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« on: December 25, 2011, 12:17:48 am »
Received this, which I'm rather pleased with!  ;D
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Re: So what did you receive for Crimbo? Post your Pressies here!
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2011, 12:22:16 am »
A little pile appeared for me earlier. We agreed a pretty low budget this year (which I went well over on, typical). I used to be an expert snooper as a kid and rolled back the years earlier. I have a hardback book which I think/hope is the Partridge autobiography, what looks like aftershave/cosmetics and a couple of items if clothing. All to be officially confirmed in the morning!

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« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2011, 12:33:21 am »
A little pile appeared for me earlier. We agreed a pretty low budget this year (which I went well over on, typical). I used to be an expert snooper as a kid and rolled back the years earlier. I have a hardback book which I think/hope is the Partridge autobiography, what looks like aftershave/cosmetics and a couple of items if clothing. All to be officially confirmed in the morning!

Yeh, I know its not the morning, but my parents dropped this rascal off earlier this week and it was a big wrapped up frame, which had me intrigued. Normally I don't really give a shit about chrimbo but I could tell this pressie had abit of the x-factor, been stalking it all week.
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« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2011, 12:36:09 am »
Don't know.  I haven't had my last sleep yet!



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« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2011, 12:36:23 am »
Nothing, as per usual, but I've had to buy abar hundred!! All good.
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« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2011, 12:41:18 am »
Nothing, as per usual, but I've had to buy abar hundred!! All good.

What pressies have you sent?

Sent me Dad this, always was a dreamer!  :rollseyes
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« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2011, 12:42:03 am »
And you wern't selfish?

I mean. You didn't elf yourself to any of them?   8)

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« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2011, 12:44:25 am »
Allez Allez Allez

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« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2011, 12:48:29 am »
What pressies have you sent?

Sent me Dad this, always was a dreamer!  :rollseyes
Loads, I haven't a clue what most of them are as I leave that all to the missus, but I know I got the elder daughter a keyboard, both girls got those teddy workshop teddy bears, the elder lad got an iPad (although I got that last month, he's getting it tomorrow!!) Missus got a few perfumes, lads got various T-Shirts, Adidas, Hilfiger etc.

Loads of other shite all wrapped up I can't remember what. I'll probably get something wrapped from earlier in the year like I usually do, but I'm ok with that really! ;D
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« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2011, 12:49:05 am »
And you wern't selfish?

I mean. You didn't elf yourself to any of them?   8)
I'll probably take a shite in a box and wrap that up just to live up to my name!! 8)
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« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2011, 12:52:55 am »
Loads, I haven't a clue what most of them are as I leave that all to the missus, but I know I got the elder daughter a keyboard, both girls got those teddy workshop teddy bears, the elder lad got an iPad (although I got that last month, he's getting it tomorrow!!) Missus got a few perfumes, lads got various T-Shirts, Adidas, Hilfiger etc.

Loads of other shite all wrapped up I can't remember what. I'll probably get something wrapped from earlier in the year like I usually do, but I'm ok with that really! ;D

You should be a Wholesaler mate!  ;)
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« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2011, 01:09:34 am »
Just opened all mine.

Highlight by far: Massive bolt croppers. My ultimate wank fantasy tool. Hoorah!!

Oh and zebra print screwdriver from my work secret santa, well in!  ;D
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« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2011, 01:15:11 am »
Massive bolt croppers. My ultimate wank fantasy tool. Hoorah!!

Daft cow - you're doing it wrong!! (or I am!)
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« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2011, 01:17:35 am »
People haven't opened any of their presents yet, surely?

I know Christmas is overrated and all that but come on now ;D

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« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2011, 01:17:36 am »
Daft cow - you're doing it wrong!! (or I am!)

You've not thought what bolt croppers can do to a man during his wanking fantasies.  ;D
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« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2011, 01:24:51 am »
People haven't opened any of their presents yet, surely?

I know Christmas is overrated and all that but come on now ;D

Ah, you still believe in Santa Claus don't you? That's so sweet. :D
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« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2011, 01:31:00 am »
Have a bug bear with the official LFC merch this year though. During the month of September in my 2012 desk calendar there is a photograph featuring Carra, which is lovely, yet in the background is a very visible Judas in a blue chelsea shirt right behind him. Way to wind up your supporters in September guys.  :butt
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« Reply #17 on: December 25, 2011, 01:32:56 am »
A pair of handcuffs and an edible pair of briefs, from my best mate.



Not sure what to make of it to be honest.

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« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2011, 01:33:43 am »
A pair of handcuffs and an edible pair of briefs, from my best mate.



Not sure what to make of it to be honest.

Female friend or male friend? If female , make a night of it ;)

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« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2011, 01:35:07 am »
Female friend or male friend? If female , make a night of it ;)

He got them off his grandma
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« Reply #20 on: December 25, 2011, 01:35:56 am »
Ah, you still believe in Santa Claus don't you? That's so sweet. :D

;D

No, I've just always assumed that this sort of thing is done on Christmas morning.

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« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2011, 01:36:42 am »
Female friend or male friend? If female , make a night of it ;)

Male, unfortunately.

