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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #240 on: November 30, 2024, 04:52:32 pm »
Yates described as ‘dogged’ by the commentator. Yard dog would be more accurate - I really detest him.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #241 on: November 30, 2024, 04:53:39 pm »
bbc shows the Arse lineup like this

R. Calafiori
Jorginho
K. Havertz
David Raya
D. Rice
B. Saka
W. Saliba
J. Timber
L. Trossard
Gabriel Magalhães
M. Ødegaard (c), Captain


what the fuck is that?  not by position, not by shirt, not by alphabet.  fuck off.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #242 on: November 30, 2024, 04:54:38 pm »
Yes Palace!
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #243 on: November 30, 2024, 04:55:19 pm »
Yes Palace!
hahahahahahaha

well deserved 94 mins

edit:  very good header!

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #244 on: November 30, 2024, 04:55:35 pm »
Lovely

1-1 Palace

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #245 on: November 30, 2024, 04:56:42 pm »
Palace... I love a late equaliser. :)
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #246 on: November 30, 2024, 04:56:43 pm »
CP scorer Munoz, who missed an absolute sitter in the first half.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #247 on: November 30, 2024, 04:57:20 pm »
bbc shows the Arse lineup like this

R. Calafiori
Jorginho
K. Havertz
David Raya
D. Rice
B. Saka
W. Saliba
J. Timber
L. Trossard
Gabriel Magalhães
M. Ødegaard (c), Captain


what the fuck is that?  not by position, not by shirt, not by alphabet.  fuck off.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #248 on: November 30, 2024, 04:57:32 pm »
Pretty poor from Pope.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #249 on: November 30, 2024, 04:58:05 pm »
FT 1-1 CP NU

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #250 on: November 30, 2024, 04:58:18 pm »
CP scorer Munoz, who missed an absolute sitter in the first half.

And created by Guehi - who’s a really classy footballer.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #251 on: November 30, 2024, 04:59:33 pm »
Eddie Howe has the face of a man who thinks he might not still be in a job tomorrow.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #252 on: November 30, 2024, 05:03:17 pm »
Eddie Howe has the face of a man who thinks he might not still be in a job tomorrow.

Fearing the axe yeah

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #253 on: November 30, 2024, 05:04:17 pm »
Fearing the axe yeah

Looked like he was about to cry.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #254 on: November 30, 2024, 05:09:23 pm »
Bournemouth are my local side, so it's great to see them doing well.  Play some good stuff, too.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #255 on: November 30, 2024, 05:15:11 pm »
Schade with a hat-trick. Shame.


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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #256 on: November 30, 2024, 05:22:41 pm »
It was yes. Hit the post with his 3rd. Suarez eventually got the 3rd goal.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #257 on: November 30, 2024, 05:24:02 pm »


He's a smooth operator, isn't he?

You’ll fit in well, that’s shite.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #258 on: November 30, 2024, 05:26:53 pm »
Eddie Howe has the face of a man who thinks he might not still be in a job tomorrow.

Tindall on the touchline on Wednesday.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #259 on: November 30, 2024, 05:27:09 pm »
Can someone please send me a link one of those illegal web sites that will stream the West Ham game - so I can identify the perps, and report them to the relevant authorities.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #260 on: November 30, 2024, 05:27:14 pm »
Any of us giving West Ham a chance here at all?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #261 on: November 30, 2024, 05:28:14 pm »
Tindall on the touchline on Wednesday.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #263 on: November 30, 2024, 05:29:14 pm »
Any of us giving West Ham a chance here at all?

Not me. The Arse will smash them. :(

















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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #264 on: November 30, 2024, 05:30:31 pm »
weird - Legohead hasn't thrown a shitfit yet.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #265 on: November 30, 2024, 05:32:05 pm »
Arsenal are by far the most irritating team in the league.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #266 on: November 30, 2024, 05:33:40 pm »
Tindall on the touchline on Wednesday.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #267 on: November 30, 2024, 05:36:07 pm »
Arsenal are by far the most irritating team in the league.

Yeah but what about the diving skills?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #268 on: November 30, 2024, 05:36:20 pm »
Fearing the axe yeah

They don't really go for axes in those...parts... It's just not very effective since they invested in bonesaws...

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #269 on: November 30, 2024, 05:36:27 pm »
Arsenal are by far the most irritating team in the league.

Think that last bit should end ‘the world has ever seen’
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #270 on: November 30, 2024, 05:37:03 pm »
What’s up with Saka? Haven’t seen him roll on the floor in agony yet

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #271 on: November 30, 2024, 05:40:26 pm »
Typical West Ham

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #272 on: November 30, 2024, 05:40:42 pm »
Arsenal seemed to get all the time they wanted to set up and execute that corner
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #273 on: November 30, 2024, 05:40:51 pm »
Stupid c*nts, fuck off.

Is it "incredible" Neville? Scoring a header from a corner?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #274 on: November 30, 2024, 05:41:08 pm »
Not me. The Arse will smash them. :(

















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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #275 on: November 30, 2024, 05:41:30 pm »
How does this guy always score. Don't teams prepare to mark him?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #276 on: November 30, 2024, 05:41:59 pm »
Their corners are just built entirely on cheating but not enough for it to be called out.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #277 on: November 30, 2024, 05:42:01 pm »
Nice of the referee and VAR to allow the player in front of Gabriel to just nudge the defender in front of him out of the way as he jumps for the ball.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #278 on: November 30, 2024, 05:42:23 pm »
Kinell, what homework has Lopotegui done?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 29th November - 1st December
« Reply #279 on: November 30, 2024, 05:42:47 pm »
£700 million to play like Pulis's Stoke.
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