are you going to claim Adam is more mobile and more energetic than Lucas ?

[Noble Nayudu]

I like him but he's like a dying dog that needs to put down.

Of course every (dying) dog has his day and that was Sunday but let's not forget how he ruins car journeys (games) by farting (playing very badly)

Thanks Dirk see you around.

Did you kill a dog, by any chance?

[Yorkykopite]

Sorry but I couldnt give a damn about stats. Stats say Adam covered more ground than Lucas. Are you going to claim Adam is more mobile and more energetic than Lucas ?

Do they? I'm surprised by that.

But Kuyt is often said to run all day like a duracell bunny etcetera. Why wouldn't statistics on 'yards covered' back this assertion up?