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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #80 on: June 13, 2024, 09:30:44 pm »
01.51 seems appropriate

You missed the decimal point out.
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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #81 on: June 24, 2024, 02:51:45 pm »
Lets have them snookered by a 147 please
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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #82 on: June 25, 2024, 10:55:13 am »
130.
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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #83 on: July 2, 2024, 05:30:56 pm »
Any more for any more? Surely all the info is out there now, can't be any last minute surprises surely?
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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #84 on: July 2, 2024, 06:15:27 pm »
Any more for any more? Surely all the info is out there now, can't be any last minute surprises surely?
I'll take 163 if it's going.

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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #85 on: July 2, 2024, 06:21:09 pm »
Any more for any more? Surely all the info is out there now, can't be any last minute surprises surely?
My guess of 13 is looking a tad optimistic now. But you never know!
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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #86 on: July 2, 2024, 08:45:10 pm »
I'm going with 74, enjoy irrelevancy  :wave

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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #87 on: July 2, 2024, 08:45:32 pm »
wish I'd said less than 100 now.
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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #88 on: July 3, 2024, 09:50:01 am »
wish I'd said less than 100 now.

I haven't put my own guess in yet, absolutely no clue where it's going to land at this point. At times I'm bullish that Sunak has comfortably run the worst election campaign in modern times and is so uniquely disliked for a Tory leader, even by his own party, that Daredevil Davey might just pip them to 2nd. Then at other times I'm swayed by reporting that Reform's bubble may have burst, that some of the Don't Knows have finally succumbed to the 'supermajority' nonsense and plumped for a gritted teeth Tory vote, and they'll rally around and hit a solid 150.

Whilst any Labour majority is to be celebrated over the alternative, I think I'll be a bit disappointed if they end up with as many seats as 1997 and managed to avoid any significant names getting embarrassed. No party should come back from the kind of damage they've inflicted on us for the past 14 years, but they're political cockroaches.
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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #89 on: July 3, 2024, 10:11:05 am »
I haven't put my own guess in yet, absolutely no clue where it's going to land at this point. At times I'm bullish that Sunak has comfortably run the worst election campaign in modern times and is so uniquely disliked for a Tory leader, even by his own party, that Daredevil Davey might just pip them to 2nd. Then at other times I'm swayed by reporting that Reform's bubble may have burst, that some of the Don't Knows have finally succumbed to the 'supermajority' nonsense and plumped for a gritted teeth Tory vote, and they'll rally around and hit a solid 150.

Whilst any Labour majority is to be celebrated over the alternative, I think I'll be a bit disappointed if they end up with as many seats as 1997 and managed to avoid any significant names getting embarrassed. No party should come back from the kind of damage they've inflicted on us for the past 14 years, but they're political cockroaches.

I don't think anyone will argue that sunak has run the worst campaign since Gerald Ratner said his jewellery was cheap shit.
And , in fairness, with the hand his team have given him he couldn't do much more. I mean obviously he's already lying about almost everything but that's got to be better than the truth for him.
The supermajority nonsense might come into play. Hopefully the labour team can turn that concept into something to aspire to and get their support to rally around that idea.

So Tories to take 130 seats.  Oh sorry not the film thread and marking madly out of 10
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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #90 on: July 3, 2024, 10:11:00 pm »
I'll have 84.

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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #91 on: July 3, 2024, 11:08:44 pm »
133

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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #92 on: July 3, 2024, 11:25:12 pm »
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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #93 on: July 4, 2024, 10:10:12 pm »
133

Could be a strong late guess if the exit poll pans out!

Either that or:

130 - Yorkykopite
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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #94 on: July 5, 2024, 10:22:07 am »
I did conk out on the sofa last night somewhere past Starmer's speech.

Still in contention from what I can see:

120 - Dr. Beaker

121 - AndyMuller
123 - andy07
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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #95 on: July 5, 2024, 10:58:42 am »
Battle of the Andys.

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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #96 on: July 5, 2024, 11:46:32 am »
Missed this thread.

Tories still on 121.
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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #97 on: July 5, 2024, 05:45:09 pm »
Missed this thread.

Tories still on 121.

One seat left to declare but it's apparently between Libs & SNP so having had an afternoon nap to shrug off the effects of the all-nighter, I can happily now declare AndyMuller the victor and officially appoint them the Angela Rayner to Jiminy's Starmer in the 'Stop RAWK Autocorrecting Faraɡe' Party. Your ginger wig is in the post.
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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #98 on: July 5, 2024, 08:20:35 pm »
Delighted to be so far off.

Honestly thought the twats would do better.

Get to fuck you useless corrupt twats.

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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #99 on: July 5, 2024, 08:27:26 pm »
One seat left to declare but it's apparently between Libs & SNP so having had an afternoon nap to shrug off the effects of the all-nighter, I can happily now declare AndyMuller the victor and officially appoint them the Angela Rayner to Jiminy's Starmer in the 'Stop RAWK Autocorrecting Faraɡe' Party. Your ginger wig is in the post.
My bet on '13' was near the worst guess in sweepstakes. I clearly have no idea what I am doing.

AndyMuller can take over the 'Stop RAWK Autocorrecting Faraɡe' Party. Good luck Andy.
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Re: Roll up, Roll up, the Tory Seat Sweepstake is live. Place your bet!
« Reply #100 on: July 5, 2024, 10:13:49 pm »
Battle of the Andys.

Congratulations, a true winner.  Time to accept defeat on this one😀
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