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Re: COVID19 - Political Bollocks & Conspiracy Twatishness In Here
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2020, 10:18:26 pm »
:lmao you fuckin loon ;D

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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: COVID19 - Political Bollocks & Conspiracy Twatishness In Here
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2020, 10:21:57 pm »
Is this thread to discuss how Prime Minister Boris Jonson has handled the crisis?

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Re: COVID19 - Political Bollocks & Conspiracy Twatishness In Here
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2020, 10:24:35 pm »
Is this thread to discuss how Prime Minister Boris Jonson has handled the crisis?
Only if you insist on continuing to speak bollocks :wave

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Re: COVID19 - Political Bollocks & Conspiracy Twatishness In Here
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2020, 10:25:53 pm »
Is this thread to discuss how Prime Minister Boris Jonson has handled the crisis?

This is the thread to discuss how Johnson looks like a hemorrhoid
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Re: COVID19 - Political Bollocks & Conspiracy Twatishness In Here
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2020, 10:26:57 pm »
It's also a thread where you can learn how to spell "haemorrhoid"  :lickin :wave 

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Re: COVID19 - Political Bollocks & Conspiracy Twatishness In Here
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2020, 10:29:07 pm »
 I never realised the sick pay for such conditions covered by the government was so utterly tragic

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Re: COVID19 - Political Bollocks & Conspiracy Twatishness In Here
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2020, 10:31:36 pm »
It's also a thread where you can learn how to spell "haemorrhoid"  :lickin :wave 

Alright, it’s a hard word to spell. No need to instigate a pile on.

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Re: COVID19 - Political Bollocks & Conspiracy Twatishness In Here
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2020, 10:33:47 pm »
Alright, it’s a hard word to spell. No need to instigate a pile on.
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Re: COVID19 - Political Bollocks & Conspiracy Twatishness In Here
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2020, 10:47:15 pm »
Alright, it’s a hard word to spell. No need to instigate a pile on.
Not surprises you're here - you pain in the arse ;D

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Re: COVID19 - Political Bollocks & Conspiracy Twatishness In Here
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2020, 10:48:03 pm »
Think it's a bit shitty in the current climate.
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« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2020, 10:58:16 pm »
Too many recent posts all in the same vein...
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Re: COVID19 - Political Bollocks & Conspiracy Twatishness In Here
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2020, 11:00:05 pm »
You're all obsessed. No wonder there's a global run on bog roll.......makes you wonder whether Andrex engineered the whole thing.

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« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2020, 11:32:23 pm »
You're all obsessed. No wonder there's a global run on bog roll.......makes you wonder whether Andrex engineered the whole thing.

I read on Twitter it was Franny Lee. A dastardly plan to boost his bog roll empire while at the same time stop FFP case against City.
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Re: COVID19 - Political Bollocks & Conspiracy Twatishness In Here
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2020, 01:20:06 am »
I read there’s a lab near the market, which has been working on corona viruses (true). Also, the Chinese ministry of science & tech have announced they will enhance the handling of viruses and bioagents (true), which some are saying is a subtle hint that it may have come from a lab (conspiracy theory) via an accidental infection (or on purpose depending on how extreme the conspiracist).
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« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2020, 06:13:55 am »
I read there’s a lab near the market, which has been working on corona viruses (true). Also, the Chinese ministry of science & tech have announced they will enhance the handling of viruses and bioagents (true), which some are saying is a subtle hint that it may have come from a lab (conspiracy theory) via an accidental infection (or on purpose depending on how extreme the conspiracist).


If it's of any use, one peer reviewed study into its origin could find no evidence whatsoever for it being manipulated in a lab. It reaches the conclusion that it's come from the animal kingdom, at some point from bats.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/03/200317175442.htm
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« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2020, 12:03:21 pm »
I wonder when the back lash from society starts. I see no one on RAWK saying they know someone with terrible symptoms and nothing from anyone I know of the terrible affects of the virus. I am wondering what will happen in two weeks when all of the initial procedures of staying at home and closing business and sports and real people will start to run out of money what the impact on society will be. When will restrictions on the rural parts of the country be lifted.

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« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2020, 12:34:26 pm »
I see no one on RAWK saying they know someone with terrible symptoms and nothing from anyone I know of the terrible affects of the virus.

Think that's a bit of an exaggeration mate, have a browse through the other threads. Plenty of Rawkites affected who have posted about it.
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« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2020, 01:08:18 pm »
It isn't hard to see why conspiracy theories have sprung up. This whole restructuring of society to something that's gig services based with no physical contact, together with plans to give police power to detain anyone that's outside, is basically the totalitarian endgame. That and the usual theories connected to any widespread disease.

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Re: COVID19 - Political Bollocks & Conspiracy Twatishness In Here
« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2020, 02:38:42 pm »
Piers Corbyn saying George Soros and Bill Gates are behind the virus.

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« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2020, 02:57:27 pm »
Piers Corbyn saying George Soros and Bill Gates are behind the virus.
he missed out the Rothschild family there

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« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2020, 03:00:33 pm »
Piers Corbyn saying George Soros and Bill Gates are behind the virus.

He's spot on of course.

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« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2020, 10:28:17 pm »
Think that's a bit of an exaggeration mate, have a browse through the other threads. Plenty of Rawkites affected who have posted about it.

Fair enough. The main thread seems to add about 20 pages a day which I have not read in full. Oddly enough I did hear from an old college friend who is a language teacher in Italy who lives on her own. She has had the virus and at one point had trouble breathing. She stayed in her apartment the whole time. She is not an unhealthy person and it basically put her totally in bed for three days.

