Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[Titi Camara]

Yep I stalked Owens_2k for weeks before discovering he was a 6ft 6 bearded Yorkshire-man.

Check out his avatar. Best bird avatar EVER.

Yip seen that one before......I knew that wasn't really them though as I'd seen that pic on another site

[Crosby Nick]

Check out his avatar. Best bird avatar EVER.

And only £370 for the year? I'm in!

[Barneylfc∗]

People that use initials to refer to someone. EG Calling Brendan Rodgers, BR

[Crosby Nick]

People that use initials to refer to someone. EG Calling Brendan Rodgers, BR

I can't believe Ernests Gulbis does that.

It's catching though, you're doing it too now.

[Titi Camara]

People that use initials to refer to someone. EG Calling Brendan Rodgers, BR

People who grab all the low hanging fruit for themselves

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

And only £370 for the year? I'm in!

[paulrazor]

People that use initials to refer to someone. EG Calling Brendan Rodgers, BR

or Brendan Rodgers. fuck off

Yep I stalked Owens_2k for weeks before discovering she was in fact a 6ft 6 bearded Yorkshire-man.

Check out his avatar. Best bird avatar EVER.

someone had one of a bird called mia cara. that was a sight for sore eyes

[Buck Pete]

I can't believe Ernests Gulbis does that.

It's catching though, you're doing it too now.

Haha - You utter bastard. I was racking my brains for a footy manager with the initials EG

I suppose a Latvian Tennis player does the job just as well

[Crosby Nick]

Haha - You utter bastard. I was racking my brains for a footy manager with the initials EG

I suppose a Latvian Tennis player does the job just as well

Best I could do at short notice!

Eddie Gray?

[Buck Pete]

Best I could do at short notice!

Eddie Gray?

I had Erik Gerets the Belgium defender from yesteryear but it was too obscure.

[Barneylfc∗]

People that refer to Old Trafford as Castle Greyskull. It's just so widespread, there's no chance of getting it stopped.

[Crosby Nick]

People that refer to Old Trafford as Castle Greyskull. It's just so widespread, there's no chance of getting it stopped.

Snake Mountain isn't it.

I have a grumble today. Was out last nightso feel a bit hungover anyway and the entire train stank of vomit this morning. There was no escaping it (it wasn't me by the way!). So grim, feel rough now!

[paulrazor]

Snake Mountain isn't it.

I have a grumble today. Was out last nightso feel a bit hungover anyway and the entire train stank of vomit this morning. There was no escaping it (it wasn't me by the way!). So grim, feel rough now!

you reminded me years ago of a friend of mine who was meeting me in town. my last work day before xmas so i headed into work hours before he was to meet. he stayed in mine and was mouldy drunk the night before. he was hungover getting the bus in and some tart puked on him. i could smell it for the rest of the day

[Barneylfc∗]

When your girlfriend makes you sandwiches, but doesn't cut them 

[Titi Camara]

When no one makes you sandwiches!

[paulrazor]

When your girlfriend makes you sandwiches, but doesn't cut them 

or you forget to take them to work

[Sir Harvest Fields]

Or you are too lazy to make them yourself...

[gregorio]

When your girlfriend makes you sandwiches, but doesn't cut them 

When your wife finds out that your girlfriend has made you sandwiches

[paulrazor]

When your wife finds out that your girlfriend has made you sandwiches

or you let slip you like the girlfriends baps better than your wives

[007.lankyguy]

or you let slip you like the girlfriends baps better than your wives

There's more than one wife now?

[Johnny B. Goode]

Riddled shoes.

Works great when the whole city is wet.

[Barneylfc∗]

Or you are too lazy to make them yourself...

I made them myself this morning. When I was eating them I thought above every fucking time she makes them, she doesn't cut them. Pretty hard eating an uncut sandwich one handed. You need to take at least 3 regular sized bites out of it before it's safe and you are certain the filling won't fall out.

[Chakan]

I made them myself this morning. When I was eating them I thought above every fucking time she makes them, she doesn't cut them. Pretty hard eating an uncut sandwich one handed. You need to take at least 3 regular sized bites out of it before it's safe and you are certain the filling won't fall out.

You should make it yourself just to spite her! All the time!

Show her how it's really done. Be a man.

Make sure to rub it in her face, not literally, because then you won't have a sandwich.

[Billy The Kid]

Pretty hard eating an uncut sandwich one handed. You need to take at least 3 regular sized bites out of it before it's safe and you are certain the filling won't fall out.

Brick have you ever considered cutting the sandwich yourself before eating it?

