Author Topic: There's some mice in my kitchen what am i gonna do?  (Read 13371 times)

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Re: There's some mice in my kitchen what am i gonna do?
« Reply #160 on: February 17, 2018, 10:27:03 am »
Take 1, maybe 2 cats - 3 if you so wish. 1 Hessian sack, 1 house brick, 1 some small piece of  twine or rope like material for a bag knot and 1 unassuming canal

Voila!



they've gone awol overnight.  wife leading a search party out now.


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Re: There's some mice in my kitchen what am i gonna do?
« Reply #161 on: February 17, 2018, 11:51:13 am »
they've gone awol overnight.  wife leading a search party out now.



They'll be in some crazy old womans house
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Re: There's some mice in my kitchen what am i gonna do?
« Reply #162 on: February 17, 2018, 05:20:49 pm »
they've gone awol overnight.  wife leading a search party out now.



Maybe the mice have had them. Or you've got bigger holes in your walls than you thought.
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Re: There's some mice in my kitchen what am i gonna do?
« Reply #163 on: February 19, 2018, 08:47:14 am »
Hope you find them okay. Sweet looking murderous kitties.
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Re: There's some mice in my kitchen what am i gonna do?
« Reply #164 on: February 19, 2018, 11:22:08 am »
God bless cats and their eternal war on rodents. Making the world a better place for people like myself with mouse/rat phobias.

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Re: There's some mice in my kitchen what am i gonna do?
« Reply #165 on: February 19, 2018, 02:24:30 pm »
old school 1 - 0 kittens

this has been lurking under washing machine.

wife is suggesting we have to disarm all defensive installations to give the kittens a free run.

i shall report back but reports that horse is claiming an assist are as yet unconfirmed.

VAR Suggests that Horse was offsides when the rodent was played. Assist not given.
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Re: There's some mice in my kitchen what am i gonna do?
« Reply #166 on: February 19, 2018, 02:28:53 pm »
VAR Suggests that Horse was offsides when the rodent was played. Assist not given.

Dint know VAR was active when Van Nistelroy and Neville were still playing
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Re: There's some mice in my kitchen what am i gonna do?
« Reply #167 on: February 20, 2018, 03:31:33 pm »
Did your missus find the killers?

Have they broken their cherry in killing some rodent scum?

Did Horse get a confirmed assist?
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Re: There's some mice in my kitchen what am i gonna do?
« Reply #168 on: February 21, 2018, 09:54:59 am »
Any sign of the furry Kray Twins yet, Hass?
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Re: There's some mice in my kitchen what am i gonna do?
« Reply #169 on: February 21, 2018, 10:25:08 am »
Nothing beats LDN mice.
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Re: There's some mice in my kitchen what am i gonna do?
« Reply #170 on: February 23, 2018, 03:58:09 pm »
VAR Suggests that Horse was offsides when the rodent was played. Assist not given.

LOL.  VAR has shown that horse took a crafty dump in the guest bedroom this morning.

on the plus side we haven't seen a mouse since the boys arrived. 

they eat non-stop; sleep 80% of the day and are now comfortable being stroked.

they also go rambo at night time.  i woke up to find bunny drinking from the glass of water i had by my bed.

good to know he's watching over us.