Topic: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition

[Charlie Adams fried egg]

I don’t know how many posts I can quote in one go, but I agree with all of them on this page, to be fair, probably the whole thread. I just feel like I’ve got fuck all in common with the transfer junkies and I include supporting the reds in that, because I just don’t think some are in it for the same reasons as me.

You instinctively know when somethings wrong, H&G, Hodgson etc. But until the governance of football is sorted, how can anyone know, or define the right ownership model to compete with unlimited funds. Because what none ever properly define is exactly how much is enough when they demand the owners spend a bit more.

That’s not to say they’ve done everything right, they clearly haven’t, but if people think there’s a fan/ businessman that would try and outspend an oil state, then they’re incredibly naive. Some of the examples such as “ well villa or wolves spend more” are just the arguments of the playground

I’d either ban them or charge them to post, it’s beyond a joke and it’s killing the site.

[afc tukrish]

I know I've played a big role in the shitness of the Transfer forum/thread over the years but even I'm getting pissed off now. 

Pigs just flew by the window...

[Ghost Town]

Pigs just flew by the window...

Were they towing an FSG OUT! banner?

[Red Beret]

The mods should get together and raid the transfer thread like it's a drugs den. Have them all bundled into unmarked vans, never to be seen again.


On a more serious note, there's definitely a number of lurkers and sleeper agents who registered before the site was closed, waiting for the right time. I'm not saying it was planned, but they definitely feel emboldened to view unsavoury opinions about the future direction of the club. I fear some established members act as unwitting enablers.

I just want to enjoy the footie, the signings, take the defeats on the chin and move on etc. Not this endless, pointless spiral of debate on what we should be doing, the players we don't have, the money we are not spending.

This constant focus on the negative is energy sapping.

[reddebs]

Sure Claire posted the other day that it hasn’t been open for months

That's what I thought but one of the negative whoppers yesterday who had very few posts signed up 6 days ago and yes I am that sad that I checked their profile 🤦

[reddebs]

Thing is Debs, and I don't wanna be a grass, but it ain't just new posters. Some very long time posters are just as bad, if not worse.

And then you have the 'enablers'; the ones that might not post fuckwittery themselves but who barge in anytime one of us tries to counter the whoppery, with their wannabe barrack room lawyer snivelling. And also those who insist that the whoppers be "allowed" to whinge like fucking crybabies all they want. Allowed? As if anyone is stopping them.

I know it's not all newbies mate and those regulars have always been negative, I sometimes think they'd rather have a coronary than post something positive.

They all love an "I'm allowed an opinion" bollocks but nobody else is too.

Anyway I hope Endo has an absolute stormer of a season and they're all made to eat shit 👍

[Son of Spion]

Anyway I hope Endo has an absolute stormer of a season and they're all made to eat shit 👍

If he doesn't it will be the Endo the world as we know it on here.

[Claire.]

That's what I thought but one of the negative whoppers yesterday who had very few posts signed up 6 days ago and yes I am that sad that I checked their profile 🤦

Registration is closed - either they signed up in January but didn't activate before I closed it or someone has signed them up, probably the former.

[reddebs]

If he doesn't it will be the Endo the world as we know it on here.

I think many dozens of transfer addicts are already at the ends of their world mate.

In many other aspects of life I'd empathise with them but transfers........sorry I just can't or don't feel it.

Do any of them have jobs, partners, family?  I'd be gobsmacked how they function in everyday life the way they behave.  It's way beyond venting!

[reddebs]

Registration is closed - either they signed up in January but didn't activate before I closed it or someone has signed them up, probably the former.

Ah ok, thanks Claire 👍

[sheepfest]

Anyway I hope Endo has an absolute stormer of a season and they're all made to eat shit 👍

This has a feeling of a new Milner cult hero signing, a workhorse that Klopp loves. But as he is not a shiny new expensive toy its tantrum time for many.

Just wondering if he will be on the bench Saturday if it goes through.

[Buck Pete]

If I see the word "shambles" one more time in that transfer forum

Seriously, mods should fuck anyone off using that term.

