Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[ScottishKopite]

Happy Heavenly fathers day...


Nice to know we are getting Social Media in the afterlife.  According to Sharon off Facebook anyway.

Yeah I agree with this one. I'm not in the position in life Sharon is in but it is a bit strange when you see these messages on father or mothers day or birthdays.

Some times I see them and think its just a opportunity to get the sympathy from the friends on their facebook and comments like thinking of you hun.

[Buck Pete]

Just seen on BBC website the winner of this years “Worlds Strongest man”

Always watch this over Christmas/New year and love it. But now it’s spoiled

[Crosby Nick]

Just seen on BBC website the winner of this years “Worlds Strongest man”

Always watch this over Christmas/New year and love it. But now it’s spoiled

[I've been a good boy]

Another day, another Sage scientist spreading fear and negativity.

[rob1966]

Yeah I agree with this one. I'm not in the position in life Sharon is in but it is a bit strange when you see these messages on father or mothers day or birthdays.

Some times I see them and think its just a opportunity to get the sympathy from the friends on their facebook and comments like thinking of you hun.

Deffo this. My Ma died in 2007 and other than a bit of weird shit at the house on the day of her funeral, I've not heard a peep from her since, so no point wishing her Happy Mothers Day on FB.

[ScottishKopite]

Deffo this. My Ma died in 2007 and other than a bit of weird shit at the house on the day of her funeral, I've not heard a peep from her since, so no point wishing her Happy Mothers Day on FB.

I'm not in the position and I know it effects people in many ways maybe its they way for them to feel they have the support from people around them.  But social media is full of this stuff now.

[paulrazor]

Yeah I agree with this one. I'm not in the position in life Sharon is in but it is a bit strange when you see these messages on father or mothers day or birthdays.

Some times I see them and think its just a opportunity to get the sympathy from the friends on their facebook and comments like thinking of you hun.

was a fella who used to be on mine and literally every day for years he had posts like this, dont get me wrong every sympathy for him losing his folks but constantly posting about it every day was like he was trying to ring every last drop of sympathy out of people.


anyway, speaking of kids, i guess i follow him for old times sake but Neil Ruddock on IG saying about how he needs to lose weight as he says the lockdown has effected his ability to lose weight and his mental health. Banged on about how has "2 kids" who mean everything etc

I saw a good few comments saying he has 4 kids and how he doesnt do a thing for the older ones. Few people posted it and he just deleted them all, he really doesnt help himself does he? never did i guess

Loved him back in the day but he was a piss taker of the highest order

[liversaint]

Just seen on BBC website the winner of this years “Worlds Strongest man”

Always watch this over Christmas/New year and love it. But now it’s spoiled

Mrs LS has just said the same. Bastards.

[Jake]

Think I've got shin splits. Gutted. Don't want to miss footy

[AndyMuller]

Anne Robinson hosting Countdown the arl Tory c*nt.

[Slippers]

Just seen on BBC website the winner of this years “Worlds Strongest man”

Always watch this over Christmas/New year and love it. But now it’s spoiled

Commentators mentioned it during the Russia v Denmark game too.

[Slippers]

Next door's builders have failed to show up for the second week on the trot.

It wouldn't normally bother me but the stupid fuckers knocked down the wall that divided our front gardens when they demolished the garage.

[paulrazor]

why do we have to get old?

you'd love a time where it just stays still forever

Aunt of mine died this morning, thinking back to being a kid and this people were just made of granite back then it seemed. not so much anymore.

[AndyMuller]

why do we have to get old?

you'd love a time where it just stays still forever

Aunt of mine died this morning, thinking back to being a kid and this people were just made of granite back then it seemed. not so much anymore.

Sorry for your loss mate.

[rob1966]

why do we have to get old?

you'd love a time where it just stays still forever

Aunt of mine died this morning, thinking back to being a kid and this people were just made of granite back then it seemed. not so much anymore.

Sorry to hear that.

It's shit isn't it, we lost a lad in work last month, I'd known him 20 years, cancer got him at the second attempt, he was only 55. One of my best mates also had the same rare cancer, he died at 48 a few years ago.

[Nobby Reserve]

Just seen on BBC website the winner of this years “Worlds Strongest man”

Always watch this over Christmas/New year and love it. But now it’s spoiled

Aren't you at the age where you'll have forgotten who won it by Xmas?

 

[So… Howard Philips]

Aren't you at the age where you'll have forgotten who won it by Xmas?

 

Won what?

[I've been a good boy]

Next door's builders have failed to show up for the second week on the trot.

It wouldn't normally bother me but the stupid fuckers knocked down the wall that divided our front gardens when they demolished the garage.

I blame the food. People have no idea what kind of shit they're putting into their bodies and it shows.

[Tesco tearaway]

Next door's builders have failed to show up for the second week on the trot.

It wouldn't normally bother me but the stupid fuckers knocked down the wall that divided our front gardens when they demolished the garage

I blame the food. People have no idea what kind of shit they're putting into their bodies and it shows.

I quite agree mate.
I once ate a portion of genetically modified sprouts and blew my wife right out of the bedroom window.

[paulrazor]

Sorry for your loss mate.

thanks

Sorry to hear that.

