Topic: Famous People That You Take an Irrational Dislike To

[Maggie May]

With you both on Hollywood, the fact that the occasional woman in her 60s gets moist looking at you does not change the fact that you're a fat bloke with grey hair who makes cakes. It's ok, now he's on channel 4 he will have disappeared completely from public consciousness within 3 years and will be begging Lidl to take his range of fig rolls off his hands

Excellent.      Please let it be so.   

[Crosby Nick]

With you both on Hollywood, the fact that the occasional woman in her 60s gets moist looking at you does not change the fact that you're a fat bloke with grey hair who makes cakes. It's ok, now he's on channel 4 he will have disappeared completely from public consciousness within 3 years and will be begging Lidl to take his range of fig rolls off his hands

Apt use of the word moist. I bet the women who fancy him are very kneady as well.

[hooded claw]

Apt use of the word moist. I bet the women who fancy him are very kneady as well.

Excellent work, sir.

[Wigwamdelbert]

Apt use of the word moist. I bet the women who fancy him are very kneady as well.

dey do dough, don't dey dough?

[Pistolero]

It's his accent I can't stand...but I think he's pudding it on

[Nitramdorf]

With you both on Hollywood, the fact that the occasional woman in her 60s gets moist looking at you does not change the fact that you're a fat bloke with grey hair who makes cakes. It's ok, now he's on channel 4 he will have disappeared completely from public consciousness within 3 years and will be begging Lidl to take his range of fig rolls off his hands

Crumbs

[Ziltoid]

With you both on Hollywood, the fact that the occasional woman in her 60s gets moist looking at you does not change the fact that you're a fat bloke with grey hair who makes cakes. It's ok, now he's on channel 4 he will have disappeared completely from public consciousness within 3 years and will be begging Lidl to take his range of fig rolls off his hands

[Buck Pete]

oooh Flora ^^^

[Rysoph76]

Not sure if he counts as famous (and I am biased against poetry in general) but that Mike Garry bloke is winding me right up with his fucking armbands adverts for Nationwide on the tv and radio. Absolutely cannot fucking bear it or his face or voice

[Billy The Kid]

That Keith Lemon bloke from Celebrity Juice gets on my nerves quite a bit. I know it's all a gimmick, and he's just playing a character, but I still find him unbearably annoying 

Remember that scene from Trainspotting? Where Begbie chucks the pint glass over the railing, walks down the stairs, and nails the fat bloke with one of the greatest kicks to the bollox ever captured on film?

That's sort of that I'd love to do to Keith Lemon

[smarties]

This might have been done before but thought i'd give it a go as i'm hungover and tired at work.

Not talking about the Donald Trumps and George Osbournes of the world but the more random people who you just can't bear.

Lewis Hamilton Just everything about him. If I was in a burning building and he saved me, I would still hold the same opinion of him.

Lily Allen Cretin

Great post but yea, Hamilton lol. No one can understand my hate for him but he just makes my skin crawl lmao

[BlackandWhitePaul]

That Keith Lemon bloke from Celebrity Juice gets on my nerves quite a bit. I know it's all a gimmick, and he's just playing a character, but I still find him unbearably annoying 

Remember that scene from Trainspotting? Where Begbie chucks the pint glass over the railing, walks down the stairs, and nails the fat bloke with one of the greatest kicks to the bollox ever captured on film?

That's sort of that I'd love to do to Keith Lemon

I hate everything about him.  He is the most un funny c*nt in the world.

[Kwaideng]

I hate everything about him.  He is the most un funny c*nt in the world.

Has to be Johnny Vegas for that title mate.
22 carat wool c*nt .

[BlackandWhitePaul]

Has to be Johnny Vegas for that title mate.
22 carat wool c*nt .

Ohh, he slipped my mind.

Aye for sure, he's another one I'd like to strangle to death.

[Branno]

I hate nobody since she died....weirdly I wish she was still alive....suffering...just everything about her and what she stood for and did....utter utter thunder c*nt...guess who?

[JLStretton]

I hate nobody since she died....weirdly I wish she was still alive....suffering...just everything about her and what she stood for and did....utter utter thunder c*nt...guess who?

ding dong?

[Branno]

Got it in one

[Nitramdorf]

Rachel Riley 

 has 2.2 maths degree from Oxford but has a job showing her arse and tits on Countdown.

From Essex but  Manc loving bimbo.

Have got the odd twitch of excitement when spotting her in a tight dress but then the voice and the sheer Manc-ness stifles the moment...thank fuck.

Up until last night she was my favourite girl on the telly. But just watched Cats does Countdown and she was gushing over fungus face and how her and her dad sat next to him at some crap  thing and it was the best day of her life apparently.
My fondness for her came to an abrupt halt. I felt a little ill.

[Billy The Kid]

I'd love to bend Rachel Riley over my knee, sing "we won it 5 times", and use her arse as bongo drums.

