However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.
If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.
Fuck. That's the second overload on Chelsea's left that thy should have scored from in three minutes. What a miss
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.
What a coach Marco Silva is.
I know he missed that sitter but Richarlison has been a great signing for Watford
For once Watford might try and keep a manager beyond one season!
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.