It's shit isn't it, we lost a lad in work last month, I'd known him 20 years, cancer got him at the second attempt, he was only 55. One of my best mates also had the same rare cancer, he died at 48 a few years ago.

thats awful Rob. Really sad

[Red Beret]

why do we have to get old?

you'd love a time where it just stays still forever

Aunt of mine died this morning, thinking back to being a kid and this people were just made of granite back then it seemed. not so much anymore.

Sorry to hear that.

It's shit isn't it, we lost a lad in work last month, I'd known him 20 years, cancer got him at the second attempt, he was only 55. One of my best mates also had the same rare cancer, he died at 48 a few years ago.

Condolences to you both.

I turn 48 in a couple of months myself.  It is indeed a stark reminder that time marches on with no let up. My dad barely made 60; I can vividly remember my dad at 48 because that was the age his dad passed.

[rob1966]

Cheers both

[RedSince86]

Sleep paralysis.

Had it this morning at 4:30am, felt like it was 5 mins but was probably under a minute.

Panicking and thinking i wasn't breathing.

Felt like a right idiot when it was over, didn't even wake up the other half either.

It's horrible though, feels like you are moving your arms and legs panicking but you're not.

[Crimson]

Sleep paralysis.

Had it this morning at 4:30am, felt like it was 5 mins but was probably under a minute.

Panicking and thinking i wasn't breathing.

Felt like a right idiot when it was over, didn't even wake up the other half either.

It's horrible though, feels like you are moving your arms and legs panicking but you're not.

Remember I had some night terrors when I was younger. Especially two episodes.

1. Me feeling like I'm awake, but with my eyes closed and something sitting on my chest. Remember thinking no way would I open my eyes...

2. Waking up as something slapped me across the face, I saw a shadowy figure running across the room. Some time later, I hear a terrible banging at the door leading onto a veranda with no other entry point (and on the second floor).

Horrible 

[paulrazor]

Condolences to you both.

I turn 48 in a couple of months myself.  It is indeed a stark reminder that time marches on with no let up. My dad barely made 60; I can vividly remember my dad at 48 because that was the age his dad passed.

thanks

Rs,86
Sleep paralysis is awful. I had a nap at home one day in couch. Rain or something was hitting the back door. Panicked for a sec thinking it might be a burglar. I'd have been defenceless as I couldn't move my head off the pillow. Horrible feeling

[Barneylfc∗]

What is it with this craze of launching pints in the air when a goal is scored? Gets right on my fucking snatch that. Just watched a video on twitter of some prick throwing 5 pints off a table when Sterling scored. Why?

[AndyMuller]

What is it with this craze of launching pints in the air when a goal is scored? Gets right on my fucking snatch that. Just watched a video on twitter of some prick throwing 5 pints off a table when Sterling scored. Why?

INGURLAND ARENT WE!

[Brain Potter]

Misplacing either my car keys, wallet or tv remote in the house and not being able to find. Happens far too often to me.

[rob1966]

Misplacing either my car keys, wallet or tv remote in the house and not being able to find. Happens far too often to me.

Missus is sick to death of me asking "have you seen my keys?". Luckily I have a spare set which I "usually" keep in a drawer in the bedroom.

Worst was when I had my stepdads car as he was on holiday. I opened it up to put my laptop in it, then when it was time to take the kids to school, I couldn't find the keys - ran around like a loon trying to find them, gave up, walked the kids to school, rang work to say I'd be late. I turned the couches upside down, retraced my steps all around the house and an hour later I eventually found the keys in the kids clothes cupboard in their bedroom.

[rob1966]

The missus is singing Man Utd songs while she makes tea for some weird reason. Its not so much her bad singing that's doing my head, but just how shockingly fucking bad their songs are

[Tesco tearaway]

The missus is singing Man Utd songs while she makes tea for some weird reason. Its not so much her bad singing that's doing my head, but just how shockingly fucking bad their songs are

Is she singing "Feed the Scouser; let him know its dinner time." 

[afc tukrish]

Is she singing "Feed the Scouser; let him know its dinner time." 

Rob's singing that one...

[Statto Red]

Rob's singing that one...

 

[Tesco tearaway]

Rob's singing that one...

 

[Statto Red]

Where's Capon with that with the "where's me pudding" banner which is what Rob will be shouting at his missus.

[Nobby Reserve]

Me to the wife: We're overspending, and spending a shitload of money on overpriced shit; we need to cut back

Wife in response: I agree. Let's cut back.


>> Wife overspends, mostly on overpriced shit <<


Me to wife: We're supposed to be cutting back, and you can get that stuff cheaper anyway.

Wife in response: Why are you starting a row? It's [insert amount] more expensive and I couldn't be bothered going to [insert alternative shop]. Fucking hell, you're being a control freak.


>> bank statement comes in <<


Wife: Why have we spent so much money again?

[rob1966]

Rob's singing that one...

[Statto Red]

That annoying press green to watch from start banner that always appears when you switch to a BBC channel.

[redbyrdz]

Hermes have delivered my parcel to a neighbour, but aren't saying which one, and they haven't left a card. All I have is a photo of my parcel and someone's feet.

[So… Howard Philips]

Hermes have delivered my parcel to a neighbour, but aren't saying which one, and they haven't left a card. All I have is a photo of my parcel and someone's feet.

You need the help of a Prince Charming.