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« Reply #1240 on: September 5, 2011, 05:25:50 PM »

"For the love of God help me! I've been here for four days, and a turtle's got a hold of my teeth! There he is. Come back here, you! Slow down! I'll get you..."

From Team Homer:

Bart: Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets. And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination.  These uniforms suck!
Marge: Bart!  Where do you pick up words like that?
Homer: (on phone) Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked!  I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Marge: Homer!  Watch your mouth!
Homer: Aw, I gotta go.  My damn weiner kids are listening. (hangs up)
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« Reply #1241 on: September 5, 2011, 05:57:44 PM »
I am presently incarcerated, imprisoned for a crime I did not even commit. 'Attempted murder', now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for 'attempted chemistry?'
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« Reply #1242 on: September 5, 2011, 06:28:30 PM »
After the worst.episode.ever of Itchy and Scratchy

Homer: So how was it?
Bart: Can we go to bed without dinner?
Marge: Yes ( All quickly runs up the stairs and then we hear 2 doors slam)

Absolutely hilarious

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Re: The Simpsons - The Best of thread.........
« Reply #1243 on: September 5, 2011, 06:31:36 PM »
After the worst.episode.ever of Itchy and Scratchy

Homer: So how was it?
Bart: Can we go to bed without dinner?
Marge: Yes ( All quickly runs up the stairs and then we hear 2 doors slam)

Absolutely hilarious

Homer: Well, at least I liked it.  Didn't I?
Homer's Brain: Oh, you don't want to know what I really think.  Now look sad and say "D'oh".
Homer: [sadly] D'oh...
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« Reply #1244 on: September 5, 2011, 08:18:02 PM »
Forgotten about this character for ages

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« Reply #1245 on: September 5, 2011, 08:24:57 PM »
Lionel Hutz
"Well, he (the judge) has kind of had it in for me since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly,' and replace 'dog' with 'son.'"

:D Possibly my favourite ever line from The Simpsons, Hartman's delivery is just perfect.
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« Reply #1246 on: September 5, 2011, 11:04:24 PM »
:D Possibly my favourite ever line from The Simpsons, Hartman's delivery is just perfect.

Yeah the pause between dog and son is brilliant!
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« Reply #1247 on: September 5, 2011, 11:08:41 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/4y81KRtQFmU" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/4y81KRtQFmU</a>

And a great Marge murmur at the end.

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Re: The Simpsons - The Best of thread.........
« Reply #1248 on: September 6, 2011, 12:26:45 AM »
"I've seen plays more interesting than this. Honest to God - Plays!"
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« Reply #1250 on: September 14, 2011, 04:29:18 PM »

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« Reply #1252 on: September 14, 2011, 11:07:45 PM »
http://www.1channel.ch/watch-4131-The-Simpsons

watch any episode you want!

So glad I dont have to be up early.

Were talking soooftballll ...

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« Reply #1253 on: September 14, 2011, 11:10:56 PM »
So glad I dont have to be up early.

Were talking soooftballll ...

Homer: You're Darryl Strawberry.
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Homer: You play right field.
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Homer: I play right field, too.
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Homer: Well, are you better than me?
Darryl Strawberry: Well, I never met you... but... Yes.
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« Reply #1254 on: September 14, 2011, 11:12:48 PM »
SHAVE THOSE SIDEBURNS.

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« Reply #1255 on: September 14, 2011, 11:13:41 PM »
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« Reply #1256 on: September 15, 2011, 12:31:07 AM »
http://www.1channel.ch/watch-4131-The-Simpsons

watch any episode you want!

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« Reply #1257 on: September 15, 2011, 01:30:21 AM »
Flippin ek, the softball episode, Homer at the bat, released in 1992. Christ.

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Re: The Simpsons - The Best of thread.........
« Reply #1258 on: September 26, 2011, 05:43:34 PM »
You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!



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« Reply #1259 on: September 26, 2011, 05:47:32 PM »
Can't find a Youtube clip. Saw a relatively new one the other day (as in, released in the last 5 years or so)
Lisa was in a crossword competition and Homer bet against her in the final. Just before the final matchup, they pause to take a few moments to acknowledge the words that are no longer in the dictionary. Quality stuff.
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« Reply #1260 on: September 26, 2011, 11:00:08 PM »
Homer near the fridge

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« Reply #1261 on: September 26, 2011, 11:24:18 PM »
Mmmm.....floorpie.....

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« Reply #1262 on: September 27, 2011, 01:06:42 PM »
Marge:That's not a desk, that's my dryer.

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« Reply #1263 on: September 27, 2011, 02:38:02 PM »
"That Simpson, he thinks he's the pope of Chillitown...."

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« Reply #1264 on: October 5, 2011, 12:37:54 PM »
Future of the Simpsons in doubt amid cast pay dispute

Fox Television warns it cannot continue to produce cartoon unless voice actors take 45% wage cut
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    guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 5 October 2011 10.57 BST

The future of the US cartoon series the Simpsons is in doubt after 20th Century Fox Television said it could no longer afford to produce the show without its voice actors taking a huge pay cut.

The company issued a statement after a report said it had threatened to end the cartoon unless the actors accepted a 45% pay cut.