[Billy The Kid]

I'll tell you rightly gets on my tits is grown men who take selfies

I can understand teenagers doing it, but a grown man? Nah, fuck that. I'm not having that

I was queuing to get on a bus today and the guy in front of me, who must have been in his mid to late twenties, gets his phone out, holds it up in the air, points it down at his face, pulls a smile like he's inching out a turd, and takes a fucking picture of himself right before he pays his fare. Is it just me who finds this kind of behavior disturbing and infuriating at the same time? Seriously. Is this what humanity has descended to?

Fucking moron

[Chakan]

I'll tell you rightly gets on my tits is grown men who take selfies

I can understand teenagers doing it, but a grown man? Nah, fuck that. I'm not having that

I was queuing to get on a bus today and the guy in front of me, who must have been in his mid to late twenties, gets his phone out, holds it up in the air, points it down at his face, pulls a smile like he's inching out a turd, and takes a fucking picture of himself right before he pays his fare. Is it just me who finds this kind of behavior disturbing and infuriating at the same time? Seriously. Is this what humanity has descended to?

Fucking moron

Look! It's me getting on a bus. Yay.

Idiotic to say the least.

[Crosby Nick]

I'll tell you rightly gets on my tits is grown men who take selfies

I can understand teenagers doing it, but a grown man? Nah, fuck that. I'm not having that

I was queuing to get on a bus today and the guy in front of me, who must have been in his mid to late twenties, gets his phone out, holds it up in the air, points it down at his face, pulls a smile like he's inching out a turd, and takes a fucking picture of himself right before he pays his fare. Is it just me who finds this kind of behavior disturbing and infuriating at the same time? Seriously. Is this what humanity has descended to?

Fucking moron

So you met up with Benitle then?

[Billy The Kid]

Look! It's me getting on a bus. Yay.

Idiotic to say the least.

Check it everyone "bus selfie". Cheeeese !!

I bet his mom is proud

[Billy The Kid]

So you met up with Benitle then?

Benitle is into that kind of jazz?

[Chakan]

Check it everyone "bus selfie". Cheeeese !!

I bet his mom is proud

Probably supports Arsenal.

[Priest078]

Christmas jumpers , fuck knows where all that came from?
The Manchester Christmas Markets , no I don't want to go to try and feel Christmasy whilst spending about £50 on shite

[Barneylfc∗]

Brick have you ever considered cutting the sandwich yourself before eating it?

Oddly enough, yes. But sitting in an office with no knife poses it's own brand new set of difficulties.

[macca888]

Oddly enough, yes. But sitting in an office with no knife poses it's own brand new set of difficulties.

Tear it in half or use a spoon or a biro to cut it and stop fucking being such a fucking fanny.

You're probably one eating one handed anyway because you're having a wank under the desk at dinner time, dirty ticket.

[macca888]

People moaning about not being able to cut their butties in half because they're too busy wanking.

[Spanish Al]

think that was said a few pages ago but i do the same as you

i hate people who do that.

Yeh think I saw the post, it has just happened a lot to me recently and was pissing me off. Another one is when you're stood at the bar which is fairly busy, someone comes and stands next to you and the bartender finally asks who's next (pisses me off that they dont know the order of the queue in the first place) and said person orders their drink. I normally greet that with a sarcastic laugh. Wait your fucking turn, pricks.

[Maggie May]

Oddly enough, yes. But sitting in an office with no knife poses it's own brand new set of difficulties.

What.     You mean to say you don't carry a knife?   Jesus.   

[Barneylfc∗]

Yeh think I saw the post, it has just happened a lot to me recently and was pissing me off. Another one is when you're stood at the bar which is fairly busy, someone comes and stands next to you and the bartender finally asks who's next (pisses me off that they dont know the order of the queue in the first place) and said person orders their drink. I normally greet that with a sarcastic laugh. Wait your fucking turn, pricks.

I spent quite a few years working in bars/clubs. It can be very difficult keeping track of who's next. When I done it, and it was obvious someone had jumped the queue by the person who was before them commenting or making some sort of gesture, I'd let them order then move on to the next one without getting their drinks. Pissed them right off.

[Motty]

Liked her in Romeo and Juliet. Then Homeland happened.

Never watched that so can only go by her on Homeland ,and she's fucking cack on that the annoying cow.

[Spanish Al]

I spent quite a few years working in bars/clubs. It can be very difficult keeping track of who's next. When I done it, and it was obvious someone had jumped the queue by the person who was before them commenting or making some sort of gesture, I'd let them order then move on to the next one without getting their drinks. Pissed them right off.

Is exactly what I would do. I mainly get pissed off with the inconsiderate arsehole when it's really busy as it I know it can be hard to tell sometimes, but when it's not too busy bar staff have a job to know in their head who's roughly next in line. I work for Spoons (in the kitchen) and the bar staff get told to try and make a mental note of who's next and to try and acknowledge someone early as they can to let the customer know they are aware they're waiting.

[L12]

Opening a door and someone walks through from the other side