Underrate Manchester United at your peril. They're a powerhouse, a structural feature of European football, and they've made some very wise transfers already (Lindeloff, Kasparov and Tusk or whoever) — and the transfer windo has only been open for 48 hours they are srtong. Yes, they came sixth last season... but Mourinho, lest we forget, famously takes a season to bed in: he's shaped his team and this season will be able to bend matter itself to his will, he is a football demiurge, mighty and strong. They are football aristocracy and as rich as the federeal reserve bank of the fucing moon. any player in the known cosmos will chop off their BOLLOCLS to plauy for manchester united, they wull run over broken glasses and the splintered fucking skuls of their childre to playb for the MIGHTY REDS of MANCHSTER UNTID , NOW PROSTRATE YOURSEVELSE BFORE THEM, BOW, GIVE THEM PRAISES AND YOUR OBEDIENCE THEN FUCKIG MANCHESTER UNITE DF MANCHESTER SPRAYING $100,0000,,00000000000000 POUNDS OR FUCKING EUROS FROM EVERY ORFICE AON PLAYERS RESURRECTING PELE MARADONA AND THE GHOST OF GARRINCHA TO WIN EVEYTHING MANCHESTER UNITE