Author Topic: Post your dreams (Read 43188 times)

Stussy · « **Reply #40 on:** May 22, 2009, 12:58:22 pm »

Dreamt I was paintballing and was in a one-on-one death match with Amy Winehouse, we were stalking each other through the forest and in the end I got her against a wall and shot her with orange paint bullets

Batukop · « **Reply #41 on:** May 22, 2009, 01:08:46 pm »

Quote from: lfsea on May 22, 2009, 01:00:59 pm

Had an incredibly irritating dream about my ex-girlfriend. It was just normal, we were still going out and we went and had a picnic down by the Dee, it everything was beautiful.

Broke my heart when I woke up.

I used to dwell on past relationships and pine desperatly after ex girlfriends, then something changed. I think it happened when I started looking at on line porn. Seriously. I got less emotional towards women. Its a horrible admission. I'm not saying go and look at porn every night. But when I reached my late thirties I seemed to give up the ghost on thinking about exes. Women are brutally realistic and less sentimental and practical than us fellas. I now have a great partner who loves me and I love her, but it took me a long time to get to this place.

God, I'm great arent I?

Anyway, all Im saying is, be brutal and forget the past, its a previous chapter. And women are even more ruthless on this.

Stussy · « **Reply #42 on:** May 22, 2009, 01:13:09 pm »

Quote from: lfsea on May 22, 2009, 01:00:59 pm

Broke my heart when I woke up.

I've had lots of dreams where you wake up and rub your eyes and feel sad that the dream ended because it was a happy dream.

From nightmares you really do wake up and think 'thank god it was all just a dream', I mean you really do feel a tangible sense of relief.

Batukop · « **Reply #43 on:** May 22, 2009, 01:16:20 pm »

Quote from: Batukop on May 22, 2009, 01:08:46 pm

I used to dwell on past relationships and pine desperatly after ex girlfriends, then something changed. I think it happened when I started looking at on line porn. Seriously. I got less emotional towards women. Its a horrible admission. I'm not saying go and look at porn every night. But when I reached my late thirties I seemed to give up the ghost on thinking about exes. Women are brutally realistic and less sentimental and practical than us fellas. I now have a great partner who loves me and I love her, but it took me a long time to get to this place.

I doint think this sounds quite right. Im not advocating watching loads of porn. Im just saying you toughen up as you get older. Hope you appreciated my unsolicited advice....ahem.

God, I'm great arent I?

Anyway, all Im saying is, be brutal and forget the past, its a previous chapter. And women are even more ruthless on this.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #44 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:02:00 pm »

Quote from: lfsea on May 22, 2009, 01:13:28 pm

I have, that's why it was such an annoying dream. The girl was from about 3 years ago. Maybe there's something I haven't let go of...
That's why it broke my heart, selfishly, I was annoyed at being back in reality.

Your knob?

43 and counting! · « **Reply #45 on:** May 22, 2009, 04:31:49 pm »

the one dream I remember most, that had me smiling when I woke up, was a dream a few years back in which i won the lottery. realistic as fuck. 7 million. brilliant dream that was. when I woke, it was a mid winter rainy Monday morning, and I was late for work.

lainey · « **Reply #46 on:** May 23, 2009, 12:24:22 pm »

last night - Ian Rush came back

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #47 on:** May 23, 2009, 12:49:32 pm »

Last night I dreamt I was showing Mark Lawrenson around my home town.

lionel_messias · « **Reply #48 on:** May 23, 2009, 01:03:37 pm »

I cannot believe noone has mentioned Diego Capel

gerrardspetal · « **Reply #49 on:** November 18, 2009, 11:53:53 am »

In my dream last night I was out with friends for a meal and my tooth fell out. $:-\$

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #50 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:47:19 pm »

Went to the doctor the other day and said I keep having this dream, where these beautiful girls keep coming towards me and I keep pushing them away, and they keep coming towards me and I can't stop myself pushing them away. He says "What do you want me to do?", I said "Break my arms..."

