Topic: Everton - The 777 Unflushables

[thaddeus]

They should be thankful for getting their points deduction. The only good run of form they've had all season came off the back of it. More than offset what they ended up getting taken off.

Outside of that purple patch they've now picked up 9 points from 20 games.

[jacobs chains]

https://twitter.com/centregoals/status/1774116945421586911?t=EjmdRh2KM-qHipHWIyz0mw&s=19

It's only his reaction at the end that stops that looking deliberate.

[Fromola]

Haven't won a game since December and yet they'll stay up quite comfortably. The bottom of the league is a bad joke.

Won't be much better next season. Leicester coming up with a big points deduction if they get promoted and they looked the most likely to come up and compete. You'll never get rid of Everton.

If only they went down last season they'd be fucked.

[gazzalfc]

12 league games without a win. A new Premier League record

Winning without winning

[StevoHimself]

Won't be much better next season. Leicester coming up with a big points deduction if they get promoted and they looked the most likely to come up and compete. You'll never get rid of Everton.

If only they went down last season they'd be fucked.

Agreed. Last season should have been it. Guess we'll see who else comes up.

[Samie]

They are going down.

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

Won't be much better next season. Leicester coming up with a big points deduction if they get promoted and they looked the most likely to come up and compete. You'll never get rid of Everton.

If only they went down last season they'd be fucked.

In Leeds, Southampton and Leicester, at least some of the clubs coming up have the experience of competing in the league and are big enough to have the resources to properly improve to a decent level.

Sheffield United basically deinvested after promotion, Burnley signed a bunch of nobodies, and Luton didn't have the financial capabilities to do anything better than Ross Barkley.

[CHOPPER]

Seamus Coleman has scored more goals in 2024, than all Everton strikers bar Beto, who’s scored 1, as well.

Coleman currently lies second behind Braithwaite and Harrison, who have 2 each, as Everton’s top scorer in 2024.

Up the Ev.

[Fromola]

In Leeds, Southampton and Leicester, at least some of the clubs coming up have the experience of competing in the league and are big enough to have the resources to properly improve to a decent level.

Sheffield United basically deinvested after promotion, Burnley signed a bunch of nobodies, and Luton didn't have the financial capabilities to do anything better than Ross Barkley.

Leicester are fucked. EFL will throw the book at them if they don't go up and the PL have backed themselves into a corner where they have to if they do. All while refusing to spend last season which got them relegated instead of Everton who kept spending.

Leeds/Ipswich/Southampton might have a go at least.

[4pool]

Everton slumped to a club record-equalling 12th consecutive Premier League game without a win as Seamus Coleman's late own goal handed Bournemouth victory in an extraordinary finish.

Dominic Solanke's header looked set to prove the difference for Bournemouth in a game of attrition and little quality.

But the contest burst into life in the final 10 minutes.

The Toffees thought they would salvage at least a point when Beto took advantage of a goalkeeping error from Neto.

However, long-serving captain Coleman chested a cross into his own net - under no pressure - in injury time.

Everton have not won in the league since 16 December and, sitting in 16th place, they remain three points clear of the relegation zone.

[Knight]

4th bottom gonna end up as the lowest points total ever to stay up? What's the current record?

[FiSh77]

Imagine spending £750m on a new Stadium and 'hoping' the experts have got it right.

The experts thought "What would Everton do? they always get it right"

[Eeyore]

4th bottom gonna end up as the lowest points total ever to stay up? What's the current record?

West Brom in 04-05 stayed up with 34 points.

[bird_lfc]

Wow, they haven’t won a league game in 2024. Brilliant.

[Eeyore]

Wow, they haven’t won a league game in 2024. Brilliant.

Should have asked for a win.

[CHOPPER]

Not the cutest picture Ive seen of a bullied child made to be a blue.

My personal favourite is the this one - look how lovingly he looks at Suarez and the 'I'm about to eat you" look from Suarez, is so heart-warming. Bless and all say aaaahhhh.

[FlashingBlade]

Think if you could put  Everton defeats in pill form I'd never need to drink again*..they make me so happy.

*Maybe the odd schooner of medium dry sherry

[MonsLibpool]

We really have to be beating these in the run-in.