"We believe this brilliant series can and should continue, but we cannot produce future seasons under its current financial model," the statement said.

"We are hopeful that we can reach an agreement with the voice cast that allows the Simpsons to go on entertaining audiences with original episodes for many years to come."

The Simpsons, the longest-running comedy series on US television, is currently in its 23rd season on Fox. The show generates billions of dollars through global syndication as well as DVD and merchandise sales.

The Fox statement followed a report on the Daily Beast news website, which said the principal voice cast members – including the voices of Homer (Dan Castellaneta), Marge (Julie Kavner), Bart (Nancy Cartwright) and Lisa (Yeardley Smith) – were having difficulty renegotiating contracts that currently see them earning around $8m (£5m) each per season.

The report, quoting an unnamed insider, said the cast had tried unsuccessfully to negotiate a 30% pay cut in return for a portion of the show's profits. Fox did not dispute the report.

The Simpsons is broadcast in more than 100 countries and 50 languages and has become a staple of American culture.

TV industry sources said producers have enough episodes to keep the comedy on the air until the end of the 2011-12 TV season in May.

The sources said the dispute would need to be settled by December so writers would be able to work on either the season finale or the series finale, depending on the outcome of talks.

Other members of the cast and crew are also reportedly being asked to take pay cuts.

In recent weeks, executives at News Corp, which owns Fox, have said they are looking at ways to make more money from the show in the future, both in syndication rights and other areas.

The company's chief operating officer, Case Carey, told an investors conference on 14 September that executives had held a number of meetings in the past six months to "look at opportunities from A to Z".

"Whether it's channel, digital, ourselves, third parties, it's a series unique in television, with a volume to it that is unprecedented," Carey said.

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« Reply #1265 on: October 5, 2011, 12:52:19 PM »
Could be one of the best things that could happen to the show, as it may result in celebrity guests and their huge fees becoming rarer. Resulting in better stories, instead of shows focused on somehow wheeling in the next guest.
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« Reply #1266 on: October 6, 2011, 01:14:10 AM »
Great episode on Sky today.

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« Reply #1267 on: October 6, 2011, 01:19:04 AM »
23 seasons, christ. I love it, but if it came to an end, it wouldnt be the worst thing to happen. Think of the ratings for the finale!

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« Reply #1268 on: October 6, 2011, 03:51:08 AM »
Long overdue

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« Reply #1269 on: October 6, 2011, 03:52:07 AM »
They should cancell it and have a couple of 1-1 and a half hour episodes a year.
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« Reply #1270 on: October 6, 2011, 03:11:02 PM »
Who can forget such taglines from Tv adverts, such as...

"100% GUARANTEED!!!......guarantee not guaranteed."

and

an advert for  a school trip to a factory "warning factory may explode"

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« Reply #1271 on: October 19, 2011, 05:11:59 PM »
Watched Bart vs Australia last night. Was cracking up as they were flying back to Springfield and laughing at how a new species in an unnatural environment could totally devastate the natural ecosystem (bart brought a bullfrog from home, which towards the end of the episode it shows many crops were being destroyed by the bullfrogs), camera zooms to the outside of the plane, suspense music starts playing and slowly zooms in on a koala hanging on the edge of the plane :lmao

So random


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« Reply #1272 on: October 19, 2011, 05:13:06 PM »
One of my favourite moments:



Moe: "Gah. Who would've thought a whale could be so heavy?"

Every minute of that episode is amazing.

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« Reply #1273 on: October 19, 2011, 05:38:42 PM »
Homer Badman was on the TV last night. What a classic
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« Reply #1274 on: October 19, 2011, 05:48:43 PM »
Homer Badman was on the TV last night. What a classic

I saw that on Sunday. Love that episode, especially the 'Rock Bottom' scenes, the satirisation of talk shows and "I pity the fool who doesn't phone home".
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« Reply #1275 on: October 19, 2011, 05:59:26 PM »
Love the 'Commi Nazis' episode :lmao

"McBain to base: Under attack by Commi-Nazi's!"
*Plane gets hit by missiles*
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« Reply #1276 on: October 19, 2011, 06:59:37 PM »


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« Reply #1277 on: October 20, 2011, 12:35:54 AM »
Do you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?

That's the joke.
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« Reply #1278 on: October 20, 2011, 12:56:52 AM »
On closer inspection these are loafers
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« Reply #1279 on: October 20, 2011, 09:26:51 PM »
Nerd: What are you going to do, Mr. Simpson?
Homer: Actually, I've been working on a plan.  During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.

Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] ``wicked'' guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget.  But the point is...  I forget that, too.  Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?

Homer: Can't talk, seeing Flanders. Later, sex.

Bart: No offense, Homer, but your half-assed underparenting was a lot more fun than your half-assed overparenting.
Homer: But I'm using my whole ass.

Marge: I try to be supportive, but this has gone too far! Please, just let it be?
Homer: No, I can't. This is my cause. I'm like the man who singlehandedly built the rocket and went to the moon.  What was his name? Apollo Creed?

Homer: Well, at least I liked it. Didn't I?
Homer's Brain: Oh, you don't want to know what I really think. Now look sad and say "D'oh".
Homer: [sadly] D'oh...

Homer: Look at this country! ["Uruguay"] U-R-Gay.  [laughs]
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.