Topic: Britain's Hardest?

[redmen9]

Shit TV Show on sky 3 (011 Freeview) Hosted by East End hardman Phil Mitchel aka Steve McFadden. This show supposedly hosts the cream of Britain's hard cases going head to head against each other in such contests as smashig a motor to bits with a sledge hammer and holding your breath under water (in a glass box) etc etc

Fuckin' hard cases my arse!  These are just fatty rugger bugger types from Hertsfodeshire etc or roofers from Doncaster competing for some worthless trophy.  Fuck I wouldn't be bothered if it wasn't for the fact that there's nothing but shite on the other channels to watch!

How's about a RAWK hardest competition?  I challenge you fuckers........I once ate 6 I REPEAT SIX!!! Weetabix in one go!    Beat that!

[Pheeny]

I once slept in the same hotel room as John Hall...
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[redmen9]

I once slept in the same hotel room as John Hall...
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In the same bed?  If so, I guess that trumps my weetabix boast!!

[Pheeny]

I once slept in the same hotel room as John Hall...
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says nowt about the same bed!

[America's Sweetheart]

I nearly died* in pregnancy, had a Casaerean, and was up and around three days later, with only over-the-counter painkillers.

Like to see any of you hard-cases beat that



*Note: This claim may include an element of exaggeration for effect. But I really could've popped my clogs.

[Fat Tony]

I once sat with a whole row of 'brummie reds' and refrained from punching any of them, while hearing them butchering our anthem in a strong Birmingham accent. It takes a harder man to walk away.

[Emlyn18]

I can eat a tescos jam doughnut in one bite.

[The Scouseologist]

Its me tonight la!

[SMD]

I was jumped on by a fat Scotsman, arse first.

Not even a bruise.

[Maggie May]

Had a length of innards chopped out.  Discharged from hospital four days later on the Christmas Eve.  Cooked the Christmas Dinner the following day.  On New Year's Eve morning my stiches burst and I returned to hospital to be re-sewn up.  Hosted a New Years Eve party that evening as planned.   Apart from being compulsorily put on a morphine drip post operation, I don't hold with pain killers at all.