[TepidT2O]

Imagine spending £750m on a new Stadium and 'hoping' the experts have got it right.

Bad news, it’s now over £800m

Imagine that!

[Statto Red]

Wow, they haven’t won a league game in 2024. Brilliant.

The Ev are lucky their are teams worse than they are.

[Schmidt]

Bad news, it’s now over £800m

Imagine that!

Nah it's £500 million and that'll never change.

[4pool]

Bad news, it’s now over £800m

Imagine that!

Ahhh...you forget....

Everton have agreed a deal with the firm constructing their new stadium at Bramley-Moore Dock which will see the project completed for a fixed fee of £500million.


https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/everton-premier-league-b2057465.html

[No666]

Their statement yesterday was interesting. Basically confirming that they still don’t have funds to complete the stadium.

Quite an achievement

Haven't seen that , mate - do you have a link?

[Eeyore]

Bad news, it’s now over £800m

Imagine that!

Just over 15k per seat.

That is certifiable.

[disgraced cake]

Think Solanke picked the wrong time to score against them, he had a chance at 0-0 in the final game of last season which might have sent them down. Annoying that they won't go down this season too but just got to enjoy their continued shitness and knowing it'll continue because their absentee owner can't/won't sack Dyche. He must be nearing a 25% Premier League career win rate now, by the way. The fucking Kopite.

[Eeyore]

Ahhh...you forget....

Everton have agreed a deal with the firm constructing their new stadium at Bramley-Moore Dock which will see the project completed for a fixed fee of £500million.


https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/everton-premier-league-b2057465.html

I thought Denise Barrett-Baxendale had Lang O'Rourke in a golden headlock.

[rafathegaffa83]

They are lucky theirs 4 teams worse than they are, thats unless they get another points deduction.

A massive indictment of the three newly promoted sides. Burnley won the league with the highest points total in about a decade and Sheff Utd's points total would have won the Championship most years

[Eeyore]

Think Solanke picked the wrong time to score against them, he had a chance at 0-0 in the final game of last season which might have sent them down. Annoying that they won't go down this season too but just got to enjoy their continued shitness and knowing it'll continue because their absentee owner can't/won't sack Dyche. He must be nearing a 25% Premier League career win rate now, by the way. The fucking Kopite.

I prefer to think of Coleman's fluke goal versus Leeds being the deciding goal in them staying up. Hopefully, he has managed it again this season with his goal in the Bournemouth game.

[rafathegaffa83]

4th bottom gonna end up as the lowest points total ever to stay up? What's the current record?

34 points WBA in 04/05.

[Peabee]

Ahhh...you forget....

Everton have agreed a deal with the firm constructing their new stadium at Bramley-Moore Dock which will see the project completed for a fixed fee of £500million.


https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/everton-premier-league-b2057465.html

They've spent about £250m swapping red cones for blue cones.

Mad club. There's a video clip somewhere with contractors shaking their heads in disbelief  that they've actually been asked to get rid of all the red safety cones.

[farawayred]

34 points WBA in 04/05.

Was that on goal difference? I seem to recall something like that...

[rafathegaffa83]

Was that on goal difference? I seem to recall something like that...

Finished a point ahead of Crystal Palace. It famously came down to the last day and West Brom were bottom at Christmas

[only6times]

Looks like a friendly monster popping up from the depths.

Bravo

[Redwhiteandnotblue]

It feels as though a further 10 point deduction would relegate them for sure. We can only hope...

[farawayred]

It feels as though a further 10 point deduction would relegate them for sure. We can only hope...

If they get a second penalty, do they reinstate the original 10 points that were reduced on appeal? Certainly that proves that there were no stable grounds for the appeal.

[MonsLibpool]

It feels as though a further 10 point deduction would relegate them for sure. We can only hope...

My guess is that they'll get 6 and they'll still stay up anyway because the promoted teams are that bad.

[Cafe De Paris]

Rumour is it’s 4 points.

[andy07]

Rumour is it’s 4 points.

We will all find out in August no doubt.

[Original]

My guess is that they'll get 6 and they'll still stay up anyway because the promoted teams are that bad.

These have just gone 12 without a win, a new recored, they are shite as well to be fair

[lfc_col]

We will all find out in August no doubt.

This year or next