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« Reply #22 on: December 25, 2011, 01:37:41 am »
Male, unfortunately.

Maybe it;s his way of him trying to share a special moment with you?

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« Reply #23 on: December 25, 2011, 01:39:47 am »
;D

No, I've just always assumed that this sort of thing is done on Christmas morning.

Er, it's 1.30 in the morning, that's an hour and a half of opening pressie's. Us cosmopolitan people live in a 24 hour world nowadays.
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« Reply #24 on: December 25, 2011, 01:42:32 am »
opening your pressies now is a crime against nature.

Think I'm getting a Kindle off santa
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« Reply #25 on: December 25, 2011, 01:46:00 am »
opening your pressies now is a crime against nature.

Think I'm getting a Kindle off santa

OK Ok calm down, what's the cut off time? How long do we have to wait, the suspense is killing me!
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« Reply #26 on: December 25, 2011, 01:47:12 am »
 Half wankered and very tired, I've just finished the wrapping!

 Got my nephew a copy of Skyrim (he's ten) and his sister (she's eighteen) tickets to Enter Shikari in March. If they don't think I'm the best fucking uncle ever then I dunno what to do with meself.

 Got the aunt and uncle a food hamper from Carluccio's, which cost a bomb, but it's worth it for a week's hospitality and free booze.

 Got my dad a tripod for his camera and my mum a Pandora charm.

 The sister got stuck with a bottle of Jagermeister and a can of Red Bull, to save her unnecessary expense on New Year's Eve.

 To conclude, I think I am an insanely generous human being but will regret my splurge of cash when I'm back home and can't scrape enough spare change together for a pack of fags.

 Ah well. Merry Christmas all!
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« Reply #27 on: December 25, 2011, 02:06:43 am »
I'll give this thread a shout in the morning, no peaking!

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« Reply #28 on: December 25, 2011, 02:07:52 am »
Fuck all. But as long as I can spend it with my family in good health, I'm happy. :)
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« Reply #29 on: December 25, 2011, 02:20:43 am »
Fuck all but thats no big surprise.

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« Reply #30 on: December 25, 2011, 02:25:01 am »
Got fuck all but I knew. We spent our money on the kids and decided to give it a rest when it came to pressies to each other.

I did buy myself this a couple of days ago:


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« Reply #31 on: December 25, 2011, 04:21:16 am »
Got fuck all but I knew. We spent our money on the kids and decided to give it a rest when it came to pressies to each other.

I did buy myself this a couple of days ago:

Nice that.  You can flash those ones to make it a 6970 and unlock more shader cores which = more power.  Think it's dead simple too.
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« Reply #32 on: December 25, 2011, 04:36:52 am »
I'll upload a picture of it/them in the morning!

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« Reply #33 on: December 25, 2011, 04:38:05 am »
A new stereo for my car, Fifa 12, Benji Marshall's (NRL player) autobiography and some T-Shirts.
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« Reply #34 on: December 25, 2011, 05:47:17 am »
I received the FA... Fuck All!
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« Reply #35 on: December 25, 2011, 07:03:48 am »
#1 son got 7 days in Rome with his gf #2 son got 2 weeks in portugal with his dad  :butt #3 son got a bmx
plus the xbox ps3 games and shite - I'm now skint

kitties got their stockings but prefer the sellotape and paper

and the place looks like a bombs hit it

3 hours and I can get some much needed sleep
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« Reply #36 on: December 25, 2011, 07:38:45 am »
#1 son got 7 days in Rome with his gf #2 son got 2 weeks in portugal with his dad  :butt #3 son got a bmx
plus the xbox ps3 games and shite - I'm now skint

kitties got their stockings but prefer the sellotape and paper

and the place looks like a bombs hit it

3 hours and I can get some much needed sleep
(one present can;t find yet, I hid it well)

Haha I read that as you ranking your children - "Our favourite son got a week in Rome with his lovely girlfriend, I still can't trust Number 2 so I'll go with him to Portugal and keep him out of trouble. And as for that fuckwit Number 3, do you think i'd let him leave the country?? I got the fucker a bike and he'll be happy with it!!"

Seriously though that sounds like a top christmas for your boys - fair play!!
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« Reply #37 on: December 25, 2011, 08:04:01 am »
Haha I read that as you ranking your children - "Our favourite son got a week in Rome with his lovely girlfriend, I still can't trust Number 2 so I'll go with him to Portugal and keep him out of trouble. And as for that fuckwit Number 3, do you think i'd let him leave the country?? I got the fucker a bike and he'll be happy with it!!"

Seriously though that sounds like a top christmas for your boys - fair play!!

lol #3 son's also going portugal but his dad's paying for him - I'm not invited but 2 weeks of peace
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« Reply #38 on: December 25, 2011, 08:56:07 am »
#1 son got 7 days in Rome with his gf #2 son got 2 weeks in portugal with his dad  :butt #3 son got a bmx
plus the xbox ps3 games and shite - I'm now skint

Are you adopting?  :wave

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« Reply #39 on: December 25, 2011, 09:01:36 am »
I got some euros, an envelope with euros in it, and a christmas card with euros in it.

This is what happens when you're fussy as hell.
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