Tyler and Neville together on a manky couch with the stuffing coming out and a big bag of jalapeno wotsits between them, watching Liverpool and United, over and over, and giving their opinions, showing their emotions. A merciless Gogglebox, if you like. Throw Garth Crooks in too, so they would have to fight for their share of the wotsits.
I'd call it TaNCs as a clever pun on the initial letters of their surnames, and the intro would be a slowed-down version of the Steptoe & Son theme tune to get the audience ready for the cringe to come. I can imagine it being a bit of a winner.