Author Topic: Face of FIFA Jordan Henderson is our captain, show some love. (Read 48333 times)

redmark · « **Reply #80 on:** June 19, 2015, 11:31:47 am »

Quote from: Hij on June 17, 2015, 07:52:04 pm

These sort of internet twats are the dirge of modern footie.

Literally.

robgomm · « **Reply #81 on:** June 19, 2015, 11:56:03 am »

Their short attention spans and compulsive gratification means they will buy FIFA just as they always do and then whinge about the physics of tackles or the ball being too spherical.

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #82 on:** June 19, 2015, 12:47:02 pm »

Hendo has said he will do the Sturridge dance when he next scores a goal if he wins this - now that's a good enough reason for everyone to vote for him surely.

killer-heels · « **Reply #83 on:** June 19, 2015, 12:48:08 pm »

Quote from: redgriffin73 on June 19, 2015, 12:47:02 pm

Hendo has said he will do the Sturridge dance when he next scores a goal if he wins this - now that's a good enough reason for everyone to vote for him surely.

Its barely acceptable on Sturridge and its only allowed because it accompanies a goal

TSC · « **Reply #84 on:** June 19, 2015, 01:46:40 pm »

Is there really a three page thread on this bollix - who gives a toss about a cover of some kids game - average age on here must be about 14.

MrRaptorTurtle · « **Reply #85 on:** June 19, 2015, 01:53:55 pm »

Quote from: TSC on June 19, 2015, 01:46:40 pm

Is there really a three page thread on this bollix - who gives a toss about a cover of some kids game - average age on here must be about 14.

Calm down Grandad, just a bit of fun.

AB LFC · « **Reply #86 on:** June 19, 2015, 02:02:07 pm »

Henderson's hair and face annoys me, so voted Aguero.

AnfieldCat · « **Reply #87 on:** June 19, 2015, 03:25:06 pm »

Quote from: TSC on June 19, 2015, 01:46:40 pm

Is there really a three page thread on this bollix - who gives a toss about a cover of some kids game - average age on here must be about 14.

Carragher, is that you?

Kashinoda · « **Reply #88 on:** June 19, 2015, 03:36:10 pm »

Quote from: TSC on June 19, 2015, 01:46:40 pm

Is there really a three page thread on this bollix - who gives a toss about a cover of some kids game - average age on here must be about 14.

Average age of a gamer is 31

Salger · « **Reply #89 on:** June 19, 2015, 03:56:05 pm »

Nathaniel Clyne just tweeted in favour of this.

Where's that 'it's happening!' gif when you need it.

Rojo O Muerto · « **Reply #90 on:** June 19, 2015, 04:14:27 pm »

Wasn't going to bother until I saw about the "boycott". Hopefully he wins. These are the same spoilt types that rage on Xbox Live after too many red bulls.

Garlicbread · « **Reply #91 on:** June 19, 2015, 04:55:08 pm »

If he gets on the cover he said he promises: "Get into the Champions League, win a trophy, score more worldies than Coutinho, beat José Enrique on FIFA and he will do the Sturridge dance".

brownbear11 · « **Reply #92 on:** June 19, 2015, 05:02:58 pm »

Quote from: Salger on June 19, 2015, 03:56:05 pm

Nathaniel Clyne just tweeted in favour of this.

Where's that 'it's happening!' gif when you need it.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=its+happening+gif

DyingAtheist · « **Reply #93 on:** June 19, 2015, 05:44:18 pm »

People having a problem with this are just...confusing. Lighten up a little will you? Voted for Hendo, voting for anyone else is equally confusing. It's been a confusing day.

thekitkatshuffler · « **Reply #94 on:** June 19, 2015, 07:26:58 pm »

Quote from: TSC on June 19, 2015, 01:46:40 pm

Is there really a three page thread on this bollix - who gives a toss about a cover of some kids game - average age on here must be about 14.

Haha! Takes the time to come into a thread he disapproves of, accuses those taking part of being kids and then spells bollocks like that.

Take a bow, mate.

thekitkatshuffler · « **Reply #95 on:** June 19, 2015, 07:29:29 pm »

Quote from: Salger on June 19, 2015, 03:56:05 pm

Nathaniel Clyne just tweeted in favour of this.

Where's that 'it's happening!' gif when you need it.

His tweet doesn't mean he's signing. Just that he can empathise with the pain of having a misshapen head.

markedasred · « **Reply #96 on:** June 19, 2015, 07:38:22 pm »

Quote from: thekitkatshuffler on June 19, 2015, 07:29:29 pm

His tweet doesn't mean he's signing. Just that he can empathise with the pain of having a misshapen head.

Wot choo bringin Joleon Lescott in to this 4

Anyway, I voted for him, despite the fact that I will never buy this game or play any computer game any time soon, such a waste of life, as indeed I believe twitter to be. Still, takes all sorts.

