Topic: General Manchester City thread

[RedSince86]

Flags are out ready

https://twitter.com/andyhampson/status/1118187982253641729

Jesus wept.

A plastic abomination of a club with crimes against football.

The Pheonix night compére MC when the players get off the coach.
The title celebrating cringeworthy advert.
The "Historic" Nike shirt they have on sale that was revealed a couple of weeks ago.
Pep begging for an atmosphere.
Plastic flags for everyone.

[Statto Red]

Can someone send him to the Etihad for the next few matches please.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-47947155

[swoopy]

Tickets on general sale available in 10 different blocks for their league game vs Spurs on Saturday

[CraigDS]

Tickets on general sale available in 10 different blocks for their league game vs Spurs on Saturday

Small time little shithouse club.

They’ll still report a sellout.

[Mighty Zeus]

Tickets on general sale available in 10 different blocks for their league game vs Spurs on Saturday

This is evidence of a clear media agenda against plucky little City.

All students of football history know that in 1904 they set a league record attendance of 4,546,7,37,57,3735,743,76484,3,456,365,346,35,6,356,2,643,32,5,2345,2 real human beings. Look it up, it's basic maths.

[jason67]

Flags are out ready

https://twitter.com/andyhampson/status/1118187982253641729

If you were an old school city supporter you've got to be so embarrassed by that shit. I'm talking about the city faithful (and there has to be loads of them) that supported and followed the club when they went down the leagues.

[feynman]

Hope they loose tomorrow. Winning will give them more energy. Losing will depress them.

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[El Ninos Black Eye]

Hope they loose tomorrow. Winning will give them more energy. Losing will depress them.

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Yeah want them out of it now! Pep doesn’t do losing well and it will affect them more thang the two extra games. Wouldn’t mind them winning 2-1 meaning they go out. That’ll kill him even more

[Flaccido Dongingo]

I do love Pips little hissy fits and waah waah waaah when he doesn't get his little way.

[RyanBabel19]

[Statto Red]

Remember this from last season, that the PA had to encourage them to make some noise from around 00.56 is hilariously embarrassing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZFwVrfUaH4

[RyanBabel19]

Remember this from last season, that the PA had to encourage them to make some noise from around 00.56 is hilariously embarrassing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZFwVrfUaH4

Worst thing is its followed up with a few whistles and some half hearted 'Wheyyyy' shouts

[Lush is the best medicine...]

1.30 “Make some noise for Fabian Delph”



Still gets me every time

[Son of Spion]

Remember this from last season, that the PA had to encourage them to make some noise from around 00.56 is hilariously embarrassing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZFwVrfUaH4

Horribly embarrassing. 

Honestly, if they have to resort to that pathetic nonsense to manufacture some kind of excitement then they may as well give up altogether.

[Statto Red]

Horribly embarrassing. 

Honestly, if they have to resort to that pathetic nonsense to manufacture some kind of excitement then they may as well give up altogether.

Just as funny, remember the league cup semi when we played them a few years back, just before the players walked out, the lights dimmed, walking out to Blue Moon, with some light show to go with it, all you could hear was our fans singing YNWA, so BBC cut back to the studio.

[Son of Spion]

Just as funny, remember the league cup semi when we played them a few years back, just before the players walked out, the lights dimmed, walking out to Blue Moon, with some light show to go with it, all you could hear was our fans singing YNWA, so BBC cut back to the studio.

I'd totally forgotten about that until you mentioned it. 

[Ghost Town]

1.30 “Make some noise for Fabian Delph”



Still gets me every time

I randomly remember this and burst out laughing

[mersey_paradiso]

Remember this from last season, that the PA had to encourage them to make some noise from around 00.56 is hilariously embarrassing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZFwVrfUaH4

Intimidating. If you're 3 or 97 years old.

[rodderzzz]

Just to add to the quick discussion above.

If we dont win the league and get knocked out in the semi finals - I hope these win the quadruple. The rest of the country are happy to overlook their fuckin outrageous financial doping in the hopes they stop us winning the league, let's see how they all like it when that gets shoved down their little englander fuckin throats

[mersey_paradiso]

Flags are out ready

https://twitter.com/andyhampson/status/1118187982253641729

Fucking plastic petrol knobheads.  They really are the Northern version of Chelsea circa 2005 - won the oligarch lottery. Would be nothing otherwise.

[Son of Spion]

Just to add to the quick discussion above.

If we dont win the league and get knocked out in the semi finals - I hope these win the quadruple. The rest of the country are happy to overlook their fuckin outrageous financial doping in the hopes they stop us winning the league, let's see how they all like it when that gets shoved down their little englander fuckin throats

This is what makes me laugh. There are weirdos out there saying Liverpool need to be stopped from winning the league in order to ''save football''. 

So, just because of their own petty prejudice they would rather see a corrupt, cheating, financially doping franchise win out over a proper club and fantastic footballing side, and that is somehow ''saving football''.

Anyone genuinely wanting to ''save football'' would be rooting for Liverpool to blow these plastic, cheating fraudsters out of the water.

[lionel_messias]

I hope Spurs knock them out tonight.

And I really really dislike Spurs.


It would give Spurs the energy to get a draw in the league game and Poch will know he cannot
rely on a CL win for re-qualify - that would be a mad risk.

[Ciara (with a capital "C")]

I hope Spurs knock them out tonight.

And I really really dislike Spurs.