[Crosby Nick]

I'd love to bend Rachel Riley over my knee, sing "we won it 5 times", and use her arse as bongo drums.

[rob1966]

Up until last night she was my favourite girl on the telly. But just watched Cats does Countdown and she was gushing over fungus face and how her and her dad sat next to him at some crap  thing and it was the best day of her life apparently.
My fondness for her came to an abrupt halt. I felt a little ill.

Her Dad is from Salford, so understandable she is a Manc.

Anyway I can't be prejudiced, I did marry a Manc and have kids with her, so things like that don't put me off still thinking she's fit as fuck. (as an aside, our youngest was born in Hope Hospital as they closed the maternity at Trafford General, she hates it when he says he's from Salford).

I'd love to bend Rachel Riley over my knee, sing "we won it 5 times", and use her arse as bongo drums.

 

[CrasherKid79]

Patrick Kielty.

Smug, unfunny prick.

He's also married to Cat Dealy, so he's a jammy, smug, unfunny prick.

[Nitramdorf]

Her Dad is from Salford, so understandable she is a Manc.

Anyway I can't be prejudiced, I did marry a Manc and have kids with her, so things like that don't put me off still thinking she's fit as fuck. (as an aside, our youngest was born in Hope Hospital as they closed the maternity at Trafford General, she hates it when he says he's from Salford).

It was only a moment's aberration, for a second she went from perfect to not perfect. I have now let her off and think she should go down in history alongside Helen of Troy. 

[dalarr]

Will Smith. Always "nice" to reporters and comes across as a smug, self loving twat. Good actor and has made some decent songs, though.
His son is shite too.

[rob1966]

It was only a moment's aberration, for a second she went from perfect to not perfect. I have now let her off and think she should go down in history alongside Helen of Troy. 

They used to repeat countdown at about half 4 on a Saturday morning, I used to get up for work just after 4, so I'd watch it for a bit - the sight of the gorgeous Miss Riley used to wake me up.

[Tesco tearaway]

Nick Grey... Inventor.
His list of inventions include...
The bike.
The vacuum cleaner.
The lawnmower.
The hedge trimmer.
The man's a genius; where would we be without him?

[rob1966]

Nick Grey... Inventor.
His list of inventions include...
The bike.
The vacuum cleaner.
The lawnmower.
The hedge trimmer.
The man's a genius; where would we be without him?

We'd all be unfit, struggling through gardens with waist high grass, to get to our dirty homes with no view of the sun due to rampant hedges.

[cloggypop]

Noel Edmonds managed to get himself another tv game show. The weird scrotum-looking mystical numbers-spouting talentless Brexiteering twat. 
Swap Shop was shite too. Plus he got a guy killed on one of his shows.

If cosmic ordering actually worked, Noel Edmonds wouldn't exist.

[Tesco tearaway]

We'd all be unfit, struggling through gardens with waist high grass, to get to our dirty homes with no view of the sun due to rampant hedges.

[So… Howard Philips]

I just see Terry Yorath's  balding blonde barnet and feel fucking sick. Has he topped himself yet?

Bit harsh.

[Hazell]

I'd love to bend Rachel Riley over my knee, sing "we won it 5 times", and use her arse as bongo drums.

Bloody hell

[Barneylfc∗]

Rachel Riley 

 has 2.2 maths degree from Oxford but has a job showing her arse and tits on Countdown.

From Essex but  Manc loving bimbo.

Have got the odd twitch of excitement when spotting her in a tight dress but then the voice and the sheer Manc-ness stifles the moment...thank fuck.

 

[Crosby Nick]

No 2:1 no party Barnabus.

[hixxstar]

I'd love to bend Rachel Riley over my knee, sing "we won it 5 times", and use her arse as bongo drums.
As i tell her 'You forgot your panties'... very coy she say's.. 'I know'.. 

Nick Grey.. Inventor (worth 95 mill) 
Jordan aka Katie price (author, Singer, complete tw@)
Any 2 bit 'celeb'.. famous for.. erm.. erm.. 
Piers Moron
any kardashians
oh, and Jeremy kyle... little prick 

[Pistolero]

Guy (me and fuckin band Elbow) Garvey...self aggrandising, humourless fat Manc prick

[BlackandWhitePaul]

I would imagine having sex with Katie Price would be like throwing a sausage up Oxford Street     

[So… Howard Philips]

I would imagine having sex with Katie Price would be like throwing a sausage up Oxford Street     

Surely throwing up a sausage?

[slotmachine]

Richard Keys the hairy fucking nonce

[MrGrumpy]

I dislike U2, all of the c*nts.

I now listen to Radio 3 and Classic FM as this is the only way I will avoid ever hearing them.

[Ziltoid]

Anyone heard U2's new single. All out classical piece in the Stravinsky style. Tipped to be number 1 in the classical charts. Classic FM to play it first tomorrow, can see it being a staple on their station.