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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #40 on: November 19, 2012, 10:57:49 pm »
I'm a best man on Saturday. I've put together most of my speech but I'm in desperate need of an opening gag. I've trawled the internet and only found stuff I've heard a million times before and now I'm shittin one. Any ideas?
Before I start I'd like both the bride and groom to stand up (get them to stand) and gaze into each others eyes. Look deep inside.
You're looking at the person who is most likely to kill you.

My brother used that at my wedding in July - it raised the roof, brilliant.
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #41 on: November 20, 2012, 05:09:42 pm »
Congratulations boltongirl ;D You'll have a great day.

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #42 on: November 20, 2012, 05:15:22 pm »
At least you still have another few days, to think things through.

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #43 on: November 20, 2012, 05:39:42 pm »
Before I start I'd like both the bride and groom to stand up (get them to stand) and gaze into each others eyes. Look deep inside.
You're looking at the person who is most likely to kill you.

My brother used that at my wedding in July - it raised the roof, brilliant.

Cheers ace. Might just go with that!

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #44 on: November 21, 2012, 11:20:26 am »
Congrats boltongirl! Italy next year? What about a romantic trip to the Venice area in the first week of December?

That would be gorgeous - we can't afford it until next year though! Hoping for April to link in with his 30th birthday! xx
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #45 on: November 21, 2012, 11:21:25 am »
Congratulations boltongirl ;D You'll have a great day.

Thank you hun :)
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #46 on: November 23, 2012, 10:11:06 pm »
Good luck for tomorrow, have a fabulous day!

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #47 on: November 24, 2012, 12:20:30 am »
Bolton what are you thinking?

Getting married in the footie season, what's that all about? Fortunately for you the game has been allocated for Sunday thank f**k for that. Anyhow congratulations to you both for later today and all the best.

p.s. the best man could read these RAWK posts instead of the traditional wedding cards.
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #48 on: November 24, 2012, 12:53:12 am »
ah! you'll be married in a few hours! jokes aside All the best Boltongirl! may you have a loving and wonderful rest of your lives together and new little reds may come from it.
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #49 on: November 24, 2012, 01:24:38 am »
Good luck today!

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #50 on: November 24, 2012, 05:38:13 am »
Football without fans is nothing.

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #51 on: November 24, 2012, 07:12:48 am »
Good Luck ! Enjoy every minute x
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #52 on: November 25, 2012, 10:18:29 am »
How did it go then?
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #53 on: November 25, 2012, 11:38:24 pm »
How did it go then?

Pretty shit if she's replying on RAWK already  ;D
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #54 on: November 26, 2012, 09:57:09 am »
It was amazing!!! Thank you for the messages xx
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #55 on: November 26, 2012, 10:12:45 am »
It was amazing!!! Thank you for the messages xx

Perhaps you could add a little more detail, and some pictures?. Congratulations

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #56 on: November 26, 2012, 10:19:10 am »
It was amazing!!! Thank you for the messages xx

Pics or it never happened.

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #57 on: November 26, 2012, 11:36:34 am »
It was amazing!!! Thank you for the messages xx
Congratulations :) x
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #58 on: November 27, 2012, 06:22:39 am »
Pic is on my Twitter.. twitter.com/beckyrosestar88 xxx
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #59 on: November 27, 2012, 11:32:42 am »
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #60 on: November 27, 2012, 12:58:06 pm »
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #61 on: November 27, 2012, 01:34:46 pm »
Pics or GTFO :D

Congratulations, wish you all the best :)

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #62 on: November 28, 2012, 07:45:38 am »
How do i put pics on here? X
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #63 on: November 28, 2012, 09:28:59 am »
Underneath the box where you write the reply, there is 'Attachments and other options'. Add them through there, or use photobucket or something. Max size is 200kb per photo
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #64 on: November 28, 2012, 12:01:27 pm »
How do i put pics on here? X

or if you've already got the pics hosted elsewhere like facebook just right click on the pick and click copy image url or link or whatever it says and put each pic between these two tags without the *, one pic per tag though.

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