I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
Craig Burnley V West Ham - WEST HAM WIN - INCORRECT
Oliver should never be allowed near our games. Absolutely disgusting performance from him here.
How are these players so injury-prone? Why are they constantly getting injured? What the fuck are they doing in training and what are the physios for? You can blame it on a pile-up of fixtures and other things but there's no other club, I repeat no other club, that's getting as many injures and as often as we get. Absolutely beyond ridiculous.We're also way too nice. We need to be feigning injuries and surrounding the ref as soon as a tackle lands on one of ours. We get a player down injured and instead they all just stand there looking as if they've been slapped while our players rolls around in pain on the floor.
"Mutual holding" so no pen, but from the resulting corner he blows for a free kick immediately because 2 players are holding each other. 9 free kicks to them, but only 1 to us, yet we've had 65% possession. What the fuck is he doing?