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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4520 on: January 8, 2024, 11:30:46 am »
He should have stayed, he'd have gotten around the same amount of minutes.
Klopp wanted him to stay, as did Milner, but the Club didn't offer him a contract I believe ...
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4521 on: January 8, 2024, 12:23:01 pm »
Klopp wanted him to stay, as did Milner, but the Club didn't offer him a contract I believe ...

Love Milner a lot and wouldn't have minded in the summer if he stayed for another year. But in hindsight it was probably the right move, yeah he could fill in multiple positions but it's time for others to do that.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4522 on: January 8, 2024, 12:25:46 pm »
Klopp wanted him to stay, as did Milner, but the Club didn't offer him a contract I believe ...

Which i find nuts. Who the fuck is vetoing Jurgen's position there?

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4523 on: January 8, 2024, 12:27:28 pm »
The whole boring James Milner thing sums him up perfectly. Instead of trying to change that perception and doing something 'crazy', he just went along with it and decided he can laugh about it together with everyone else. A person who can laugh about themselves (to a certain extent) cannot be a bad person.

The fact that he got a door named after him at Kirkby shows the club got in on the act as well. :D

I love Milly, probably one of my favourite LFC players of the past 20 years. But it was time to move on. Yeah, he could have still done a job for us, but it would have meant taking up a squad place that maybe it's time for another player to have. But I'm sure we will have him back in a coaching role at some point. There's just too much affection between him and the club for it not to happen.

His LFC career isn't over, it's just on hiatus. Gardening leave, if you will.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4524 on: January 8, 2024, 10:20:13 pm »
Milner is awesome but he would have soaked up backup minutes that have allowed Endo and Gomez to thrive.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4525 on: January 9, 2024, 01:04:40 pm »
Which i find nuts. Who the fuck is vetoing Jurgen's position there?
Think it's more likely he was offered a contract as part of the backroom staff but Milner felt (rightly so) he still has another couple of PL seasons in him. Beating Gareth Barry's record must be on at this point. He'll be back at the AXA in 2025/26.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4526 on: January 9, 2024, 04:45:01 pm »
To be fair - we had Milner last year and our midfield was a sieve. He can still play - and Brighton are entertaining but don't play as intensely as we do (I don't think).

It would have been nice to have him as a backup option for sure - but it's ok that he moved on too.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4527 on: January 9, 2024, 05:48:58 pm »
To be fair - we had Milner last year and our midfield was a sieve. He can still play - and Brighton are entertaining but don't play as intensely as we do (I don't think).

It would have been nice to have him as a backup option for sure - but it's ok that he moved on too.

Wasn't really his fault that though. The entire midfield went to shit all at once and he couldn't be everywhere. Players younger than him were letting the side down badly. He was never intended to feature as much as he did.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4528 on: January 17, 2024, 10:53:45 am »
This is a superb interview with James, he always comes out of these interviews in such a good way and is always entertaining with it.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4529 on: January 17, 2024, 02:17:00 pm »
Seems his lad is in the Liverpool academy. And yeah that was a great interview.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4530 on: January 19, 2024, 02:09:29 pm »
50% - Across the 632 Premier League matches that James Milner has appeared in, those games have featured 50% of the total players to have made at least one appearance in Premier League history (2,381/4,776). Mind-blowing.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4531 on: January 23, 2024, 10:47:02 am »
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4532 on: January 23, 2024, 11:58:12 am »
Superb, and won the lot too. And still putting a decent shift in.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4533 on: January 23, 2024, 12:07:57 pm »
Seems his lad is in the Liverpool academy. And yeah that was a great interview.

Wonder if he still speaks to him in Spanish.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4534 on: January 23, 2024, 12:31:38 pm »
2nd part of the interview with Jeff Stelling. Milner's top 5 games:

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4535 on: January 23, 2024, 04:15:19 pm »

So Giggs' division 1 appearances don't count? It waters down the stats significantly.  He was literally playing against the same teams. But football was invented in 1992 I guess.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4536 on: January 23, 2024, 04:18:13 pm »
So Giggs' division 1 appearances don't count? It waters down the stats significantly.  He was literally playing against the same teams. But football was invented in 1992 I guess.

No-ones Division 1 appearances count or it'd be a completely different list.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4537 on: January 23, 2024, 05:02:03 pm »
No-ones Division 1 appearances count or it'd be a completely different list.
The focus on PL stats is disrespectful to the rich history of the football league (over a century). Effectively,  it's the same league as the first division so the split is very strange indeed.

It's like creating a Super League and disregarding the competition it's replacing (e.g CL) even if it's a similar concept
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4538 on: January 23, 2024, 05:06:43 pm »
The focus on PL stats is disrespectful to the rich history of the football league (over a century). Effectively,  it's the same league as the first division so the split is very strange indeed.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4539 on: May 15, 2024, 11:43:24 am »
Get on the field 20 times next season and he takes the record of 653 off Gareth Barry.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4540 on: May 15, 2024, 01:44:43 pm »
Well done, James Milner. It's hard to believe how this guy just keeps going the ultimate professional.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4541 on: May 15, 2024, 03:59:32 pm »
Get on the field 20 times next season and he takes the record of 653 off Gareth Barry.

Hopefully, but he's not made a matchday squad since January.  His injuries have got more frequent in recent seasons. It's whether he can stay fit for more than half a season to get the minutes.

Hopefully he does and we bring him back the year after when he would presumably hang up his boots.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4542 on: June 11, 2024, 09:54:37 pm »
Hopefully he does and we bring him back the year after when he would presumably hang up his boots.

Al would tell you we're swapping him for Salah.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4543 on: August 17, 2024, 05:22:17 pm »
Started today to make it a record 23 Premier League seasons., and beat the blue shyte 3-0.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4544 on: August 17, 2024, 08:21:03 pm »
Nice crunching challenge on Mykolenko too  :wave
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4545 on: August 17, 2024, 08:25:45 pm »
635 Premier League appearances.

The entire Ipswich team apparently have 203. (and 73 of those are from Kalvin Phillips!).

And his current manager was 9 years old when Milner made his Premier League debut.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4546 on: August 17, 2024, 11:44:20 pm »
Nice to see him start there today. Love the man.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4547 on: August 17, 2024, 11:53:09 pm »
His longevity is incredible and to still be playing top flight football is a fine achievement. He’s only 3 months younger than Wayne Rooney.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4548 on: August 18, 2024, 09:26:00 am »
Unlike Ashley Old, Young James knows how and when to draw a card. ;)
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4549 on: August 18, 2024, 09:29:13 am »
His longevity is incredible and to still be playing top flight football is a fine achievement. He’s only 3 months younger than Wayne Rooney.

And looks twenty years younger.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4550 on: August 18, 2024, 09:33:49 am »
Mr Incredible is James Milner. It's going to feel strange when he does leave football when he's played for so long.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4551 on: August 19, 2024, 12:12:28 pm »
Started today to make it a record 23 Premier League seasons., and beat the blue shyte 3-0.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #4552 on: August 20, 2024, 04:01:44 am »
When (not if) he surpasses Barry's appearance record, I hope against the note is written "El Burro Magnifico"
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