Topic: condoms

[kavah's christmas Cava palava]

Johnnys are for wimps

as long you have a vial of gypsy tears your as safe as houses.

[Marcus6]

With a stranger I met on a night out, hell yes.

WIth my girlfriend, or someone I can trust, hell no.

Feels MUCH better without. Jumping in a puddle isn't the same if you're wearing wellies.

[J££RARD]

I think its not fair for a woman to take pills, its some kind of commitment i think.. So I always have condoms packed in my wallet.
I would reccommend benetton condom, the package is colourful, cute ( not saying that it encourage me to use more and more tho) and as thin as u wont feel the rubber.

Too bad there's no shop here in Thailand sell it so I have to ask my mate to stock for me whenever he/she goes to Japan.
 

http://www.benetton.com/html/en/lifestyle/accessories/condoms/01.shtml

[Something Else]

I think its not fair for a woman to take pills, its some kind of commitment i think.. So I always have condoms packed in my wallet.
I would reccommend benetton condom, the package is colourful, cute ( not saying that it encourage me to use more and more tho) and as thin as u wont feel the rubber.

Too bad there's no shop here in Thailand sell it so I have to ask my mate to stock for me whenever he/she goes to Japan.
 

http://www.benetton.com/html/en/lifestyle/accessories/condoms/01.shtml

so you get your condoms off a heshe from Japan?

[Marcus6]

I would reccommend benetton condom, the package is colourful, cute

I'm fairly sure that when buying protection, a colurful package should be quite low on the checklist

[Valore]

I'm fairly sure that when buying protection, a colurful package should be quite low on the checklist

Apparently Marcus, you are unfamiliar with the convenience of having a glow in the dark member

[Something Else]

Apparently Marcus, you are unfamiliar with the convenience of having a glow in the dark member

a yes, glow in the dark condoms, allows every lad to do star wars impressions while shouting "I am your father" before the dreaded dead

[J££RARD]

so you get your condoms off a heshe from Japan?

sometimes male friend and sometimes female friend

[Something Else]

sometimes male friend and sometimes female friend

ah so it depends what mood they are in

the whole you be the girl tonight....

[Valore]

a yes, glow in the dark condoms, allows every lad to do star wars impressions while shouting "I am your father" before the dreaded dead

Which, SE, if you think about it, would be just about one of the most inappropriate and mood spoiling things you could ever say

[Marcus6]

a yes, glow in the dark condoms, allows every lad to do star wars impressions while shouting "I am your father" before the dreaded dead

[Lottie]

before the dreaded dead

Well, mate, whatever you're into!

[J££RARD]

I'm fairly sure that when buying protection, a colurful package should be quite low on the checklist

well the colourful condoms are packed in the box so u wont see it til u use it.
And as its Benetton, u can always have an excuse of being so colourful

[J££RARD]

ah so it depends what mood they are in

the whole you be the girl tonight....

like one day u will find out im not female

[J££RARD]

Which, SE, if you think about it, would be just about one of the most inappropriate and mood spoiling things you could ever say

why are u still here

[Marcus6]

well the colourful condoms are packed in the box so u wont see it til u use it.
And as its Benetton, u can always have an excuse of being so colourful

colour hardly matters, it all ends up white and creamy when they're done with

[Ken-Obi]

So no practitioners of natural birth control then?

[Valore]

why are u still here

I'm still at work! I have to make sure everyone goes home first

Besides, I live like 2 minutes from my office anyhow. Allows me to wake up 15 minutes before work starts

[J££RARD]

colour hardly matters, it all ends up white and creamy when they're done with

men.

[gerrardspetal]

http://www.condoms.co.uk/acatalog/Special_Offers.html



lots of different ones on here

and for the erm.. bigger man
http://www.condoms.co.uk/acatalog/Big_Man_Packs.html

[TonyTheRed]

Here's a deal for y'all:  Enjoy

http://www.hotukdeals.com/search?action=search&keywords=condoms&x=23&y=7

[TonyTheRed]

like one day u will find out im not female

   

[Marcus6]

men.

yes??

[J££RARD]

This one is also good with black and white package

[gerrardspetal]

Johnnys are for wimps

[J££RARD]

Apparently Marcus, you are unfamiliar with the convenience of having a glow in the dark member

i can give you a sample

[Marcus6]

I can't believe anyone in the world buys condoms because the box you buy them in looks nice

[TheRedBull]

For anyone who is in USA, I proudly present you Kimono MicroThin condom... 100% satisfaction guaranteed. I hate to use condom as I have problem having orgasm when using one but this one is certainly good.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Kimono-Condom-MicroThin-w-Aqua-Lube-Qty-36-Condoms_W0QQitemZ220212486745QQihZ012QQcategoryZ36435QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[J££RARD]

I can't believe anyone in the world buys condoms because the box you buy them in looks nice

its a  girl thing maybe.

[TonyTheRed]

I like the box to look nice 

[Marcus6]

I like the box to look nice 

Was waiting for that

[rotistgeil]

I can see that this has turned into a flirting session Use a condom if it's a date, don't if she is your mate*

*(long term mate and you're secure in the knowledge that both are clean)

[mikek1984]

haha condoms
a thorn in my side

[BristolRed]

a yes, glow in the dark condoms, allows every lad to do star wars impressions while shouting "I am your father" before the dreaded dead

  I just spat water all over my keyboard after reading that.
I've done that including that line!! - Am I a bad person?

[Joff]

but a couple of mates have never used them (ironically both now have unwanted pregnancies)

Deffo not irony there.

You are Alanis Morrisette, and I claim my £5.

[Kyle Soprano]

Its better without but its got to be done cant be arsed with kids at 19

[kesey]

Been a burning issue now after

Best go the doctors fella.

[Woodbury]

a couple of mates have never used them (ironically both now have unwanted pregnancies)

Nothing ironic about that!

[Djibriliant]

After reading this thread, I put the tv on and the first thing that came on was a condom advert, 'You can practise putting your gloves on'

[Something Else]

After reading this thread, I put the tv on and the first thing that came on was a condom advert, 'You can practise putting your gloves on'

its a decent advert that, not that it will make a difference to some.

I think we should bring the shock adverts back, like they had for smoking for a while, I guess they went as the government need the tax so dont want smokers to stop.

Back on Condoms, there should be a shock factor thing about it, there is no way they are ever going to be cool or sexy so scare the shit out of people into using them.

I remember a story involving a certain Everton player at the time who no longer plays for them but still plays in the prem, getting caught doing 60 in a 50, when he was stopped he had a condom over two of his fingers and a naked girl in his passenger seat.....

maybe they need to make the directions more clear