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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #280 on: November 23, 2017, 12:12:23 am »
cock.

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #281 on: November 23, 2017, 12:12:24 am »
Big one. Cook gone for 2.
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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #282 on: November 23, 2017, 12:13:55 am »
Well. That's not ideal.

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #283 on: November 23, 2017, 12:13:57 am »
Beautiful delivery from Starc to be fair

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #284 on: November 23, 2017, 12:13:59 am »
Not the ideal start.
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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #285 on: November 23, 2017, 12:14:05 am »
That's one of the things I tend to dislike about test cricket. You get 3 overs of leaving it and barely any runs being scored and then the batsman gets out ;D

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #286 on: November 23, 2017, 12:14:35 am »
Great start.  :butt
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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #287 on: November 23, 2017, 12:14:55 am »
Could see that coming, few in swingers and then the outswinger [emoji85]
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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #288 on: November 23, 2017, 12:15:32 am »
Come on Vincey. These pitches are made for you.
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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #289 on: November 23, 2017, 12:17:42 am »
looked bad that. asking to get an edge.

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #290 on: November 23, 2017, 12:20:51 am »
Beautiful delivery from Starc to be fair

You might be posting that a lot over the next month or so.
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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #291 on: November 23, 2017, 12:24:55 am »
That's one of the things I tend to dislike about test cricket. You get 3 overs of leaving it and barely any runs being scored and then the batsman gets out ;D

Surprised you like football, by that logic. It's all about the tension, isn't it?

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #292 on: November 23, 2017, 12:38:13 am »
Swann is going to do my head in.

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #293 on: November 23, 2017, 12:50:32 am »
Early thoughts after 8 pints...

Swann needs to talk less
Stoneman looks super solid
This pitch is an absolute nursery track

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #294 on: November 23, 2017, 12:51:55 am »
Beautiful response from Vince to Hazelwood chucking the ball at him

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #295 on: November 23, 2017, 12:52:24 am »
This one's good too : http://buffstream.net/tv/watch-bt-sport1-live-stream.php

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #296 on: November 23, 2017, 01:04:22 am »
Swann is going to do my head in.

Me too. But he’ll be going home soon.
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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #297 on: November 23, 2017, 01:05:18 am »
These two looking tidy.
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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #298 on: November 23, 2017, 01:08:11 am »
Good discipline and concentration in that first hour. Have to keep it going for a while yet though.

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #299 on: November 23, 2017, 01:51:38 am »
Aussie commentator on BT is a Liverpool fan thanks to Craig Johnston...  8)

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #300 on: November 23, 2017, 02:07:32 am »
Good couple of hours batting from England after the bad start.
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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #301 on: November 23, 2017, 02:18:05 am »
Steady start!!!
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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #302 on: November 23, 2017, 02:33:58 am »
Just started raining. Light drizzle
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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #303 on: November 23, 2017, 03:42:24 am »
This is one of the things i hate about an Ashes down under.

Most sports you are guaranteed action, but the weather can totally spoil a late night up.

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #304 on: November 23, 2017, 03:55:52 am »
 Overs are off!!!shuldnt be too long
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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #305 on: November 23, 2017, 04:05:35 am »
Rickaaaaay.. just punch swanny...  ;D
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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #306 on: November 23, 2017, 05:08:51 am »
Good morning all

Well that's pleasing  :D

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #307 on: November 23, 2017, 05:34:00 am »
Been up all fucking night with tooth ache. Not registered with a dentist either. Need my wisdom tooth out asap. Fucking killing me!!!! At least listening to this has cheered me up somewhat. Feared the worst when cook got out but we've been dogged here. Good performance so far.
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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #308 on: November 23, 2017, 05:49:26 am »
Vince edges off Lyon for a regulation catch to the keeper.  Dropped.  :D

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #309 on: November 23, 2017, 05:58:51 am »
Stoneman bowled Cummins.  Good delivery nipping back onto the top of middle stump.
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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #310 on: November 23, 2017, 06:03:29 am »
Tea 128/2.  That wicket falling in the last over of the session.

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #311 on: November 23, 2017, 06:20:17 am »
That's a really good effort from stoneman and Vince. Got to accept that world class bowlers will produce belters at some point and once it reverses there's no one better than Starc.

Important that vince tries to push on a little to keep the pressure off root at the other end.
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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #312 on: November 23, 2017, 06:46:24 am »
Vince run out for 83. Damn that feels a waste. Well batted but shame he didn’t go on.

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #313 on: November 23, 2017, 07:02:12 am »
Vince run out for 83. Damn that feels a waste. Well batted but shame he didn’t go on.

Good innings from Vince but feels like a missed opportunity for a really big score.

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #314 on: November 23, 2017, 07:36:57 am »
Root gone. :/

163/4
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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #315 on: November 23, 2017, 07:39:27 am »
Thank fuck for reviews
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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #316 on: November 23, 2017, 08:18:15 am »
196/4 at close.

Decent considering our two top batsmen failed.

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #317 on: November 23, 2017, 08:28:36 am »
In the balance. Not a disastrous day and given Cook and Root barely made any the others acquitted themselves well. Bit of a worry that the new ball is here and after Woakes I can’t see the last three getting many. What’s a good score from here?

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #318 on: November 23, 2017, 08:43:03 am »
196/4 at close.

Decent considering our two top batsmen failed.

11:30pm start this evening.

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Re: The Ashes: England in Australia 2017-18
« Reply #319 on: November 23, 2017, 08:46:42 am »
Vince run out for 83. Damn that feels a waste. Well batted but shame he didn’t go on.

run outs in a test match infuriate me, just no need to risk it.