_{©Tommy Cooper}

Mr Mojo Risin' · « **Reply #51 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:48:20 pm »

usually females,usually wet.

gerrardspetal · « **Reply #52 on:** November 18, 2009, 06:05:58 pm »

Quote from: Barney_Rubble on November 18, 2009, 05:47:19 pm

Went to the doctor the other day and said I keep having this dream, where these beautiful girls keep coming towards me and I keep pushing them away, and they keep coming towards me and I can't stop myself pushing them away. He says "What do you want me to do?", I said "Break my arms..."

_{©Tommy Cooper}

AnfieldIron · « **Reply #53 on:** February 6, 2010, 12:12:47 pm »

Had a dream the other night that as part of my course at Uni (I do Web Design) we had to take these plastic, electronic babies out into the city centre in Leeds, and mother/father them for the day. Anyway I get fed up and sack mine off in the bin and hang with my mates, who have decided to keep their dolls. All is good and we spend the day pratting about, even buying a nice 99 from the ice cream van. After the day we get back into our class and report back to my tutorer. I make up some phony excuse about how my doll didn't work and decided to partner up with my girlfriend who was also in my class

She looks disappointed and gives me a grade F. She then e-mails me naked pictures of herself to my e-mail and tell me she wants to start an affair with me!

wtf?!

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #54 on:** February 6, 2010, 03:43:47 pm »

I had a long complicated dream involving the supernatural, long night drives through an evil-looking city, and a sinister plot by Morgan Freeman to murder someone and take over the world. If only I could remember the whole thing, I'd have a bloody awesome movie on my hands.

Treasure Everywhere · « **Reply #55 on:** February 7, 2010, 01:22:19 pm »

I dreamt recently that one of the Queen's secretaries called and invited me for a five-a-side with the Queen that afternoon, followed by dinner. I accepted, then realised I didn't have any footy boots, and there was a Liverpool match on in the evening. I didn't have a phone number for the secretary, so I started wondering what happens to someone who stands up the Queen...

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #56 on:** February 7, 2010, 02:14:17 pm »

There was one time when I was running a really high fever, something like nearly forty degrees celsius and I had previously watched Joss Whedon's Serenity a little while ago. I kid you not, the entire night I dreamt of River Tam (a character from the movie, played by a waifish, ballet-dancer girl) beating up people non-stop, like a kung-fu movie fight scene that went on and on and on. It was quite exhausting.

Might have something to do with reading this comic as well.

Samee · « **Reply #57 on:** February 7, 2010, 07:33:28 pm »

Last night's was about a girl and a hat.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #58 on:** February 7, 2010, 07:35:37 pm »

Last week I got the train from Kirkby to Vietnam with a load of scaffolding poles.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #59 on:** February 7, 2010, 07:46:01 pm »

The most bizarre, daftest dream I've had of late was, I dreamt that I went on a fun run with King Kenny and Ant and Dec.

Koplass · « **Reply #60 on:** February 7, 2010, 10:30:49 pm »

Quote from: Terry De Niro on February 7, 2010, 07:46:01 pm

The most bizarre, daftest dream I've had of late was, I dreamt that I went on a fun run with King Kenny and Ant and Dec.

Mouth · « **Reply #61 on:** February 7, 2010, 10:44:26 pm »

A while ago I had a recurring nightmare that I was being sexually assaulted by Harrison Ford

Mouth · « **Reply #62 on:** February 7, 2010, 10:51:23 pm »

Quote from: lfsea on February 7, 2010, 10:49:13 pm

Forgot I was quite so bleak last time I posted in this thread.

Had a dream recently that I was working with Vernon Kay as waiters at Ice-T and Claire Sweeney's joint birthday party.

Fucking hell, kill yourself.

El Denzel Pepito · « **Reply #63 on:** February 7, 2010, 10:53:06 pm »

Wayne fucking Rooney boning my sister!?

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #64 on:** February 7, 2010, 10:53:51 pm »

Quote from: El_9_Nino on February 7, 2010, 10:53:06 pm

Wayne fucking Rooney boning my sister!?