Zoomers · « **Reply #97 on:** June 19, 2015, 07:40:28 pm »

Quote from: thekitkatshuffler on June 19, 2015, 07:26:58 pm

Haha! Takes the time to come into a thread he disapproves of, accuses those taking part of being kids and then spells bollocks like that.

Take a bow, mate.

Touche

stockdam · « **Reply #98 on:** June 19, 2015, 08:09:29 pm »

Who really cares? I'd prefer to see him score 15 goals next season.

thekitkatshuffler · « **Reply #99 on:** June 19, 2015, 08:47:40 pm »

Quote from: Shit Memes on June 19, 2015, 08:09:29 pm

Who really cares? I'd prefer to see him score 15 goals next season.

I'm not sure we can vote that into reality though, fella.

Chakan · « **Reply #100 on:** June 19, 2015, 08:49:03 pm »

Quote from: thekitkatshuffler on June 19, 2015, 08:47:40 pm

I'm not sure we can vote that into reality though, fella.

Well ...

http://metro.co.uk/2015/06/19/jordan-henderson-releases-hilarious-manifesto-to-be-on-the-cover-of-fifa-16-5254303/

Kashinoda · « **Reply #101 on:** June 19, 2015, 09:30:40 pm »

Quote from: Chakan on June 19, 2015, 08:49:03 pm

Well ...

http://metro.co.uk/2015/06/19/jordan-henderson-releases-hilarious-manifesto-to-be-on-the-cover-of-fifa-16-5254303/

Wait for some moaning twat to find something wrong with that.

quinny · « **Reply #102 on:** June 19, 2015, 10:29:37 pm »

He should be concentrating on his football, not wasting time campaigning to be on the cover of a video game.

Chakan · « **Reply #103 on:** June 19, 2015, 10:35:54 pm »

Quote from: quinny on June 19, 2015, 10:29:37 pm

He should be concentrating on his football, not wasting time campaigning to be on the cover of a video game.

What football is that?

Spraynard Kruger · « **Reply #104 on:** June 19, 2015, 10:46:33 pm »

Yes please. But can the cover just be an awkward close-up of his face, instead of some cinematic action shot?

TSC · « **Reply #105 on:** June 19, 2015, 10:53:16 pm »

Quote from: MrRaptorTurtle on June 19, 2015, 01:53:55 pm

Calm down Grandad, just a bit of fun.

Well you'd think so until you read the hysteria on the first couple of pages.

quinny · « **Reply #106 on:** June 20, 2015, 12:46:45 am »

Quote from: Chakan on June 19, 2015, 10:35:54 pm

What football is that?

Only messing mate, couldn't give a shite about this to be honest!

Chakan · « **Reply #107 on:** June 20, 2015, 01:50:39 am »

Quote from: quinny on June 20, 2015, 12:46:45 am

Only messing mate, couldn't give a shite about this to be honest!

Fairy nuff, you never know with this place sometimes.

Miltonred · « **Reply #108 on:** June 20, 2015, 02:40:08 am »

Quote from: Coolie High on June 16, 2015, 06:10:01 pm

If he's the front cover, i'd rather not buy it.

2015 version of Liverpool fans is a far cry from how me and my mates felt about the club when I grew up in the 70's. The only way you would be saying something like that then would be if you were an Evertonian.
Are you an Evertonian?

Hij · « **Reply #109 on:** June 20, 2015, 02:43:31 am »

Quote from: Miltonred on June 20, 2015, 02:40:08 am

2015 version of Liverpool fans is a far cry from how me and my mates felt about the club when I grew up in the 70's. The only way you would be saying something like that then would be if you were an Evertonian.
Are you an Evertonian?

He's a twat, forget him.

Hij · « **Reply #110 on:** June 20, 2015, 02:45:40 am »

Hij · « **Reply #111 on:** June 20, 2015, 02:46:07 am »

Hij · « **Reply #112 on:** June 20, 2015, 02:46:35 am »

Hij · « **Reply #113 on:** June 20, 2015, 02:47:48 am »

Hij · « **Reply #114 on:** June 20, 2015, 02:48:35 am »

Jordan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Hij · « **Reply #115 on:** June 20, 2015, 02:49:43 am »

Hij · « **Reply #116 on:** June 20, 2015, 02:50:53 am »

But I wouldn't buy FIFA if he was on the front

Hij · « **Reply #117 on:** June 20, 2015, 02:52:01 am »

Hij · « **Reply #118 on:** June 20, 2015, 02:56:34 am »

He got something like 6 goals and 9 assists.

He goes mental when we do well.

He's a spot on lad, and someone who I wish some of our other players were like.

Get behind him for fuck sake.

Hij · « **Reply #119 on:** June 20, 2015, 03:03:07 am »

Look how much he fucking cares