Breaking News from Barca's HQ:
After much speculation on the future of Barcelona FC with the imminent retirement of chief machismo Lawnmowerman, we can officially announce that Inter boss Betty Blue has been named his successor. He will take up the position after the final game of the current season. Despite talks of disbanding the club after fans reportedly began burning their shirts and ransacking the club shop after LM confirmed his departure, the men at the top have decided to take a gamble on the young hotshot Inter boss. Mr Blue was himself rumoured to be quitting football at the end of the season to concentrate on other things, but it seems the lure of the Barcelona job has seen him make an incredible u-turn.
Fan response has been neutral so far with many believing the young manager has shown the potential to succeed at the top level after some impressive cup runs at Inter (including one trophy) and a points per game average on par with many clubs above their status. However, the LMBFC supporters club have already shown their outrage by dubbing the appointment David Moyes MKII and claiming the job is too much too early for Blue. The man of the moment broke his silence briefly earlier today to say this "Neymar, fuck yeah!". Wise words indeed.
Meanwhile, Riots in Greece continue as many fear for the lives of a number of SMers who remain missing since the Barca news began to filter through. In other news, Kasper Dolberg and Alexander Isak were found huddled in the corner of the Inter dressing room crying into each other's arms and clinging to a training top Mr Blue had left in the laundry pile.