cant believe ive missed this thread, ive had a really shit couple days at work this week and really considering jacking it all in............then i read this OP and howled like a banshee! its a shocking state of affairs that we have to think like this in todays day and age, but none the less hilarious, it has really cheered me up, cheers.
oh, and ACHP, hope nothing like this happens to you, but then again i do!!