Topic: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see

[MomoIsBoss]

Actually-winning-a-Premier-League-title-for-a-change-ball.

Tit.

[Tom_B]

You mean something like this. We have a couple of courses in Sweden and they call it football-golf. Done it twice and its a great laugh when you have a couple of beers with you.
18 holes and its a par on every of them from 3 to 5 as in real golf.

Yeah that looks great, exactly the kind of thing I have banged on about to my mates when pissed time and time again. I am planning on going to Sweden soon, I might have to try that.

[MomoIsBoss]

You mean something like this. We have a couple of courses in Sweden and they call it football-golf. Done it twice and its a great laugh when you have a couple of beers with you.
18 holes and its a par on every of them from 3 to 5 as in real golf.

That does look class.

[Sarge]

World Wedgie Championshps.

[Texas Reds Fan]

How about football billiards. On a 6' x 18' patch of grass with the six pockets being holes in the ground and a bumper maybe a foot or two high. The cue ball would be a #2 or #3 football, regular balls would be a #5, and you play just like regular billiards.

[adopted_scouser]

Anybody here watch balls of steel? 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=l8CEzILvtg8

[zabadoh]

Them card bits you get in the middle of some wrapping paper, basicly longer bits of what you get on a toilet roll.  Sword fighting with them.  That's always great fun

The Cardboard Tube Fighting League

[Terry de Niro]

You mean something like this. We have a couple of courses in Sweden and they call it football-golf. Done it twice and its a great laugh when you have a couple of beers with you.
18 holes and its a par on every of them from 3 to 5 as in real golf.

I'd love to have a go at that..

[Frog]

The Cardboard Tube Fighting League

That's Seattle for ya. That was taped at Gas Works Park in the Fremont area of Seattle.

[Swedish_Red]

Yeah that looks great, exactly the kind of thing I have banged on about to my mates when pissed time and time again. I am planning on going to Sweden soon, I might have to try that.

Do it you will not regret it. I mean both the f-golf and visiting Sweden

For all you interested in this growing sport:
http://www.uppsalafotbollsgolf.se/

Appearantly there is the World Cup coming up next year.
A clip of Kaka playing this game in the link too.
On the left you have a link called "bildgalleri" with loads of pics. You can change them on the "välj" (choose) and then "visa" (show) and you can see some batchelor parties for example.

[Roberts LFC]

Id like to see a mixture of Rugby and Football....Oh wait Gaelic Football already covers that

[Gaz123456]

Celebrity fight-to-the-death

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

ding dong ping pong

[Cochise]

I'd like to see footy players have a lttle scrap like they do in hockey.

[Callaghan.]

Checkers

It's called draughts.

As every right-thinking Brit, Pole or Turk will tell you.

[Kelvin_Little]

*IDEA FOR SHOW*

Scally Wars.  (or Chav Wars if you are anywhere other than Liverpool)

Its based upon gladiators. 

Every part of the country (by council) is REQUIRED by law to put a team of 25 of the towns "best" scallys together for the tournament.  All entrats are required to sign a collision and death waiver - we intend to have them sign these in exchange for new burberry, kappa, certain lacoste kit and "lowie" hats.

Teams are drawn in a "round robin" and they are basically put into a big disused building and given loads of "toys".  They then have to fight to the death or until one team is killed.  There are subs allowed, but only when one of your own men has been killed.

This round robin continues until one council or town is crowned champions and all other Chelsea / scallys are dead, and we have managed to cull the population or Chelsea and c*nts in general.

[BarryCrocker]

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[Terry de Niro]

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What the actual fuck?....   

[Qston]

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/E_6d3JBBo4s" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/E_6d3JBBo4s</a>

That's brilliant 

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

Wait did someone in this thread invent FootGolf?!

[Sangria]

The original Olympics were based on warrior disciplines, with the events aiming to give every part of a Greek army a chance to shine. Based on this, I'd like to see the following events.

Slinging
Horse archery

[rossipersempre]

The original Olympics were based on warrior disciplines, with the events aiming to give every part of a Greek army a chance to shine. Based on this, I'd like to see the following events.

Slinging
Horse archery

Team GB would consist exclusively of Everton and Newcastle fans.

[oldman]

Wait did someone in this thread invent FootGolf?!

Football golf has been big in Cornwall for years -on my local course  the 18th is brilliant cos you have to bend a free kick round a four man wall to get near the hole

[FiSh77]

Football golf has been big in Cornwall for years -on my local course  the 18th is brilliant cos you have to bend a free kick round a four man wall to get near the hole

Have they got an Onana hole? make the hole that big that you just need to be slightly on target to guarantee it going in

[duvva 💅]

Someone mentioned speedball a few pages back which was an excellent computer game. I always thought it was inspired by Rollerball - great film and real potential for a new sport. The dregs of society like Tories should be forced to play for our entertainment

[Sangria]

Someone mentioned speedball a few pages back which was an excellent computer game. I always thought it was inspired by Rollerball - great film and real potential for a new sport. The dregs of society like Tories should be forced to play for our entertainment

I wouldn't find it entertaining watching a Tory wrestling with a joystick.

[FiSh77]

I wouldn't find it entertaining watching a Tory wrestling with a joystick.

What if they had an orange in their mouth and a bin bag over their head?

[Crosby Nick]

What if they had an orange in their mouth and a bin bag over their head?

We’re trying to create a new sport here, not a standard Tuesday night.

[Romford_Red]

That's brilliant 

Some of the comments are golden

[lobsterboy]

Celebrity Thunderdome
Two twats enter.
One twat leaves.

[spartan2785]

The original Olympics were based on warrior disciplines, with the events aiming to give every part of a Greek army a chance to shine. Based on this, I'd like to see the following events.

Slinging
Horse archery

Somehow I think the Mongolians might be in favor of a horse archery event in the olympics, just a hunch.

[oldman]

Have they got an Onana hole? make the hole that big that you just need to be slightly on target to guarantee it going in

no but they have an Antony hole which is a par 20

[Sangria]

Somehow I think the Mongolians might be in favor of a horse archery event in the olympics, just a hunch.

It should be part of the Olympics, given the prominence of Scythians and Thracians in ancient Greek history. See also slingers from Rhodes.

[Dr. Beaker]

Synchronised tory flaying.

[Tobelius]

Running Man with politicians as the contestants.

[GoldenGloves25]

ElBall. The ball game where passing, punting and scoring can only be done with the elbow. I've tried it. Its wild.