Is she fit?

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #65 on:** February 7, 2010, 10:54:47 pm »

Quote from: Terry De Niro on February 7, 2010, 10:53:51 pm

Is she ~~fit~~ 70?

Roady · « **Reply #66 on:** February 7, 2010, 10:56:39 pm »

had a dream the other day that i was shaggin some bird i used to live with in uni and shes now on the telly,which might be why i had a dream about her.She was a right good shag and i was gutted when i woke up.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #67 on:** February 7, 2010, 10:57:02 pm »

Quote from: King Richard IV on February 7, 2010, 10:54:47 pm

Twat.

*EDIT* You're referring to "Wazza"

Mouth · « **Reply #68 on:** February 7, 2010, 10:58:34 pm »

Quote from: Roady on February 7, 2010, 10:56:39 pm

had a dream the other day that i was shaggin some bird i used to live with in uni and shes now on the telly,which might be why i had a dream about her.She was a right good shag and i was gutted when i woke up.

Did you used to live with Ann Widdecombe?

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #69 on:** February 7, 2010, 10:58:47 pm »

Quote from: Terry De Niro on February 7, 2010, 10:57:02 pm

Twat.

*EDIT* You're referring to "Wazza"

Yeah, I know your limit is 65 year olds

Roady · « **Reply #70 on:** February 7, 2010, 10:59:52 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on February 7, 2010, 10:58:34 pm

Did you used to live with Ann Widdecombe?

haha alas not. Caroline Hacking.Shes some presenter or granada on show biz or something like that.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #71 on:** February 7, 2010, 11:01:53 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on February 7, 2010, 10:58:34 pm

Did you used to live with Ann Widdecombe?

Have I missed something referring to the fat ugly one?

Mouth · « **Reply #72 on:** February 7, 2010, 11:03:56 pm »

Quote from: Terry De Niro on February 7, 2010, 11:01:53 pm

Have I missed something referring to the fat ugly one?

Just Chopper & Fudge expressing their desire to spit roast her.

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=253611.0

lauz · « **Reply #73 on:** February 7, 2010, 11:04:25 pm »

I have some fucked up dreams, for instance i dreamt that I had 4 fat ugly men following me in a red ford station wagon from the 1990's,they tried giving me a nokia 3310 so they could monitor me i said no and they just followed me and tried to kidnap me.

and another one the other night was that I shaved my hair off to try and impress my ex, and it worked. bizarre.

Mouth · « **Reply #74 on:** February 7, 2010, 11:06:01 pm »

Quote from: lauz on February 7, 2010, 11:04:25 pm

and another one the other night was that I shaved my hair off to try and impress my ex, and it worked. bizarre.

Of course it worked, but waxing might be a better idea.

J_Kopite · « **Reply #75 on:** February 7, 2010, 11:08:28 pm »

Had one where I went to school and all the teachers had heads of cartoon characters, was quite bizzare being taught the reproductive system by Top Cat like

Koplass · « **Reply #76 on:** February 7, 2010, 11:17:15 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on February 7, 2010, 10:44:26 pm

A while ago I had a recurring nightmare that I was being sexually assaulted by Harrison Ford

WTF? I love this thread!

Komic · « **Reply #77 on:** February 7, 2010, 11:22:50 pm »

Had a dream the other night that I was walking home from a mate's house and there's a random old woman walking a dog when the dog jumps up and bites my hand. I'm not so sure on how it followed on but also remember I got to put the dog down, via electric chair.

Mouth · « **Reply #78 on:** February 7, 2010, 11:25:11 pm »

Quote from: Koplass on February 7, 2010, 11:17:15 pm

WTF? I love this thread!

I'm glad my ordeal amuses you

Cochise · « **Reply #79 on:** February 9, 2010, 02:44:54 pm »

Had a dream last night that I had an argument with a mod (think it was Pheeny) over them deleting my post and saying I was a known liar, so I opened a new account with the username 'Pik-a-chu'