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« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2020, 12:39:51 am »
Piers Corbyn saying George Soros and Bill Gates are behind the virus.

Wait. Is he a real person? I thought it was a parody using Piers Moron and Corbyn’s names.
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« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2020, 12:43:13 am »
If it's of any use, one peer reviewed study into its origin could find no evidence whatsoever for it being manipulated in a lab. It reaches the conclusion that it's come from the animal kingdom, at some point from bats.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/03/200317175442.htm

Oh I know. I just thought this is where we’re sharing the mad stories we find.
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« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2020, 12:43:35 am »
Wait. Is he a real person? I thought it was a parody using Piers Moron and Corbyn’s names.

Piers Corbyn is Jeremy Corbyn's brother . True story.

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« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2020, 12:47:46 am »
Piers Corbyn is Jeremy Corbyn's brother . True story.

Ha. Just looked it up.
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« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2020, 12:53:28 am »
I wonder when the back lash from society starts. I see no one on RAWK saying they know someone with terrible symptoms and nothing from anyone I know of the terrible affects of the virus. I am wondering what will happen in two weeks when all of the initial procedures of staying at home and closing business and sports and real people will start to run out of money what the impact on society will be. When will restrictions on the rural parts of the country be lifted.

Well. Not sure where that came from. I personally know 8 people that are in self-isolation due to suspected infection.

Not sure if you're hanging on for gritty details? I've also spoken to a few nuts that think it's a 'conspiracy' and there is no virus.

Well. Given the people I know that are shitting it. Not sure I can say it's all just a scam or fake.
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« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2020, 12:55:49 am »
Well. Not sure where that came from. I personally know 8 people that are in self-isolation due to suspected infection.

Not sure if you're hanging on for gritty details? I've also spoken to a few nuts that think it's a 'conspiracy' and there is no virus.

Well. Given the people I know that are shitting it. Not sure I can say it's all just a scam or fake.

I personally saw someone in a mask coughing uncontrollably being led from one of the Uni of chester buildings. Not sure why they decided to turn at uni sick thinking the mask would mean it’s ok.
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« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2020, 01:05:23 am »
Someone told me that the Ukrainian secret service arrested a CIA agent in Ukraine with a suitcase full of corona virus!!!

The Americans made it to kill off China and Iran, then couldn't stop the spread.....

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« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2020, 01:13:33 am »
Someone told me that the Ukrainian secret service arrested a CIA agent in Ukraine with a suitcase full of corona virus!!!

The Americans made it to kill off China and Iran, then couldn't stop the spread.....

If we never hear from you again, we know why.
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« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2020, 01:17:04 am »
If we never hear from you again, we know why.

If you never hear from me again, then its true!

over to you CIA.

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« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2020, 01:17:33 am »
Well. Not sure where that came from. I personally know 8 people that are in self-isolation due to suspected infection.

Not sure if you're hanging on for gritty details? I've also spoken to a few nuts that think it's a 'conspiracy' and there is no virus.

Well. Given the people I know that are shitting it. Not sure I can say it's all just a scam or fake.

I was in a mood at the amount of reaction here and the hardship it will put on people which is why I posted in the 'not so serious thread'. Although I also know people in self isolation, I had yet to hear of someone who actually had it, other than celebs you see on TV.
I'm not saying anything is a fake and clearly Italy has some real issues but I just felt the action in my part of the world seems an over correction.

I did chat with my friend today who had Corona and it did affect her badly, so she was the first person I personally know to have had it.

It was a grumpy post about not being able to see when it will end and when society will be able to get back to normal and when the effects will stop.

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« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2020, 01:18:50 am »
If you never hear from me again, then its true!

over to you CIA.

Don’t worry, they closed down years ago and not sure what a clothes shop could do...

oh, that’s C&A.
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« Reply #36 on: March 19, 2020, 02:26:09 am »
Someone told me that the Ukrainian secret service arrested a CIA agent in Ukraine with a suitcase full of corona virus!!!

The Americans made it to kill off China and Iran, then couldn't stop the spread.....
sounds like the dumbest CIA agent in history

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« Reply #37 on: March 19, 2020, 03:09:34 am »
Oh I know. I just thought this is where we’re sharing the mad stories we find.

Sorry, didn't mean you didn't know. But I've already had one 0 post poster send me a private message on here sharing a video of a similar thing. It's all a hoax or a lab test to force through an authoritarian government in Western societies. Won't publicise by name but the person on the video has apparently been saying same thing about every new disease for about a decade.
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« Reply #38 on: March 19, 2020, 06:39:47 am »
Sorry, didn't mean you didn't know. But I've already had one 0 post poster send me a private message on here sharing a video of a similar thing. It's all a hoax or a lab test to force through an authoritarian government in Western societies. Won't publicise by name but the person on the video has apparently been saying same thing about every new disease for about a decade.

Yeah, people have already started with the “all humans will be microchipped” stories, which we had after 9/11 and the swine flu. You watch, if and when a vaccine is produced there will be stories that the vaccines include a microchip. The conspiracy stories are as predictable as the panic buying, which is why supermarkets should predict the panic buying and implement limits sooner.
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« Reply #39 on: March 19, 2020, 10:02:41 am »
I know otherwise perfectly good and decent people who are convinced coronavirus is done kind of bio weapon that accidentally (or not) got loose.
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