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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #200 on: February 14, 2018, 09:40:13 pm »
Honestly, there isn't a team in Europe that we couldn't put at least 3 goals past.  People will pretend that it's because Porto are shite, but really, we made them look shite. Their biggest home defeat in the CL says it all. Highest scores in the CL and a defence that's getting stronger and stronger.

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #201 on: February 14, 2018, 09:40:13 pm »
So, on a knife edge then.

Well in red(orange) men.  Pleased for Mane too. Very much enjoyed that.

Also liked the way Milner stood well back after Firmino scored as he knew Bobby was about to do something mad. 

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #202 on: February 14, 2018, 09:40:16 pm »
Well that went better than expected, probably better than anyone expected. We could have had seven or eight if our shooting boots had been on in the first half.

Dominant in every area of the pitch but I think a special mention has to go to the defence. An away game in the knockout stage of the CL and they barely got a sniff. Van Dijk immense again.

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #203 on: February 14, 2018, 09:40:19 pm »
Fuck me sideways
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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #204 on: February 14, 2018, 09:40:20 pm »
Well and truly beaten life out of opponent. Anfield gig will be immense.
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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #205 on: February 14, 2018, 09:40:23 pm »
Impressive. Most impressive.

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #206 on: February 14, 2018, 09:40:38 pm »
Van dijk looks like an accomplished defender.

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #207 on: February 14, 2018, 09:40:41 pm »
Feck sake! The ONE game I don't give an outrageously optimistic prediction for!  >:(

Brilliant brilliant brilliant brilliant brilliant < thats 5 count em!

Fantastic evening, performance and result! Everyone was excellent so don't want to pick anyone out except to say - Sadio is back!!!  ;D

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #208 on: February 14, 2018, 09:40:42 pm »
Meh - midfield still weak: Henderson permacrocked, Milner old man, Gini shite away from home, let alone out of the country. Defense frail, goalie still too green. Forwards ok. We got lucky

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #209 on: February 14, 2018, 09:40:43 pm »
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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #210 on: February 14, 2018, 09:40:49 pm »
5-star performance!

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #211 on: February 14, 2018, 09:41:04 pm »
Fantastic
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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #212 on: February 14, 2018, 09:41:04 pm »
Fuck me, Think I'll get me boots out the shed, reckon I could get a game back at Anfield, Klopp should put the ladies reserve team out
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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #213 on: February 14, 2018, 09:41:06 pm »
St Valentine's day massacre.

Fucking superb redmen!!  :wellin
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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #214 on: February 14, 2018, 09:41:10 pm »


Orange fucking dynamite.   8)

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #215 on: February 14, 2018, 09:41:14 pm »
Fuck me that was good, don’t expect this thread to get into double digits
We are at 06th page so it’s already double digits.

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #216 on: February 14, 2018, 09:41:17 pm »
Who needs a 2nd leg

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #217 on: February 14, 2018, 09:41:18 pm »
I love this neon orange highlighter kit

Crushed them

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #218 on: February 14, 2018, 09:41:19 pm »
I think we have a good chance of getting through to the next round.

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #219 on: February 14, 2018, 09:41:21 pm »
Outstanding. What a team.
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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #220 on: February 14, 2018, 09:41:23 pm »
Remarkable stuff. Mané finding a team to take his frustrations out. Well deserved hat-trick

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #221 on: February 14, 2018, 09:41:26 pm »
Most of the teams we destroy are  8)

They were unbeaten in 15 with only a single goal conceded in the last six before tonight. We took a good team and shredded them.

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #222 on: February 14, 2018, 09:41:34 pm »
Great result no complaints whats not to like? Well done Red Men!
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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #223 on: February 14, 2018, 09:41:46 pm »
Every single player was fucking fantastic tonight. I’m more than happy with a quarter final place this season but anything could happen with this team.

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #224 on: February 14, 2018, 09:41:48 pm »
So who do we want in the draw? Sevilla will do nicely for me.

Barca with Coutinho sitting in the stands watching them get humiliated.

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #225 on: February 14, 2018, 09:41:50 pm »
Away goals could be crucial

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #226 on: February 14, 2018, 09:41:56 pm »
Have we missed the champions league or has the champions league missed us?

Think the lads enjoyed that as did the travelling loo.  It's good to be back!


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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #227 on: February 14, 2018, 09:42:05 pm »
The only way this night could get better is if Rita Ora suddenly appears and asks to sit on my face.

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #228 on: February 14, 2018, 09:42:07 pm »
Beautiful!

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #229 on: February 14, 2018, 09:42:09 pm »
Sadio obviously Man of the Match.

But so many great performances.

Gini and Milner both great.

Robbo is just so good.

Virgil like a tower of power. And Dejan nice and composed by his side.

Obs Bobby and Mo, well just Bobby and Mo.

Loris didn't have to make a hard save, but was very composed and assertive.

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #230 on: February 14, 2018, 09:42:11 pm »
Someone should make a Valentine's Day massacre joke
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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #231 on: February 14, 2018, 09:42:13 pm »
Porto made it from group of Monaco and Leipzig so they are not really that shite at all.

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #232 on: February 14, 2018, 09:42:15 pm »
That was about as dominant as it gets away from home in Europe. Absolutely brilliant.

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #233 on: February 14, 2018, 09:42:22 pm »
Who needs a 2nd leg

Girls called Eileen
Or Peg
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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #234 on: February 14, 2018, 09:42:26 pm »
Get the fuck in!

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #235 on: February 14, 2018, 09:42:28 pm »
1978 and 1984 - its written in the stars.

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #236 on: February 14, 2018, 09:42:29 pm »
They were unbeaten in 15 with only a single goal conceded in the last six before tonight. We took a good team and shredded them.

Exactly. Shite. Manchester City were too.
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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #237 on: February 14, 2018, 09:42:32 pm »
Bugger me sideways with a fish fork.

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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #238 on: February 14, 2018, 09:42:33 pm »
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Re: CL: Porto 0 v LFC 5 (Mane 25 53 85 Salah 28 Bobby 69)
« Reply #239 on: February 14, 2018, 09:42:35 pm »
I reckon they won't even field their best team in the return leg. Such was our demolition
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