The sad thing is, hidden amongst all the whining and FSG bashing, there are some really nice insights into targeted players.  It can also be a laugh too.

But the "shambles" brigade bring it down to the miserable levels that other clubs fans must read and laugh their tits off.

And yeah, hope Endo-San has a worldie on Saturday. 

[reddebs]

Apparently we've been seriously put in our place by Chelsea so need to go out and spend big to show we're still one of the big boys!!

When did spending the most rather than winning the most define who you are 🤷

[Red Beret]

Anyway I hope Endo has an absolute stormer of a season and they're all made to eat shit 👍

to be honest, that's usually how it goes, but they never admit they were full of bs. They all focus on what a player isn't rather than what he is.

If I see the word "shambles" one more time in that transfer forum

Seriously, mods should fuck anyone off using that term.

Should be an auto correct to "I am a shambles" or something.

[Red Beret]

Apparently we've been seriously put in our place by Chelsea so need to go out and spend big to show we're still one of the big boys!!

When did spending the most rather than winning the most define who you are 🤷

Ironically, that's exactly what Chelsea did right after we signed Alisson.

The transfer window is now naught but a dick waving contest.

[rob1966]

Ironically, that's exactly what Chelsea did right after we signed Alisson.

The transfer window is now naught but a dick waving contest.

That signing did give us a lot fo laughs

[sheepfest]

That signing did give us a lot fo laughs

Ha ha bringing him on to shoot for the moon.

Cracking day out and I'm somewhere in the middle of that chaos.

[Red Beret]

He GIFted us some memorable moments, absolutely. 

[rob1966]

Had a little skim of One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, fuck me, they really are nutters. It's like this Endo fella is the only signing in midfield, as if MacAllister and Szoboszlai never happened. With losing Hendo, Milly and Fab, we needed to get an experienced head in there.

[Buck Pete]

There's one regular bloke in that transfer thread who everyone is fully aware of.   I swear if he gobbed off like that in a pub he would be getting leveled out every single night

Absolute gobshite of the highest proportions.

[Claire.]

Who's that?

I skim read that thread so don't pay attention to who's posted what, I'm only looking for abuse/FSG.

[Barneylfc∗]

Who's that?

I skim read that thread so don't pay attention to who's posted what, I'm only looking for abuse/FSG.

I thought it was Samie or Peter, but I don't think either have posted this morning so must be someone else 

[Claire.]

Both likely candidates tbf, some right miserable c*nts knocking about in there today.

Can't they just let other people be excited.

[SamLad]

mods should rename it the Obnoxious Gobshites Whinging About Transfers Thread - Sane People Not Allowed

[Crosby Nick]

OGWATT-SPNA

I like it.

[Samie]

I may be a dickhead but I'm no c*nt Claire. 

I get only well with Pete, he wouldn't call me be a gobshite  either yer purple dinosaur. 

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

OGWATT-SPNA

I like it.

D.I.C.K.S.G.O

They are
Where the
They are D, Delirious
They are I, Fucking  Idiots
They are C, Car Horn Honking Clowns
They are K, Killjoys
They are S, Silly Bastards
They are G, grown men crying like children
They are O, Oh fuck off you soft twats

D.I.C.K.S.G.O

WHERE THE

THEY ARE

D, ……

[Red Beret]

One good thing about the thread is that I can post any reply and don't have to be arsed how some one responds to it. 

[Buck Pete]

I thought it was Samie or Peter, but I don't think either have posted this morning so must be someone else 

Samie is sound

Peter is ok too. He reminds me of an Andy@Allerton reboot.

[Samie]

Thank you Pete, the purple dinosaur tried to besmirch my good name. 

[JP!]

Got to love the wannabe sporting director in there too, spouting stats like fuck as though he's Monchi or something.  I appreciate stats have a place in the modern game and helped us get where we were but for fucks sake can someone play a game for us before we start pontificating on whether it's a good signing?

