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Re: Fat footballers
« Reply #120 on: December 4, 2011, 09:05:40 pm »
Michael Johnson

Wow. What happened there?

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Re: Fat footballers
« Reply #121 on: December 4, 2011, 09:56:35 pm »
Anderson
There was a picture in the paper after he scored against Schalke last season. He looked about 20 stone.
Then in the midddle out pops a smiling glen johnson pulling up his jersey to reveal a t-shirt of suarez with a text saying. "OUR SUAREZ IS A FRIEND TO ALL COLOURS!"

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Re: Fat footballers
« Reply #122 on: December 4, 2011, 10:15:07 pm »
Adebayo Akinfenwa:



His team (Northampton) train at my college and looking at him in person, he is a beast!
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Re: Fat footballers
« Reply #123 on: December 4, 2011, 10:17:05 pm »
There was a picture in the paper after he scored against Schalke last season. He looked about 20 stone.

There were pictures of him in pre-season and he looked way over-weight too. Think this is one.


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Re: Fat footballers
« Reply #124 on: December 4, 2011, 10:29:33 pm »
There were pictures of him in pre-season and he looked way over-weight too. Think this is one.



Nah, it's this one:


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Re: Fat footballers
« Reply #125 on: December 4, 2011, 10:47:41 pm »
jeroen verhoeven is pretty fat, third keeper for ajax.




Jack Dee lookalike much?

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Re: Fat footballers
« Reply #126 on: December 4, 2011, 10:50:35 pm »
I posted this photo of him on Twitter and got the same reaction. I hadn't noticed the resemblance, but it's certainly there.

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Re: Fat footballers
« Reply #127 on: December 5, 2011, 12:25:19 am »
His team (Northampton) train at my college and looking at him in person, he is a beast!

What college are you at? Moulton?

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Re: Fat footballers
« Reply #128 on: December 5, 2011, 12:27:36 am »
no idea how footballers manage to get themselves overweight
People still underrate Cristiano Ronaldo.

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Re: Fat footballers
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Re: Fat footballers
« Reply #130 on: December 5, 2011, 02:01:15 am »
Some of this lot have given me hope that I can one day become a fat footballer!

Credit to Andy Reid though, he's lost 2-3 stone since those days and looks a lot leaner now.