It would give Spurs the energy to get a draw in the league game and Poch will know he cannot
rely on a CL win for re-qualify - that would be a mad risk.

I think I am leaning towards this too, but not quite for the same reasons. More in the hope it knocks the stuffing out of City, as I don’t see them dropping another point in the League on current form.

[harleydanger]

Yeah want them out of it now! Pep doesn’t do losing well and it will affect them more thang the two extra games. Wouldn’t mind them winning 2-1 meaning they go out. That’ll kill him even more

2-1 would be so glorious. Some kind of dodgy 92nd min penalty, with a Kane on crutches subbed on to take it

[alonsoisared]

I hope Spurs knock them out tonight.

And I really really dislike Spurs.


It would give Spurs the energy to get a draw in the league game and Poch will know he cannot
rely on a CL win for re-qualify - that would be a mad risk.

Think if spurs get a result tonight there's no way they get a third result in a row against them at the weekend. Just not strong enough. I'd say if they got knocked out tonight they'd be more up for getting a bit of revenge in the league game.

But then I know fuck all

[Mighty Zeus]

2-1 would be so glorious. Some kind of dodgy 92nd min penalty, with a Kane on crutches subbed on to take it

I want Spurs to win without a second's hesitation and I loathe them.

A Spurs win is at least a story. A Manchester City win is like... the CEO of a hedge fund having a bigger house and a nicer car than I do. So fucking what.

[Geppvindh's]

Yeah i'll take a Spurs win too, but going into extra time. Maybe even pens. I want all their top starters to be knackered as hell. The flipside is Spurs are going to be spent too for the league game and City would cope better with a bigger squad. Hard choices.

[Ravishing Rick Dude]

Guardiola was confident that they will make the semis. I think Pochetino knows a thing or two how to not let that happen. I believe Spurs will knock them out.

[Ciara (with a capital "C")]

Think if spurs get a result tonight there's no way they get a third result in a row against them at the weekend. Just not strong enough. I'd say if they got knocked out tonight they'd be more up for getting a bit of revenge in the league game.

But then I know fuck all

I get that thought but there is absolutely no guarantee they would take anything off City if they lost.They will be tired regardless, they could fall off a cliff.

I’d rather see City out, no chance of the quadruple and the squad and fans on a downer and see how they respond to that rather than through another tough tie and bouncing into the semis feeling they are favourites to get to the final.

[CraigDS]

Remember this from last season, that the PA had to encourage them to make some noise from around 00.56 is hilariously embarrassing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZFwVrfUaH4

Imagine you’re a player and just seen this support:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1nvNCHDkHIk

And then go to your home ground and see that sorry shower of shite.

[AndyMuller]

Yeah fuck it I want them to get knocked out tonight too.

[CraigDS]

Def want them out. They’re more than motivated to win the PL anyway and being out won’t change that anymore.

Will give them 2 less games during the run in but so be it.

[The Test]

Really hope spurs get frustrated and decide to kick the shit out of them, hopefully in both matches.

[rob1966]

I want Spurs to win without a second's hesitation and I loathe them.

A Spurs win is at least a story. A Manchester City win is like... the CEO of a hedge fund having a bigger house and a nicer car than I do. So fucking what.

2-1 to City is glorious though, as they will go out on away goals. Last minute goal too would deflate them like fuck.

[Enders]

2-1 win for City tonight, although one of their goals will be a dodgy VAR penalty

Means Spurs go through on away goals

Then Spurs get a result at the weekend, benefitting from a clearly wrong offside decision

We narrowly beat Cardiff with a late goal, despite a couple of poor refereeing decisions that go against us

[Jshooters]

2-1 win for City tonight, although one of their goals will be a dodgy VAR penalty

Means Spurs go through on away goals

Then Spurs get a result at the weekend, benefitting from a clearly wrong offside decision

We narrowly beat Cardiff with a late goal, despite a couple of poor refereeing decisions that go against us

masochist 

[TepidT2O]

2-1 win for City tonight, although one of their goals will be a dodgy VAR penalty

Means Spurs go through on away goals

Then Spurs get a result at the weekend, benefitting from a clearly wrong offside decision

We narrowly beat Cardiff with a late goal, despite a couple of poor refereeing decisions that go against us

How I see it too

[bradders1011]

Just to add to the quick discussion above.

If we dont win the league and get knocked out in the semi finals - I hope these win the quadruple. The rest of the country are happy to overlook their fuckin outrageous financial doping in the hopes they stop us winning the league, let's see how they all like it when that gets shoved down their little englander fuckin throats

That's essentially United's argument. Seeing us back on our perch would be horrific, especially with Serkis and Goldbridge's Dad running the show in summer signing their equivalent of Konchesky and Poulsen, but seeing City buy some titles would probably just give them more ammo to take the piss. And I get that.

What I don't get is fans of utter no-marks like Birmingham City and Stoke wanting us to lose because "lol funny stupid scousers #alwaystheiryear", nor the folk who fail to see that City turning England into Scotland means the biggest bursting bubble since the Hindenburg. If people, especially non-European people, switch their tellies to Spain or Germany or Italy and away from England, it'll make ITV Digital's collapse look like losing a fiver down the sofa.

[FiSh77]

Remember this from last season, that the PA had to encourage them to make some noise from around 00.56 is hilariously embarrassing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZFwVrfUaH4

Just needs a "shabba" to go full Ray Von

[clinical]

These are going out of champions league later. Spurs will get 1 goal and defend for their lives.