[Buck Pete]

Got to love the wannabe sporting director in there too, spouting stats like fuck as though he's Monchi or something.  I appreciate stats have a place in the modern game and helped us get where we were but for fucks sake can someone play a game for us before we start pontificating on whether it's a good signing?

haha yeah, I think I know who that is.

I genuinely don't belive either of them go to a game. You can just tell. 

[jillcwhomever]

I went in there in the morning and haven't been there since! Just constant nonsense any good post is straight away hidden away with everyone kicking off.

[Terry de Niro]

I went in there in the morning and haven't been there since! Just constant nonsense any good post is straight away hidden away with everyone kicking off.

I don't get how any sane person can camp in there for hours following and joining in on absolute speculation shite, most of the time.

[jillcwhomever]

I don't get how any sane person can camp in there for hours following and joining in on absolute speculation shite, most of the time.

It is a weird thing isn't it? Especially on a beautiful day like this get out and about.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

The stats guys make me laugh. You just know they cant enjoy a game until theyve been home to check the stats radars/ Hollands Pie Charts. Can just imagine them in the pub with just normal match going reds

Fan 1 'Good game that eh?'
Stats Virgin 'DO NOT COMPUTE. INSUFFICIENT DATA. BE BAR BOOP....ERROR ERROR...DESTROY ALL WOMEN....PARP....MALFUNCTION ....DEYERRRRRP'

They arnt half pompous fuckers an all. Youd think theyd amassed all this fucking data themselves the dickheads. Haha you see us go after someone and they get upset at the fact the clubs doing something they dont agree with LOLZ

Its like they know better than these apparent soft twat LFC data scientists that John Henry pays millions of pounds to control all our scouting / analytics etc from a Lab but these dipsticks whip out their Amiga 500 and know better

All cos they saw a picture of a fucking Sponge cake with percentages on

[SamLad]

The stats guys make me laugh. You just know they cant enjoy a game until theyve been home to check the stats radars/ Hollands Pie Charts. Can just imagine them in the pub with just normal match going reds

Fan 1 'Good game that eh?'
Stats Virgin 'DO NOT COMPUTE. INSUFFICIENT DATA. BE BAR BOOP....ERROR ERROR...DESTROY ALL WOMEN....PARP....MALFUNCTION ....DEYERRRRRP'

They arnt half pompous fuckers an all. Youd think theyd amassed all this fucking data themselves the dickheads. Haha you see us go after someone and they get upset at the fact the clubs doing something they dont agree with LOLZ

Its like they know better than these apparent soft twat LFC data scientists that John Henry pays millions of pounds to control all our scouting / analytics etc from a Lab but these dipsticks whip out their Amiga 500 and know better

All cos they saw a picture of a fucking Sponge cake with percentages on

more like the Little Britain woman - someone says "Wow Messi is amazing isn't he" and she clicks the keyboard "Computer says No".

[tubby]

I mean, it's just a more advanced version of goals and assists.  And people like discussing that sort of thing, I can't understand why it's so offensive to some.

[Buck Pete]

All cos they saw a picture of a fucking Sponge cake with percentages on

[Charlie Adams fried egg]

The stats guys make me laugh. You just know they cant enjoy a game until theyve been home to check the stats radars/ Hollands Pie Charts. Can just imagine them in the pub with just normal match going reds

Fan 1 'Good game that eh?'
Stats Virgin 'DO NOT COMPUTE. INSUFFICIENT DATA. BE BAR BOOP....ERROR ERROR...DESTROY ALL WOMEN....PARP....MALFUNCTION ....DEYERRRRRP'

They arnt half pompous fuckers an all. Youd think theyd amassed all this fucking data themselves the dickheads. Haha you see us go after someone and they get upset at the fact the clubs doing something they dont agree with LOLZ

Its like they know better than these apparent soft twat LFC data scientists that John Henry pays millions of pounds to control all our scouting / analytics etc from a Lab but these dipsticks whip out their Amiga 500 and know better

All cos they saw a picture of a fucking Sponge cake with percentages on

Can’t beat a Holland pie chart. I like meat and potato but the charts a lot smaller than it used to be. Still a lot more insightful than the tedious know alls in there.