Topic: Everton - The 777 Unflushables

[Tobelius]

On blues, The Esk is quite unwell at the moment. So I wish him well

My best wishes to him and hope he feels better soon.

[LuverlyRita]

Sad to hear. He always sounded like the one adult in the room on those Everton spaces as well as a good fella. Wishing him well.

The penny dropped quite early with him re. the perilous state of their finances and governance and he's put in a lot of effort in an attempt to hold the Everton hierarchy to account. Hope he gets well soon.

[So… Howard Philips]

May only be three goals, but one of them was against Porto, who have New Balance kits, and we used to have New Balance kits, which means he actually scored against us and that's all that matters.

And Porto have won the Champions League so they have a claim on that as well.

[FiSh77]

Looks like his mam is telling him she's sorry for making him "born."

Nah, he's kicking off cos his dad won't lob him at an opposition player and she's telling him he's too big now and will have his dad's back out if he tries launching him

[So… Howard Philips]

Any takers for a TW T shirt? And I’m sure there’s a letter missing there.
https://toffeeweb.bigcartel.com/

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Nice, new thread, still completely and utterly shit.

[rob1966]

Where's the Arteta money Bill?

[Terry de Niro]

Nah, he's kicking off cos his dad won't lob him at an opposition player and she's telling him he's too big now and will have his dad's back out if he tries launching him

[12C]

The Untouchables, they need a 70s detective style intro like below (they have a theme tune already although yackety sax suits better)


Intro (Bluey)


<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/Q4-Y1wobh6I" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/Q4-Y1wobh6I</a>

Lucky Grills played Bluey.
Legendary continuity gaffes

[12C]

They've got their man!  I'm sure it was worth the wait for every Evertonian to land the player they've all been talking about... erm... Youssef Chermiti
3 goals in 21 appearances in Portugal last season.

Heard it from a blue…
The only reason they are signing him is because he is playing against them at the weekend, and Kenwright and Moshiri don’t have to pay his airfare.

[12C]

Any takers for a TW T shirt? And I’m sure there’s a letter missing there.
https://toffeeweb.bigcartel.com/

The bird is blue 🤣🤣🤣
America’s team. Born not manufactured

[rafathegaffa83]

Seconded. He comes across as an honest bloke who supports his team.

Indeed. Hope he recovers soon

[TALBERT]

Got to be favourites to go down as their transfer business alone so far this season screams HELP WE’RE FUCKED…

In

38 Year old Ashley Young (one year deal with option to pay until he’s practically 40)

Arnaut Danjuma - on loan

Out

Moise Kean (Finally) Good profit though bought for £27m sold for £32m + £7m loan fees

Yerry Mina - Played for Barcelona

Captain Tom Davies - Will sign for a Championship club

Andros Townsend

Ellis Simms - £8 million - so much for being the future…

Asmir Begovic - Lonergon obviously on less money…


Their transfer business the past couple of seasons isn’t great… Practically making profit every season now

This season (so far) £45,300,000 profit
Last season - £64,000,000 profit
Season before - £3,000,000 profit - not factoring Delli Ali’s games played fee
Season before - £55,000,000 spent

Such a poorly run club

[Bennett]

£8m for Simms seems like good business. One of the biggest cloggers I've seen on a football pitch.

[[new username under construction]]

But they are getting in the hottest prospect in world fooootboll......injured 8 months and scored 3

[RedBec1993]

Any takers for a TW T shirt? And I’m sure there’s a letter missing there.
https://toffeeweb.bigcartel.com/

Stupid c*nts.

[Skeeve]

Two stone cold classics. Always loved the Europa League one, wonder whatever became of that young man because it looks like the early years of watching Everton have given him serious anger issues.

The sheer variety in the first one tops the despair of the second for me, there's been some great ones over the year though besides these two, but right now the holy trinity has to be those two plus the origi goal.

[Ghost Town]

The Bolasie corner has to be up there as well

[Skeeve]

Yeah, the baffling level of smug delight he displayed for actually winning a corner was astounding, you'd call it swaggoh if it had been a manc side.

[glewis93]

Looking at their squad I can genuinely see no redeeming features. They're in trouble again this season.

[A Red Abroad]

Looking at their squad I can genuinely see no redeeming features. They're in trouble again this season.

[disgraced cake]

The sheer variety in the first one tops the despair of the second for me, there's been some great ones over the year though besides these two, but right now the holy trinity has to be those two plus the origi goal.

Has anyone got the Lyon/kid throwing incident one? That one was out of this world, proper Everton behaviour.

[gerrardisgod]

Demarai Gray getting sold now too.

Skint.

[Red Beret]

No Status, No Optimism.

[Son of Spion]

On blues, The Esk is quite unwell at the moment. So I wish him well

Nothing too serious, I hope.

Best wishes to him. Hope he makes a full recovery.

[Son of Spion]

The sheer variety in the first one tops the despair of the second for me, there's been some great ones over the year though besides these two, but right now the holy trinity has to be those two plus the origi goal.

That first gif is superb. There's just so much in there. It's like a masterpiece painting where you spot something new everytime you see it. Pure Everton.

[Nobby Reserve]

They've got their man!  I'm sure it was worth the wait for every Evertonian to land the player they've all been talking about... erm... Youssef Chermiti
3 goals in 21 appearances in Portugal last season.

Chermiti, you're so shite
You're so shite you blast it wide
Chermiti!
Chermiti!

[swoopy]

Demarai Gray getting sold now too.

Skint.

Literally their only half decent player.

[MrGrumpy]

Demarai Gray getting sold now too.

Skint.

Surely the Dog & Duck second 11 don’t need any more forwards?

[newterp]

Crazy part here - wasn't "Worrying Times" originally The Esk's catch phrase for our "woes"? 

[Terry de Niro]

Crazy part here - wasn't "Worrying Times" originally The Esk's catch phrase for our "woes"? 

I'm sure it was.

[Son of Spion]

I'm sure it was.

Wasn't he also famous for his caveats?

[12C]

Crazy part here - wasn't "Worrying Times" originally The Esk's catch phrase for our "woes"?

Wasn’t it Catcher who used it?

[only6times]

https://youtu.be/YYRWLTjrAzA

Bill the Red

[Charlie Adams fried egg]

Wasn’t it Catcher who used it?

Think it was him. To be fair the esk is pretty sensible and has had a grip on the financial situation.for a long time. He was drummed out of grand old team for being too realistic, as well as getting a few transfer rumours wrong…

[[new username under construction]]

On the Easter Island monstrosity

"He is miles better than anything we have, its not even close.

You have been sucked in by the Man UNited social media cry-babies.

He is a cracking defender."

[Kopenhagen]

They're in serious trouble this year. Can see it being the one (finally).

[Gili Gulu]

No Status, No Optimism.

I've always thought their motto should be the Latin translation of "if it hadn't have been for..."

[scalatore]

I'd previously said I thought they might have a season that papers over the cracks and has them in that safe 12-14th place. Looking at their squad, I can't see it. Absolute shite. This could well be the year they go down.

[Son of Spion]

On the Easter Island monstrosity

"He is miles better than anything we have, its not even close.

You have been sucked in by the Man UNited social media cry-babies.

He is a cracking defender."

I thought you were joking until I saw a link pop up on my phone saying the shite are in for Slabby.

Please let it happen. Container ships have a smaller turning circle than him.