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Prince Phillip has died
« on: April 9, 2021, 12:05:27 pm »
Age 99.

Quite a remarkable  life in so many ways
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #1 on: April 9, 2021, 12:09:39 pm »
Wow you were quick. Not even on the BBC yet.

Incredible lif and not surprising really given the way he looked coming out of hospital.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #2 on: April 9, 2021, 12:09:49 pm »
Do we get a day off?

Quote from: Dull Tools on April  9, 2021, 12:09:39 pm
Wow you were quick. Not even on the BBC yet.

Incredible lif and not surprising really given the way he looked coming out of hospital.

My father in law looked the same in his last weeks, missus said he'd be dead soon.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #3 on: April 9, 2021, 12:10:57 pm »
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #4 on: April 9, 2021, 12:11:20 pm »
Again?
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #5 on: April 9, 2021, 12:11:47 pm »
Quote from: rob1966 on April  9, 2021, 12:09:49 pm
Do we get a day off?
A day awf, I believe is how one should pronounce it. What what.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #6 on: April 9, 2021, 12:11:52 pm »
He was looking like a ghoul from Fallout.... wasn't sure he could die.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #7 on: April 9, 2021, 12:12:18 pm »
Quote from: rob1966 on April  9, 2021, 12:09:49 pm
Do we get a day off?



 :wellin

My first thought, too

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #8 on: April 9, 2021, 12:12:49 pm »
Quote from: rob1966 on April  9, 2021, 12:09:49 pm
Do we get a day off?

My father in law looked the same in his last weeks, missus said he'd be dead soon.
I once got a day off because of him.  He visited the school I worked at, gave a brief address to the kids and opened by saying “I suppose you’d like me to start be giving you a days holiday”. The governors honoured his joke.



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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #9 on: April 9, 2021, 12:13:03 pm »
no age really is it
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #10 on: April 9, 2021, 12:13:05 pm »
Is the game called off tomorrow? Please fucking call it off. I'm in mourning.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #11 on: April 9, 2021, 12:14:19 pm »
Not on the honours board at Lords.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #12 on: April 9, 2021, 12:15:45 pm »
Quote from: disgraced cake on April  9, 2021, 12:13:05 pm
Is the game called off tomorrow? Please fucking call it off. I'm in mourning.

It's okay, the game is in the afternoon.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #13 on: April 9, 2021, 12:16:21 pm »
He did so much for this country, its a massive loss and I for one will be there at the state funeral, smashing plates with a full Sirtaki rave on, as the gun carriage passes.





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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #14 on: April 9, 2021, 12:16:33 pm »
Christ there not gonna cancel the game tommorow are they!!
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #15 on: April 9, 2021, 12:16:35 pm »
Quote from: Samie on April  9, 2021, 12:14:19 pm
Not on the honours board at Lords.
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Phil the Greek has died, stranded at 99 like Mike Atherton at Lords.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #16 on: April 9, 2021, 12:16:37 pm »
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #17 on: April 9, 2021, 12:17:26 pm »
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Christ there not gonna cancel the game tommorow are they!!

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #18 on: April 9, 2021, 12:17:31 pm »
Quote from: rob1966 on April  9, 2021, 12:09:49 pm
Do we get a day off?

Hope so, booked Monday afternoon off to go the pub so it'll save me a half day's holiday.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #19 on: April 9, 2021, 12:17:34 pm »
Quote from: Nobby Reserve on April  9, 2021, 12:12:18 pm


 :wellin

My first thought, too



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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #20 on: April 9, 2021, 12:17:54 pm »
Taken so early.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #21 on: April 9, 2021, 12:17:55 pm »
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #22 on: April 9, 2021, 12:18:06 pm »
He must have been the bravest man in the world looking at all those medals.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #23 on: April 9, 2021, 12:18:21 pm »
Quote from: Ray K on April  9, 2021, 12:16:35 pm
I got this joke in ahead of you.

I did not see your post Raymond.  :P
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #24 on: April 9, 2021, 12:18:44 pm »
I feel like this thread's going to be quite enjoyable.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #25 on: April 9, 2021, 12:20:48 pm »
Quote from: Samie on April  9, 2021, 12:18:21 pm
I did not see your post Raymond.  :P
It was in the Harry & Megan thread. 

Wasn't the Newcastle game in 1997 cancelled cos Diana died?
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #26 on: April 9, 2021, 12:20:49 pm »
Nice of him to give the queen one less 100th birthday card to write.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #27 on: April 9, 2021, 12:21:04 pm »
Monday off then with the pubs back open!!

I mean, errr, RIP.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #28 on: April 9, 2021, 12:21:24 pm »
Can't say I'm surprised he looked like a moving corpse when he left hospital the other week.

Thought they might have tried to keep him "alive" until he got to his 100th birthday

RIP I guess, although I have no time for any of the parasites
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #29 on: April 9, 2021, 12:23:02 pm »
At least we'll get to see a lot of union jacks flying, even if they are at half mast.

We've been terribly deprived of seeing flags recently.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #30 on: April 9, 2021, 12:24:27 pm »
Devastating. That loveable old racist. That's me wearing black for a week.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #31 on: April 9, 2021, 12:24:53 pm »
It's fucking headline news on the BBC Sport page too! 🙈
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #32 on: April 9, 2021, 12:25:02 pm »
When does the advert for the job go out.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #33 on: April 9, 2021, 12:25:07 pm »
Quote from: MacAloolah on April  9, 2021, 12:21:24 pm

Thought they might have tried to keep him "alive" until he got to his 100th birthday


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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #34 on: April 9, 2021, 12:25:17 pm »
Spare a thought for the people of Vanuatu.

They considered him a god.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #35 on: April 9, 2021, 12:25:29 pm »
Quote from: Ray K on April  9, 2021, 12:20:48 pm
It was in the Harry & Megan thread. 

Wasn't the Newcastle game in 1997 cancelled cos Diana died?

Yep, called all the footy off, all the telly was changed to non stop news, the most boring Sunday I've ever known.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #36 on: April 9, 2021, 12:25:48 pm »
Quote from: MacAloolah on April  9, 2021, 12:24:53 pm
It's fucking headline news on the BBC Sport page too! 🙈
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #37 on: April 9, 2021, 12:25:54 pm »
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Spare a thought for the people of Vanuatu.

They considered him a god.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #38 on: April 9, 2021, 12:26:18 pm »
So I have a theory that the arl bastard died when he was in hospital (when there were those photos of Charles crying) and they've kept him on ice until restrictions relaxed so they could do the state funeral.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #39 on: April 9, 2021, 12:26:35 pm »
Quote from: gerrardisgod on April  9, 2021, 12:25:48 pm
Makes a change from Jermaine Jenas being on there, at least.

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